CLAIM YOU'RE WAIFU

[Carter Ortiz]

CLAIM YOU'RE WAIFU

[Hunter Cook]

...

[Brody Nelson]

I AM WAIFU

[Justin Hernandez]

CLAIMED

[Adam Mitchell]

dubs

[Jaxon Sullivan]

How can I claim myself? Stupid.

[Eli Barnes]

CLAIMED

[Alexander Brown]

Sersha will be mine forever.

[Carson Richardson]

based arianfu

[Brayden Brown]

MEW
E
W

[Gabriel Wilson]

CLAIMED

[John Rivera]

...

[Wyatt Nguyen]

...

[James Hughes]

FUCK

[Michael Wright]

...

[Nathaniel Thompson]

Claimed my future wife

[Jayden Morgan]

Nicola Peltz claimed

[Jacob Barnes]

FUCK YOU SHE IS MINE

[Cooper Sanders]

>tumblr
>gif
>on Sup Forums
deserves it more than you.

[Adam Bailey]

...

[Cameron Turner]

Her and Elle Fanning need to hook up.

[Josiah Foster]

>All these little girls

I've got a real woman.

Claimed, faggots.

[Jordan Watson]

that goblin has no place anywhere near my waifu. eat shit my man

[John Rogers]

>What is Google image search?

[Oliver Morgan]

Fuck you, cunt. Too late.

[Daniel Allen]

but she's half a Jew

[Jason King]

claiming this waifu with no survivors !

[Nathan Scott]

claimed

[Michael Russell]

I do not get your greentext response. What is the relevance?

[Jeremiah Taylor]

Mine

[Gavin Williams]

...

[Sebastian Green]

...

[Gavin Martin]

>feet cut off
>shoes
you don't deserve her

[Jaxon Morris]

...

[Michael Harris]

hes saying he got it from a google image search and not by browsing tumblr. Only makes it worse desu, he doesn't even have a reaction/TV folder.

[Nicholas Sullivan]

No!

[Liam Lopez]

...

[Aaron Fisher]

*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP*

[Noah Collins]

cute waifu easy laifu

[Ian Nelson]

...

[Dominic Price]

already claimed

[Bentley Bailey]

...

[Noah Watson]

you can't claim without a pic.

[Alexander Cooper]

...

[William Young]

>claiming without a pic

[Blake Roberts]

...

[Tyler King]

Pale girls. :)

[Chase Brown]

...

[Carter Russell]

looks like me desu

[Logan Jones]

Best Emma claimed

[Andrew King]

...

[Aiden Turner]

Get fucked Cucky Depp

[Liam Lee]

Dibs

[Jordan Jones]

The origin of the gif hardly matters you utter autist

[Jaxson Parker]

too soon

[Brandon Hughes]

this big boy

[Connor Stewart]

This guy gets it

[Juan Barnes]

lmao still upset over it 25 minutes later

[Julian Miller]

Bane 1

Why is baneposting the greatest meme ever conceived?

Because it's absurd, it's versatile, it's funny. You can never expect what's the next thing someone else will come up with. You can remember it while watching news about a plane crashing on TV and laughing like a maniac without even wanting to. It's eternal, it's a meme you can accept as a lifestyle, it's a meme you can enjoy without being "le meme spamming redditor". It's a complete and excellent distraction for whatever is happening in the real world. It has unlimited combinations, the scene is ambiguous enough to be discussed endlessly. It's deep, you always find new things about it, the fire never burns itself and it keeps rising. It allows crossovers, it can derail threads that are full of negativity, it's family friendly, it gives you a good laugh and a good vibe to have a better day, because laughing is very good for you. It's difficult to explain, it just happened, and it's the biggest meme we've done. The biggest anyone's done since silent era. For you, for me, for him, for her, for them, for us. For everyone.

Here is some essential Bane media to help increase your love for bane:

ORIGINAL SCENE
youtube.com/watch?v=-Li998pZxwU

B(ANE?)ENIGERS GUIDE
pastebin.com/SGSFR1RQ

SONGS

masketta man
soundcloud.com/masketta-man

get em on board
youtube.com/watch?v=_0qVvxdfGZk

Requiem for Four Big Guys
picosong.com/evAq/
youtube.com/watch?v=QJJt1mPtoag

the fire rises (muisc video)
youtube.com/watch?v=v_rvEUhCoIM

big guy must go on
youtube.com/watch?v=8Hnrhnp0qSo

the fire rises (Animated)
youtube.com/watch?v=e4G8IlNYgws

Rest In Peace Bill Wilson - A Tribute to a True American Hero
youtube.com/watch?v=b-zQCRhmRHk

Hothead
youtube.com/watch?v=wsMA4IAonNs

hothead gone outta here ft hoz.
youtube.com/watch?v=Pb90umQ-9_w

1/4

[Carson Moore]

you're waifu is a gold digging whore.

[Wyatt Ward]

Bane 2

VIDEOS

see yiyay
youtube.com/channel/UCR4SzivbfJvyR8Dl9ajYehw

requiem for a big guy
youtube.com/watch?v=kVkv3F3tfsY

ebin meem broseph
youtube.com/watch?v=20K6Tq3Q3W0

you get to bring friends
youtube.com/watch?v=ODjor5MTmm4

The Dark Knight Rises - Bane plane crash scene (workprint)
youtube.com/watch?v=qXeXdQNyBO8&feature=youtu.be

the dark tyrone roges
youtube.com/watch?v=r7juWGQza5c&feature=kp

for england bane?
youtube.com/watch?v=S-PPWANmh2E

CIA returns
youtube.com/watch?v=jXRQYWbZ7_o

The Dark Knight Rises: 70 Visual Throwbacks
youtube.com/watch?v=TKdjsu4-704

4u - songbird edition
youtube.com/watch?v=a6zTpsIqf-s

CIA begins
youtube.com/watch?v=OuQ5jI5iD4g

4u
youtube.com/watch?v=XLBjOSyVBX8

for you
youtube.com/watch?v=Ya3lt_f583k

A film by Wes Anderson
youtube.com/watch?v=6lnJyb4Ozys

INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - The Dark Knight Rises intro
youtube.com/watch?v=_W2_KmZWtCo

FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT
youtube.com/watch?v=_0pIH8ng5hE&

Desmond Harrington in The Dark Knight Rises
youtube.com/watch?v=mpbEzAYT3o0

The Dark Knight Rises Favorite Scenes
youtube.com/watch?v=lMBLAVqztKg

BANE vocaroo
youtube.com/watch?v=LYQpJHmo8nE

Get Off My Aircraft - CIA Strikes Back
youtube.com/watch?v=0EG0TEkSSDI

CIA and BANE - DARK EDITION
youtube.com/watch?v=NHIf9Dco1iI&feature=youtu.be

someone get this hothead outta here
youtube.com/watch?v=ZzndyGwT1ww

just another day in Sup Forums
youtube.com/watch?v=8YcCX3yZUpU

Bane? master plan
youtube.com/watch?v=cJATwOwnzXs

rip cia ;_;
youtube.com/watch?v=1JVF0YhsBC4

Isnt That the Question of the Day
youtube.com/watch?v=ZM6CimNuOO0

2/4

[Thomas Watson]

Bane 3

Bane speaks against hotheads
youtube.com/watch?v=yrWj0WiaP3I&feature=youtu.be

Bane vs CIA
youtube.com/watch?v=0pd1YVxFUJc

The Dark Mexican Rises
youtube.com/watch?v=DwdBQ-i26W8

The Dark Knight Rises plane hijack scene (with original audio)
youtube.com/watch?v=2vBW6jvspF8

BANE - Official Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=BipHKsINeqQ

CRASHIGN THIS BANE
youtube.com/watch?v=d7KTEO51xok

there he is
youtube.com/watch?v=9Gq8F0Bb6Xg

Bane?
youtube.com/watch?v=no5Km3WOJ9E

INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - The Dark Knight Rises intro
youtube.com/watch?v=_W2_KmZWtCo

Dark Knight Undubbed
youtube.com/watch?v=nLkdcDHor1E

The Dark Night Rises (Spanish Class)
youtube.com/watch?v=qvATKdbIj_0

Baneposting
youtube.com/watch?v=iBhg1UgrIwc

Hotheads - Alternate Scene from The Dark Knight Rises
youtube.com/watch?v=4XTrcIR69N8&feature=youtu.be

I'll tell you when I've had enough!
youtube.com/watch?v=B5yh7nCDcl0

WHO DO YOU WANT TO CATCH, A BIG GUY, OR THE GUY WHO KILLED HAERVEY DANT??
youtube.com/watch?v=lav3Twxi-MI&feature=youtu.be

Mosquito Man Tribute
youtube.com/watch?v=JlydAEHTpXY
VOCAROO

funny laugh
vocaroo.com/i/s0VTVhljOUXt

BANE-senpai
vocaroo.com/i/s0OzTyngsaxt

birdsong edition
vocaroo.com/i/s06w5kVn0q9K

African Accent? i think
vocaroo.com/i/s01c1nQqFCX3

Gotham´s reckoning
vocaroo.com/i/s12mQv0T9b2R

speed plane scene
vocaroo.com/i/s00eubDu9SWH

Bane sings for you
vocaroo.com/i/s0NjNcxAuVd0

Generic dub
vocaroo.com/i/s1eHwDdcH8cb
vocaroo.com/i/s0dtApdJaBV1
vocaroo.com/i/s0HsFhTo5bVL
vocaroo.com/i/s0OoIlQZDTtc
vocaroo.com/i/s0gBduLTwyjt
vocaroo.com/i/s1O1haMZRhIp

take gotham
vocaroo.com/i/s0xaGF6dNzzg

3/4

[Angel Perez]

oi m8, Ill fookin kill you

[Blake Wright]

Bane 4

with accents
vocaroo.com/i/s1Mz2MhTJh6X

with accents 2
vocaroo.com/i/s1uuDmk46cW1

reading the novelazition (warning its 22 minutes)
vocaroo.com/i/s1wlNTfbdA9b

this much hothead
vocaroo.com/i/s0soG9ynepU1

this much hothead (part II)
vocaroo.com/i/s0GUWv4PfmcA

this much coolhead
vocaroo.com/i/s1Fm0jDGx1xs

DUBBED

Latin American
youtube.com/watch?v=I_gZfFPtx9I

Latin American (incomplete)
youtube.com/watch?v=-prrKxukK08

Spain
youtube.com/watch?v=iRMrqiMXH8Q

ITALIAN
youtube.com/watch?v=4be10FOX7Ig

GERMAN (INCOMPLETE)
youtube.com/watch?v=XU9UideeyPw&feature=youtu.be

The Banest Banedub
youtube.com/watch?v=PSNJhv0WCmI

Sup Forums dubs the dark knight rises
youtube.com/watch?v=gG4fraTqZUs

Sup Forums dubs the dark knight rises (alternative)
youtube.com/watch?v=scaalqVFRZY

OTHERS
The Dark Knight Rises (2012) #50 on IMDB top 250 chart
imdb.com/chart/top

The American Film Institute (AFI) "The Dark Knight Rises" ten-best films of 2012
deadline.com/2012/12/afi-awards-2012-winners/

Southeastern Film Critics Association "The Dark Knight Rises" best films of 2012
imdb.com/event/ev0000620/2012

TIME magazine "The Dark Knight Rises" best films of 2012
entertainment.time.com/2012/12/04/top-10-arts-lists/slide/the-dark-knight-rises/

Rolling Stone "The Dark Knight Rises" best films of 2012
rollingstone.com/movies/lists/the-best-movies-of-2012-20121212/the-pop-spot-19691231

Los Angeles Times "The Dark Knight Rises" best films of 2012
articles.latimes.com/2012/dec/14/entertainment/la-et-mn-year-in-review-best-movies

Batman Wiki
batman.wikia.com/wiki/Bill_Wilson

Bane Clicker game
orteil.dashnet.org/experiments/idlegamemaker/?game=GpbKc1jQ

4/4

[Josiah Jenkins]

Hey there user, my name actually is Brandon Smith and I live in Plainville, Connecticut, United States of America, and I just wanted to say that you are an absolute cock-inhaling faggot of a human being who should go and shitfuck himself up the dickhole for having such genuinely retarded opinions. It literally seems to me that you may actually legitimately be a mentally handicapped person whose handler has accidentally allowed to access a computer. My recommendation is that you go out to your nearest freeway at your earliest convenience and insert yourself into the traffic such that motorists are forced to either swerve or splatter your being upon the hoods and windshields of their cars, traumatizing all those within them as you do, so that these sorts of inane and stupid shit thoughts that seem to just spew out of your anus of a mouth will never be seen on this board again. Alternatively, go to your resident barbecue and turn the grill on to its highest heat, then place your hands into the flames until they are roasted into unrecognizable stumpy, blackened appendages that will require years of treatment and therapy to heal into scarred lumps which will require a lifetime of medication to relieve the constant and permanent pain from nerve damage, in order to prevent yourself from ever typing such a dumb sentence ever again.

Thanks,
Brandon

[Jaxon Ward]

>you're
learn english faggot

[David Perry]

CINÉMA:
1: 夢 (1990, Kurosawa)
2: This Night (1965, Fassbinder)
3: La morte d'Isotta (1968, Schröter)
4: Reassemblage (1982, Minh Hà)
5: Кpaдeцът нa пpacкoви (1964, Radev)
6: โรงแรมนรก (1957, Pestonji)
7: قمران وزيتونة (2001, Abdelhamid)
8: ¾إشآ (1984, Zhuangzhuang)
9: Ocْنeيè ؤyّè (1975, Radev)
10: Three Kings (1999, Russell)

FILMS:
1. دècüىa ى¸pٍâoمo ÷eëoâeêa (1986, Lopushansky)
2. Un condamné à mort s'est échappé (1956, Bresson)
3. Guns of The Trees (1961, Mekas)
4. Love Streams (1984, Cassavetes)
5. êôژX½ضةظؤêڑ¢بثتآ¼ (1991, Yang)
6. Duelle (1976, Rivette)
7. Alice in den Stنdten (1974, Wenders)
8. Le Rayon Vert (1986, Rohmer)
9. Սայաթ-Նովա (1968, Parajanov)
10. Mauvais Sang (1986, Carax)

MOVIES:
1. Barry Lyndon(1975, Kubrick)
2. “Vچ‘‚ئ’nچ– (1963, Kurosawa)
3. Blue (1993, Jarman)
4. Fanny och Alexander (1982, Bergman)
5. The Long Day Closes (1992, Davies)
6. “Vچ‘‚ئ’nچ– (1963, Kurosawa)
7. Le Révélateur (2002, Philippe Garrel)
8. Providence (1977, Resnais)
9. لت§بµاأأة (2006, Weerasethakul)
10. Punishment Park (1971, Watkins)

OVERALL:
Sommaren med Monika (1953, Bergman)
êôژX½ضةظؤêڑ¢بثتآ¼ (1991, —î)
চারুলতা (1964, রায়)
Ordet (1955, Dreyer)
Les Moissons du Ciell (1978, Malick)
Oêٍےلpü «ؤecےٍü نيeé, êoٍopûe ïoٍpےcëè ىèp (1927, فéçeيٍّeéي)
؛ى¸كء» (1987, صإزصؤ±)
Fear and Desire (1953, Kubrick)
اepêaëo (1975, Tapêَâcêèé)
01010101 01101110 00100000 0100001101101000 01101001 01100101 0110111000100000 01000001 01101110 0110010001100001 01101100 01101111 01110101(1928, Luis Buٌñuel)
ہثبA±¯¸è (1936, œد؟ع)
Le Révélateur (2002, Philippe Garrel)

[Jace Butler]

>see thumb
>click on it
>scroll down
every fucking time :3

[Henry Wood]

Imagine being Orson in that ad and having to be all like "Muuuhaaaahhh, Paul Masson, you fuckin' fine, all delicious with your in-the-bottle fermentation and horrific faux-French monstrous taste. I would totally drink you, both in this advert and one for frozen peas." when all he really wants to do is drink another $500 Dom Perignon in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Orson and not only sit in that chair while the extra pours his disgusting California champagne in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the suspicious-looking sediment building in it, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that pour. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking taste but Paul Masson's haughty attitude as everyone on set says it's VINTAGE DATED and DAMN, PAUL MASSON CHAMPAGNE TASTES LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and drink the disgusting fucking piss water contorting your palette into horrific flavours you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been drinking nothing but a healthy diet of Krug and Bollinger and later alleged moonshine for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wisconsin. You've never even drunk anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the chemical contaminants in this mass produced sham pigswill as it's poured again and again for you, the extra smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in the "French excellence (for that is what they call it)", the excellence they worked so hard for with fermentation techniques in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could break a bottle and stab everyone in this room, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Orson Welles. You're drunk as fuck and don't know why the extra isn't doing anything. Just bear it. Slurr your lines and bear it.

[Ayden Anderson]

claimed

[Grayson Hughes]

Bane Star
youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU

Bane (chipmunk)
sendvid.com/miba94m4

[Landon Gomez]

>Gain free tickets to AnvilFest 2015
>It's some sort of Anvil Convention for Anvil Hoarders.
>The Anvil Hoarder (1930) is going to be playing so I figure why not?
>I enter the theatre room
>I am the only one without an anvil, feel slightly silly
>The title-scene wipes onto the screen and all of these people start smashing their anvils with hammers
>The noise is unbearable and there are sparks and pieces of crab flying everywhere
>One man lets go of his hammer mid-air and it kills his wifes son with a blow to the head
>A spark settles on a piece of chair upholstery and catches fire
>The fire spreads hastily, half the place is on fire and the exits are unreachable
>Some realise what a terrible mistake they have made
>In their regret, they try bargaining off their anvils to other anvil hoarders
>I couldn't quite hear the replies, but it seemed as if many of them had too many anvils as it was
>By this time, more than 3/4 of the people are either severely burned, or dead
>Screams of "When will I be rid of this anvil?!" fill the air
>I make my way to the corner of the room and sob whilst in the fetal position
>After what feels like a life time, I see firefighters flood the entrance
>By this time I am the only one left alive, the theatre is a nightmare of corpses and anvils
>The Anvil Law in my city states that if you witness the death of an anvil owner, you now own his anvil
>A firefighter comes over to me and checks if I am OK
>I am in shock and panic, and all I can think about is how many anvils I now own
>"Would you like an anvil?" I ask him, hardly able to string a sentence together
>He states he has too many as it is
>The enormity of my involuntary possession of all these anvils overwhelms me
>I grab the nearest rogue hammer and star blugeoning the man
>All I can scream is "When will I be rid of these anvils?!"
>Now doing life in prison for neglecting my duty as a citizen to adopt the deceased mens anvils

[Ryder Mitchell]

There is reason of why Joss Whedon Avengers was sucessful. You DCucks don't understand why Whedon magnum opus is better received than Dawn of Plebstice.

The whole movie is a thrilling representation of the Also Sprach Zarathustra, hidden between the CGI and corny jokes. It's a call to humanity, trying to tell us why we need to leave religions, to unleash our hidden nature.

Just take your time to analyze the characters:
>Steve Rogers; A man out of time, attached fervently to his religion, trying to ignore the fact that he is the Ubermensch incarnated and that he has seen things beyond his belief.

>Tony Stark; An iron man with so much wealth and power capable of create the most powerful armors. He didn't need someone beyond him to do that, he accomplished all of this with his own bare hands and effort. He realized that humanity doesn't need to be guided by someone with more strenght.

>Bruce Banner; The representation of the power that we hide so the rest wouldn't judge us based on their dogmas.

>Nick Fury; A man physically (but not mentally) blinded, that will not follow our brainwashed leaders.

>Thor and Loki; Powerful gods, surprised when they realize that our race is not willing to believe in them anymore.

>Natasha and Clint; the symbol of humanity, surrounded by the Ubermensch.

The story, the soundtrack, the cinematography and symbolism is exquisite. You will never find something like that in DC Capeshit because they aim at the manchildren fanbase. This, on the other hand, doesn't aim at an specific group, it aims at everyone, not caring about the race, age or colour. Is a desperate call to humanity, so we can get up and unite, to not serve another being, but to be the masters, the avengers.

[Gavin Ramirez]

i'm not sure what to think if mine wasn't claimed yet.
>tfw patiently waiting for Goose/Rooney/Malick movie to be released the 29th of February

[Ayden Barnes]

CLAIMED

[Daniel Myers]

Damn it. All the best ones are claimed

[Christopher Evans]

Hedgehog dilemma of what happens in the show and concludes in the movie.

Girl likes boy, she keeps giving him obvious advances but grows frustrated since boy is too fucking naive to notice. Thus she keeps getting hurt.
This could be solved if they had proper communication.

Boy likes girl but is too scared of getting rejected/getting hurt by her. To the point of perceiving her as a hate machine in his own mind – because of her frustrations that are unknown to him.
He is only capable of telling her how he feels and what he wants when she is incapable of saying no.
This could be solved if they had proper communication.

During Instrumentality fuck up, boy goes again to girl in desperation. The girl "how he perceives her on his mind" rejects him and hurts him as he expected her to do so. He explodes in frustration and strangles that which makes him weak and suffer.

Once the Instrumentality fuck up is finished. Boy sees the real girl on the beach and hurts her on impulse believing that the girl that he perceived on his mind during instrumentality is how the girl really is.
Girl on the beach reaches for his warmth – shows him kindness - despite being hurt by boy.
In this case plainly referencing the hedgehog dilemma in which hedgehog A gets close for warmth to hedgehog B, without giving a shit about being hurt. Thus ending the dilemma.

Boy feels the sincere kindness and touch that he had so longed and breaks into tears over girl. Thus confirming to the girl that boy reciprocates her feelings.

Girl says: disgusting which could mean:
She is disgusted that she loves a guy like him.
She was aware of what boy said and did during the hospital scene and insulted him as he had asked her and also because she feels repulsed that he jerked to her.

In the end they finally manage to communicate with each other and the walls of frustrations that where been built during the show are gone, leaving them with a very promising note.

[Samuel Ramirez]

EoE sucks

[Hunter Bell]

This one is mine

[Isaiah Ross]

you're dealing with the pros here

gotta bring your A game

[Lucas Davis]

>Iron Man: Mr. Bucky, I'm S.H.I.E.L.D.
>T'challa: He wasn't alone
>Iron Man: You don't get to bring friends
>Bucky: They're not my friends
>Iron Man: Why would I want them?
>T'challa: They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the soldier. The shielded man.
>Iron Man: Cap? Get on board - I'll call it in.
>Iron Man: What are you doing in the middle of my operation?
>Iron Man: The flight plan I just filed with SHIELD lists me, my men, and Bucky here. But only one of you.
>Iron Man: First one to talk gets to stay on my helicarrier!
>Iron Man: So... Who paid you to grab Bucky?
>Iron Man: He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next?
>Iron Man: Tell me about Cap! Why does he wield the shield?
>Iron Man: Lot of loyalty for a fake Avenger!
>Cap: Or he's wondering why you someone would shoot a man with repulsors before throwing him out of a helicarrier
>Iron Man: Wiseguy, huh? At least you can talk. Who are you?
>Cap: It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
>Cap: No one cared who I was before I picked up the shield.
>Iron Man: If I take it off, will you die?
>Cap: It would be extremely painful.
>Iron Man: You're a big guy.
>Cap: For you.
>Iron Man: Was getting caught part of your plan?
>Cap: Of course. Bucky refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to find out what he told you.
>Bucky: Nothing, I said nothing.
>Iron Man: Well, congratulations, you got yourself caught. Now what's the next step in your master plan?
>Cap: Crashing this helicarrier. With no survivors!
>Cap: No, they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
>Falcon: Have we started the Civil?
>Cap: Yes, the Civil Wars.
>Cap: Calm down, Bucky, now is not the time for fear, that comes later.

[Alexander Hall]

>no hairy chin

DROPPED

[Carson Garcia]

>it's a when you wake up and realize it was just a dream and a great sadness pours over you and you sigh because she was so perfect in that you were completely at ease and yourself and content and honest and she not only accepted but love you and you love her and it was pure and you both knew it and you would look at her and you would both get that innocent pleasant smile and nothing needed to be said and you could be with her for the rest of your life oh god she was perfect but it was just a fucking dream it was just your imagination it was just your fucking brain simulating a fucking emotion out of need because you dont get that in real life so it had to manifest a girl for you to love and release those wonderful love chemicals and god it felt so great but it was not is not real so you lie there in bed and wish you could just stay asleep forever but you cant and eventually you go about your day and deal with the boring lonely reality that is your life but at least youre alive and no matter how bad it gets you long ago came to realize it is still better than being dead because at least you got to fucking be alive and experience existence and be conscious so really you cant complain and randomly at some point during the day in a quite moment while thinking about nothing in particular you remember that dream you remember her and all you have is a memory of a flash of a blur of a cute face and an echo of love that aches a little and this you will forget as quickly as you remembered episode

[Mason Rodriguez]

hair's still there

[Landon Johnson]

You could have shaved her

[Bentley Perry]

peachfuzz waifus are best waifuz

[Bentley Bell]

Now that i have successfully claimed my waifu, how do i get her to become my gf?