Hi Sup Forums long story short:

Hi Sup Forums long story short:
I'm commiting suicide and leaving a million to all quads. Roll your paypals motherfuckers.

Don't do it :(

Where do you live? Come party with me

What are your problems?

Use the money to start a charity instead and get laid doing it

Rolling for OP not to do it

Today (2007) op is a fag time wizard

you're not really one of the bright ones are you

Come on OP
Fill us in on some details; make it so you're not some faceless richfag who an heroed

never seen Sup Forums this gay before

>come to my house
>most badass party ever
>all the drugs
>all the booze
>all the hookers
>2 weeks straight

If that doesn't kill you then the AIDS from the hookers probably will
Probably the best way to go

kek'd

Actually host a mega party for b
Pay for us to fly to you
Same as

Lol just saw image name, fuck you op
>op is faggot

liar arse

quadquadquadquda

quaaad

eyooo gibsme dem reparations mane

>available balance as of 9/24/07
gtfo

quadsssss

>Go to: Today (Sept 24, 2007)
> Available balance as of 09/24/2007

Yeah, great work OP. Poor asshole.

Mabye old clarence will get the jackpot today....probably not..

>mentally challenged

Hoovin shmoovin...

Off by one

I don't have paypal donate it to Trump

"07", you posted 9 years too late Op :')

nice FastCompany.com copyright in the bottom
gg op

All these niggas hating OP for how fake it is but yall fell for the bait with arms open

>Account: It doesn't matter how bold i make the letters
>Filename
Holy shit and people actually rolled.

really funny, last time I had this same thread and I had to make a new one because of too many replies.

stay for the show

Kill yourself already, fag!

Dude if you have enough money to drop a mil on quads you have enough to make yourself happy.
here let me outline how to buy happiness:
>give $500 to random homeless guy on the street. Yeah he will prob buy drugs with it, but he may get some food too and you will make him happy as fuck for a day.
>give $400 to a female bum because lol paytreeeeeachy
>throw a kick ass party with an open bar, DJ and strobe lights and shit for your local city. No charge for it just a kick ass free party whereyou get to paraded around on a big ass throne so you are king for a night.
>pay off a couple random peoples homes in a not so nice area
>pick some random nerdy guy from Sup Forums and produce a porno staring him and his ten favorite pornstars
>buy a 2017 cadilac and then shoot it till it explodes, distribute video of it for the lols
>sky dive.
and of after alll that you still want to die even though you are by now a legend...do it loke this
>get a trip into soace via a russian rocket, pay for a space walk, disconnect your tether and push off toward Earth. You will burn up in re-entry, but you will die knowing you will be remembered as the guy who thre a sick ass party, did some good shit then died in the coolest way possible.