Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.

Does it bother you? Do you think about it alot?

Yes and yes. Not so much about the sex itself but the lack of affection and attraction.

How are you doing, oh great wizard?

Fine. Currently cooking food for the evening.

Do you or did you ever try to meet women? Were you rejected constantly or did you give up early in life.

I've given up myself, accepted my fate to become a wizard.

Are you angry? I'm on a dry spell and everywhere I go dudes are hooking up with women I'm attracted to and it's starting to really pass me off but I don't know what I'm angry about

How much do you weigh?

Why are you still a kissless virgin? Are you just ugly or awkward?

How come you stayed virgin so long? I'm not a handsome dude and a bit chubby and even I managed to get lucky

I went from kv to having fucked before I even kissed girl 'for real' at the age of 27.

I'm not even ugly of fat, quite the opposite actually. Who gives a shit.

>Do you or did you ever try to meet women? Were you rejected constantly or did you give up early in life.

I was rejected constantly. I was never somebody who hit on like 20 women in a night, but I certainly have tried more than a hundred times in life.

Not enough. Cannot get my weight over 75 kg.

Very awkward.

hey bro, 25 y.o. virgin here. Hope things are going to get better when i finally start making a shitload of cash next year :(

Important; did you get the powers, or not?
I'd consider the power not to bend to the whims of hormones enough, but if I don't get that then it's really pointless

Maybe I just wasn't lucky.

I'm not angry. I am bitter.

I didn't get that. I am still horny all the time and I still fall in love with people I barely know.

I feel like there's gotta be more going on here than just bad luck with the ladies. Do you have friends? Do you go out? I mean I'm just a normal dude but I find it so hard to believe you could go your whole life and never even hook up with someone. Don't you ever just go out with the boys to a bar or something? Every go to a party in college? Have you spent your whole live inside a room playing games? Almost seems it would take more effort to avoid so much social interaction. Loosen up man, live a bit.

I cannot describe the feeling this information is creating in me.

So there is no point celibacy, is there?

>I feel like there's gotta be more going on here than just bad luck with the ladies.

Certainly. It is just my lack of personality, character and charisma.

>Do you have friends?

No.

>Do you go out?

Yes. To drink.

>Don't you ever just go out with the boys to a bar or something?

I go to bars. But there are no boys.

>Every go to a party in college?

Lots and lots. Private parties, clubs etc.

Nope.

Work out.

Now old are u awkward, so u say, u must be ugly. If u have been to parties, bars, etc and ur 37 u should have atleast seen how every1 else approaches women. If u haven't learned u must be stupid
... ......

>u

Anyway, when it comes to social interaction I am stupid as fuck. Retard mode.

What's the difference?

Anger makes you do things. Bitterness just makes you feel.

quility b8

Yeah I could see that. What do you make of all this alpha/beta talk? For me it seems to lower my confidence more and I end up being more awkward because I get the sense that everyone already knows I'm a beta so there's no point in getting to know me.

holy shit, that fucking description is on point ;_;

Did you actually get magical powers? I really need to know this

If u want a tip. See definepranks on youtube. U can see how some women react.
Just try copying what he does. U could try around the places u go to party or close to the bar.
Just dont be a fucking pussy. I was the same but im 21 now. U wont ever see her again if u fail. Just try even if ur nervous, u can just walk away.

No magical powers. But my right arm got a lot stronger.

Why don't you turn your standard WAY down?
Like, you're oviously never going to fuck some 10/10, so why not go for some ugly chick, or a fat one?`

Literally ANYONE can get laid, if you just accept that you won't get laid by a beauty.

I'm 19 and I feel like I've had more sex than the average person at my age. I can tell you that it's really not all that great - at least not to the point of letting it bring your life down. I could very easily live with masturbating the rest of my life, and I've had some pretty good sex with some pretty hot girls. I've choked, spat on, slapped, and came in plenty of girls, and none of it means a fucking thing unless it's with the person you love.

Unless it's filled with passion, sex is just a reminder of how lonely you really are.

I usually always went for 5/10s because I perceived everyone else out of my league.

Tldr if u approach in a non wierd way and ask for number, if she likes you, youll win.
If u want look for passable ugly and not hot women if u are nervous.

The only problem i find is your age. Everything i said applies to 16_30 y.o due to experience

I am not sure what to do with it.
Most logical is to change scenery where people either don't know that you are beta, or beta/alpha roles haven't been established yet.

The problem with the first, that without some serious changes, you'll still be a beta, and the new people will notice. So you are back to square one. The latter situation is a lot harder to find.

Another thing would be is trying to usurp the place of an alpha, fighting him. But since society frowns upon civilian violence I am not sure how to do it.
The other option would be defeating the alpha in his own game, like defeat the captain of the football team in football. I probably won't have to explain what's wrong with that.

I seriously hope I never become such a failure.

I'm sorry, OP.

I'm weird as fuck. With everyone.

goddamit. Guess there's no point in holding back then.

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First, are you telling me that selling my virignity to an escort won't help?

Second; so the anxiety is probably not about what virgins could receive with sex, but it's what they don't have yet?

got laid at 14, overrated

Then why didn't you go lower when the 5's wouldn't bite?

Like, even if you put it in a 1/10, you can tell everyone that indeed, you're not a virgin, and you'd be right.
You wouldn't think about it all the time, letting it tear away at you day after day, because you'd realize just how overrated it really is.

My first time was with a 7/10, and the whole time we were fucking, all i could think was "my faps feel better than this". I'm sure a lot of non-virgins ITT can say the same.

Can we get a picture of you?

I honestly want to know; does it really worth throwing away your already significantly lowered standards just so you can say you are not a virgin?

Face

Body.

I was a beta faggot until i changed schools. Group of alpha guys where bothering these nerds in class and i called them out in front of everyone and every response theey had i countered. They ended up not bothering the guys and kept on normal but i somehow earned their respect and went out with then and other girls in my class. Hell i even got a letter from a hot girl in class and ended up dating her, she was a cousin of one of the bullied cousin yet no1 knew

That is for YOU to decide. We're all different. OP seems like his virginity DEFINES what he is as a person, and after 33 years, i doubt things will change. I'd suggest to him that yes, it might be worth it simply because it would dispell the idea that losing your virginity is the greatest thing ever, and if you don't you're a pathetic subhuman.

when will i lose my virginity, 16 male and autistic
I am fit and tall 6ft but i also weigh 85kg

Whenever you manage to become less autistic.

Theory proven then

Good point. I guess we have to decide which is more important.
and there is a personal threshold where one objectively becomes more important than the other.

You should try the "strong and silent" type. Look imposing, and speak as little as possible to hide your autism

what's your IQ, op?

Never measured.

self-estimate?

120.

bump

When will you kill yourself?

When I'm old and useless.

Hello OP.

I am 26 years old and a virgin. Will things get easier when I turn 30
or will I be more sad then about the fact that Im still a virgin?

Turned more sad for me. Has not to be the same for you.

How much does it bother you now?

I kind of accepted it.

Well I sometimes think about it but its all good though. I accepted the fact that I'll probably never get laid a long time ago. Or get a girlfriend or a wife etc. I am a little afraid of women and intimitated by beautiful women.

Good for you. I imagine it would get a lot worse with thime if it bothered you now.

If it starts bothering you down the line, see and

My standards for women arent high, trust me. Its kinda like anything goes but I just cant hook up with anyone. Nobody likes me (females). I do my best to be well mannered, polite and charming. But I just cant ever get laid or a date. It doesnt bother me but sometimes I dream about a life where I have a girlfriend/wife.

Do you drink alcohol?
Do what i did when i lost my virginity. I went to a small concert, got drunk, sat my mediocre ass down beside a mediocre female and flirt. Don't be charming. This was literally my first time with this approach, and i got up to walk away because i felt it didn't go anywhere, and she stopped me and whispered in my ear: "Where do you think you're going? My bed is waiting for us.."

Once you're drunk, you shouldn't give a shit what people think of your actions, doubly so if the chick is also drunk. If you're worried about making an ass out of yourself in front of people you know, go to another town or a different party. Don't bring a wingman, because he'll probably be more tempting to the girl than you are.

TL;DR : Get drunk and say "fuck it!"

OP here. I used to drink shitloads of alcohol but it never really helped.

Forgot to mention, this didn't end in a one night stand. I was pretty drunk so i couldn't perform, and i was a virgin. But the next day, after i had left in shame, i got a text from her saying she wanted to meet me again. Ended up having sex with her 5+ times. It was fun, sure, but like i've said in the thread, all i could think about was how much better my faps were.

Tried this MANY times. Hasnt worked yet. Thanks though...

Sorry to hear that. Keep trying, but always remember: it's overrated to hell and back.

okay, thanks. feels good to talk about this stuff with someone..

Yeah, this site is a good place for things like this.
Just don't let it bother you. If it happens, it happens.

Ofc, it will never happen if you sit in your room all the time.