American is coming over

>american is coming over
>have to cover entrance in glue so they don't fuck my floor with their dirty 4x4 boots

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Get cucked sweden.

>Swede is coming over
>have to make a Craigslist add for a bull so he feels at home

>American is coming over
>I have to inform him what an entrance area is because in America, their front door leads right into the living room

FUCK

>"german" coming over
> have to tell him that wife is not for rape

>visit Sweden
>be aware of their aversion to shoes so put them in the refrigerator next to the ketchup
>everyone gives me funny looks when I microwave water for my instant coffee

>letting another man's bull into your house
just as bad

what kind of american houses have you seen?

>implying you aren't the bull
Why else would he visit a non-white's home?

>German is coming over
>have to put my wife and daughter in hijab so he doesn't honor kill them

it's like that in a lot of sitcoms, and i actually saw a family house like that when i went to the US. so i assumed that's normal there

>american is coming over
>try to stay seated so they don't feel short

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Funny

Not funny

>american is coming over
>have to call the police in advance because they're bringing a JDAM over

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>american is coming over
>he speaks to me in german, I say I don't understand and he says "you're welcome".

>mistaking broken Spanish for German

jajajaja

>Frenchman comes over
>asks me where the pond is

>american coming over
>have delicus homemade food on table
>he asks where next mac donalds is

germany strikes again

pls gib älpermagronen

>german is coming
>buy a lock and put it in the oven to avoid troubles

>jew is coming over
>have to hide all the money in the house

>pole is coming over
>vote brexit

>Pole is coming over
>have to hide the car

>jew is coming over
>he won't go near the oven

>refugee is coming over
>refugee is coming over
>refugee is coming over
>refugee is coming over
>refugee is coming over
>refugee is coming over
>refugee is coming over

>refugee is coming over
>hide behind the ocean

>swiss is coming over
>he starts yodelling
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>french is coming over
>have to use deodorant on the whole house

>Japanese is coming over
>doesn't come over, he's at the hospital being treated for a paris syndrome

Normally when memes reach the mainstream they die if they are not already dead.
How did pepe and feels guy survive this long?

>American is coming over

>Hungarian is coming over
>take 2/3 of his belongings

>German is coming over
>call my friends over to beat him up
>he gets mad and tries to fight back
>call some more friends and beat him up again

I fuked 2/3 ur moms holes
Tok 1/3 of her dgnity

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No frenchie. You raise both hands when you want to indicate surrendering.

I stink, my mom is a whore and I'm a coward

France BTFO tbqh

dude idk, it's only really poor places that are built like that.

>american coming over
>have to cover all my seats in cling film so he doesn't ruin them with sharts

you live in a supermarket?

>says the leprechaun

no, long island houses are like that lmao

Anons saved them with making them unpopular with most normies with alt-right stuff etc. This made them unmarketable, which usually kills memes.

What? No they aren't, most LI houses are split level like pic related.

>Belgian is coming over
>have to speak in a foreign language so he feels right at home

i'm from new jersey and it's only niggers that have houses like that.

>sharter coming over to my house
>don't have to do anything because he went to England thinking that Ireland and England were the same thing

Do him a favor and tell him he should brush up arabic while he is over there.

>englishman coming over
>forced to speak english because he cucked my ancestors

>Irishman is coming over to my house
>dies in a drunk driving incident

>chinks and gooks coming over
>ironically want to spend a fun time

>American is coming over
>Have to put my guns on my tallest shelf so he doesn't get shot

Fuck you, how do you know?

Is the ground is trembling from her footsteps?

Her skin color worries me. It looks very unhealthy

>german coming over
>have to listen to him brag about mosques

invite mehmet and he will cover your entrance in his glue

>sweden
>guns
you mean your panties?

>refugee comes over to France
>doesn't like it so tries to sneak to Britain

>Irishman coming over
>Don't prepare any food so that he feels right at home

rude

>Norweigan coming over
>Have to tell the local Vicar to lay low for a bit

>American is coming over
>Need to stock up with Coca-Cola, potato chips and budlight