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fuck off idiot

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>Page: The First

double idiot

Can't wait for Brexit to happen and we get to kick out all of the brown people and eastern Europeans and Southerners

>Apparently Subway choosing to serve Halal meat is something we should be furious about.

I'm okay with it, but apparently that makes me an anti-English traitor.

pancake FACE

what amuses me about anti-halal people is that they still eat meat

so the house of lords and maybe the house of commons is going to neuter the brexit deal or stop it completely? lol

SMELLY BUTT HOLE

*flips you off*

literally cannot wait for independence lads

>immigration is what made Britain shitter though

no

a century of lots of different reasons is why this country is like it is today

you cannot just blame everything on a single minor factor

@70037079
of course you would be, you're a paki

is factorio as autistic as it looks

I don't give a fuck about the meat being halal, what IS annoying is that in the halal shops they don't serve bacon or any pork products

Lads when do we celebrate independence day?
I think we should have an independence day on the anniversary of the vote, and a celebration on the day we actually leave the EU anniversary

who /communistwhovotedbrexit/ here?

>it's shit b-but there were other reasons too
just because you got allowed to live here now and you need to find a scapegoat
to be fair though, finding goats is right up your alley, isn't it Rasheed?

>immigration
>minor factor

independence date is yet to be confirmed mate

will be coming along soon though based on May's ineptness :)

dead inside but I still smile

> house of lords
> house of commons

reminder that Britain was much better under absolute monarchism

It's gonna be so sweet getting flooded with crap American goods

>r-r-rasheed
>d-d-don't hurt m-m-muh precious feelings
NOT
AN
ARGUMENT

it isn't the main reason everything's so shit
it's much much deeper than that

no

> Cromwell

mmm ah yes the unholy sign of runtery

business idea: radical centrist autocratic government

>MUH INDEPENDENCE
>Hey Scotland, do you wanna be independent?
>n-no

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THE BUEAROCRATS IN BRUSSELS

Remainiacs just can't handle the bantz

DUDE NHS WILL COLLAPSE WITHOUT BEROOSHELS LMAO

bringing this /out/ with me to drink around a campfire with a girl i met from tinder

premium quality

only the finest whisky has a best before date

Just an estimation, but huge if true.

Business Idea: Absolutely Monarch who implements fascist ideas

Remember that time English immigrants in Scotland tipped the balance in favour of unionism?

Can i power my car with it

Imagine actually caring about politics and thinking you could make a difference or that anyone could make a difference.

Can't imagine actually being that calcified.

What would you do if you arrived home to find your best mate shagging your partner?

pretend you have either if you don't

>stealing a million votes

Business Idea: have the government hold votes for everything every 6 months in case one side isn't happy with the result

this
especially when they actually are given the chance to vote and change something, they vote for "more of the same pls"

fuck him in the arse

>this is proofs

Fucking state of remainiacs.

nope

remember that the irish did in favour of separatism though

better business idea: don't have referendums since the electorate don't know what's best for them

>only 17 million out of 65 million people actually voted brexit

brexiteers not so smug now

Black pudding

Brexit is happening, right?

cut both out of my life destroying my entire social circle, then live alone for a few months until i latch on to someone else

>pretend you have either if you don't
OK

I'd probably be very upset and feel utterly betrayed. Also I would feel a tight stiffening in my groin region as my willy slowly grew to full hardness at the prospect of my girlfriend being filled by another man's seed.

Reminder that if the yoof in this country had bothered to vote then you remainians wouldn't be crying all the time

Sit there and watch

which result won again?

what have they done to julian assange lads

It's an estimation based of this data.

*Hands you £10,000*

remember when half of london was flooded on referendum day and they couldn't vote

act of god desu

If they can get it past parliament.

yep and even less voted remain lol

the field has changed alot since then

there will be another vote if May doesn't concede some form of EU access to Scotland, and Scotland will go.

Wow €10,200 thanks

Should've got more then 32% of 18-24 year olds voting then Remainiacs :)

>literal wall of lightning across the channel separating britain from the continent

definitely made me consider a god

See

>northern pintlets

Wonder how much longer the BBC can hold onto Snooker coverage for. Must be next on the list surely now that F1 and darts have been nabbed.

Trump was born as Dawood Ibrahim Khan in the now-Taliban-controlled Waziristan region of Afghanistan in 1954. After his parents were killed in a car accident, a British Indian Army captain took little Dawood to London, where the Trump family later adopted him and brought him to America.

>Irish pintlelets

12 hours in and not much on the go but let's wait and see ahaha

good luck weird willy wally

good post

Uncle Barry has given them the rights for many a year

To amphetamine.... or not to amphetamine

>12 hours in
i did a week and only got two matches ha yeah lol

Tim Farron is a saint for standing up for the SIXTEEN MILLION that voted to stay

never forget the SIXTEEN MILLION

what's best for the london elite*

this is just an immigration map

>cuckland
>independence

Made FAR too much pea soup lad.

Huh, what am I like :^)

I mean in here we got wine and all sorts of alcohols but what's up with hungary

only ever got 1 match and she was fat
didnt think i was this unattractive

hmmm might give this a join

truth hurts zac

lads when you switch your brain off what song do you end up singing? always do the murder she wrote theme tune for some reason.

Trying to think of a joke about Hungarian women being 'hungry' for big willies but my mind is too slow and rotted from years of imageboard browsing.

might give you a clap on the head

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all that goulash will put inches on your knob

Don't know, really. This is based on the results of self-reported penis-size so it isn't necessarily accurate
(Unless the penis size is unusually small, because why would they lie about that?)

*instantly throws it on the pile for a bailout of Italy's banks*

closet nonces assured me small tits can't be saggy
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wasn't Orwell a socialist of sorts

T. Middle Class Ponce living in Basingstoke who thinks he's in touch with the Working Class because his neighbour's brother did a one week plumming apprenticeship

all circles presuppose they'll end where they begin, but only in their leaving can they ever come back around all circles pressupose they'll
end end where they begin, but only in their leaving can they ever come back around all circles pressupose they'll end where they begin
all circles pressupose they'll end where they begin

>sluthate.com
sort yourself out

an old man singing about being a teenage girl

OP here

I hope you lads are enjoying this thread

put a lot of time into it x