Wake up in the middle of the night

>Wake up in the middle of the night
>See this right infront of your face

wat do

My prayers have been answered

>Stranger in my house
>Obviously consumes blood
>Bloody fingertips
>Shove stranger away
>Grab knife from under pillow, go for defensive slashes at hands and stomach if stranger attacks; go for offensive stabs for under arm and neck if stranger doesn't resist
>Incapacitate stranger
>Stab through heart; cut off head
>Burn body

Fuck vampires, man.

Put my boy parts in her girl parts

immediately check if my penis has been consumed.

If not, then I will use it.

>Throw pocket sand in face
>Grab my waifu pillow and fedora
>Stop in the doorway to look back and tip defora at her as she's trying to get sand out of her eyes
>Naruto out of house

/thread

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Id lick her

god bless

>defora

New favorite word

>Has obviously been consumed by chaos
>Purge in service of the Emprah
such is the life of a guardsmen

choke her to death, why is there a stranger in my house.

Hit her again

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Have sex with it.

Take a step back and take another picture showing the full body and not just from the "I'm fat but I hide it" angle

Punch her in the face and call 112

>it

This is why you're still a virgin, friend.

I tak her hand and tuch my penis with it adn rub it so i cum al over that face mmmmmmmmmmm she so sdexy i cum on her nice bum everyday if she was mine

Enjoy diabetes, sweetheart.

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