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wisslpb?

Why does she look like the mascot for Camel Cigarettes , look at that fucking nose. That's why she angles her mediocre face every picture to hide that disgusting nose. I mean damn she is fucking ugly as sin.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHA

wisslpb?

Holy shit that nose, holyyyy fuccckkk.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA

wisslpb?

Keep angling that face, she must be really self conscious, she should just get plastic surgery. She is fucking nasty man.

wisslpb?

wisslpb?

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stop spamming this shit retard

wisslpb?

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wisslpb?

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i'm as tired of this no-name-girl-shitposting as the next guy, but you've gotta admit she's actually kind of hot.

wisslpb?

wisslpb?

Not really man she has serious butter face and like I said her nose reminds me of a camel, and I'm no sand nigger so I don't enjoy cunny with the nose of camels. Shes fucking gross. Which is why her career is fucking dead in the water. I mean she is so ugly that these camel posters cant even get the same traction for their waifus like abatap did for Bella Thorne, she is THAT unappealing that only a huge minority are interested in her.

>kind of

come on, she's a total babe :3

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>Pigface
>Hot
And her name is Brighton Sharbino or something like that
fucking cunnyposting

wisslpb?

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Get it right man, it's camel face, or cunny-camel for short.

>like abatap did for Bella Thorne

get your memes straight, redditbro

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tomato tomato

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Camels and Pigs look nothing alike, look at her nose when shes not angling her face to hide her disgusting disfigured nose and then compare it to any of the camels in this thread.

wisslpb?

>that nose

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

point is that she's butterface
and sage your posts faggot

wisslpb?

come on, you might be just gay or something. she's no natalie portman, but any straight man would find her attractive.

Holyyy fuck, that may be the worst picture of her yet. She's fucking disgusting.


Nah son, I love me some cunny, but she is low tier in the jailbait category, there is so much better cunny out there and her nose truly is disgusting.

>those muffs

y u do dis 2 me fham

She's 13 you degenerates.

wisslpb?

The real crime is picking this butterfaced camel instead of actual prime cunny. It's fucking pathetic.

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>I love me some cunny

rule of thimb here is that we do not trust cunnyposters that don't post cunny

you gotta walk the walk, bro

mind posting a sample of a prime cunny, to help educating us plebs?

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She was 13 when people first started spamming her 4 years ago.

All the cunny posters just post actresses from when Sup Forums died they don't bother getting new ones or seeing how they look now.

hey, 13 is a great little age :3

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>fatnat
>cunny

is this nigga serious?

have you started paying chinese people to post brighton for you

>She was 13 when people first started spamming her 4 years ago.

kek, you actually think bribs is 17 now?

What a sad and pathetic life you lead.

God, that tushy never ceases to amaze

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Bane 1

Why is baneposting the greatest meme ever conceived?

Because it's absurd, it's versatile, it's funny. You can never expect what's the next thing someone else will come up with. You can remember it while watching news about a plane crashing on TV and laughing like a maniac without even wanting to. It's eternal, it's a meme you can accept as a lifestyle, it's a meme you can enjoy without being "le meme spamming redditor". It's a complete and excellent distraction for whatever is happening in the real world. It has unlimited combinations, the scene is ambiguous enough to be discussed endlessly. It's deep, you always find new things about it, the fire never burns itself and it keeps rising. It allows crossovers, it can derail threads that are full of negativity, it's family friendly, it gives you a good laugh and a good vibe to have a better day, because laughing is very good for you. It's difficult to explain, it just happened, and it's the biggest meme we've done. The biggest anyone's done since silent era. For you, for me, for him, for her, for them, for us. For everyone.


Here is some essential Bane media to help increase your love for bane:

ORIGINAL SCENE
youtube.com/watch?v=-Li998pZxwU

B(ANE?)ENIGERS GUIDE
pastebin.com/SGSFR1RQ

SONGS

masketta man
soundcloud.com/masketta-man

get em on board
youtube.com/watch?v=_0qVvxdfGZk

Requiem for Four Big Guys
picosong.com/evAq/
youtube.com/watch?v=QJJt1mPtoag

the fire rises (muisc video)
youtube.com/watch?v=v_rvEUhCoIM

big guy must go on
youtube.com/watch?v=8Hnrhnp0qSo

the fire rises (Animated)
youtube.com/watch?v=e4G8IlNYgws

Rest In Peace Bill Wilson - A Tribute to a True American Hero
youtube.com/watch?v=b-zQCRhmRHk

Hothead
youtube.com/watch?v=wsMA4IAonNs

hothead gone outta here ft hoz.
youtube.com/watch?v=Pb90umQ-9_w

1/4

Bane 2


VIDEOS

see yiyay
youtube.com/channel/UCR4SzivbfJvyR8Dl9ajYehw

requiem for a big guy
youtube.com/watch?v=kVkv3F3tfsY

ebin meem broseph
youtube.com/watch?v=20K6Tq3Q3W0

you get to bring friends
youtube.com/watch?v=ODjor5MTmm4

The Dark Knight Rises - Bane plane crash scene (workprint)
youtube.com/watch?v=qXeXdQNyBO8&feature=youtu.be

the dark tyrone roges
youtube.com/watch?v=r7juWGQza5c&feature=kp

for england bane?
youtube.com/watch?v=S-PPWANmh2E

CIA returns
youtube.com/watch?v=jXRQYWbZ7_o

The Dark Knight Rises: 70 Visual Throwbacks
youtube.com/watch?v=TKdjsu4-704

4u - songbird edition
youtube.com/watch?v=a6zTpsIqf-s

CIA begins
youtube.com/watch?v=OuQ5jI5iD4g

4u
youtube.com/watch?v=XLBjOSyVBX8

for you
youtube.com/watch?v=Ya3lt_f583k

A film by Wes Anderson
youtube.com/watch?v=6lnJyb4Ozys

INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - The Dark Knight Rises intro
youtube.com/watch?v=_W2_KmZWtCo

FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT
youtube.com/watch?v=_0pIH8ng5hE&

Desmond Harrington in The Dark Knight Rises
youtube.com/watch?v=mpbEzAYT3o0

The Dark Knight Rises Favorite Scenes
youtube.com/watch?v=lMBLAVqztKg

BANE vocaroo
youtube.com/watch?v=LYQpJHmo8nE

Get Off My Aircraft - CIA Strikes Back
youtube.com/watch?v=0EG0TEkSSDI

CIA and BANE - DARK EDITION
youtube.com/watch?v=NHIf9Dco1iI&feature=youtu.be

someone get this hothead outta here
youtube.com/watch?v=ZzndyGwT1ww

just another day in Sup Forums
youtube.com/watch?v=8YcCX3yZUpU

Bane? master plan
youtube.com/watch?v=cJATwOwnzXs

rip cia ;_;
youtube.com/watch?v=1JVF0YhsBC4

Isnt That the Question of the Day
youtube.com/watch?v=ZM6CimNuOO0

2/4

it is a work of art, seriously

I've been a tushynthusiasts for many years and never seen anything like

Bane 3

Bane speaks against hotheads
youtube.com/watch?v=yrWj0WiaP3I&feature=youtu.be

Bane vs CIA
youtube.com/watch?v=0pd1YVxFUJc

The Dark Mexican Rises
youtube.com/watch?v=DwdBQ-i26W8

The Dark Knight Rises plane hijack scene (with original audio)
youtube.com/watch?v=2vBW6jvspF8

BANE - Official Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=BipHKsINeqQ

CRASHIGN THIS BANE
youtube.com/watch?v=d7KTEO51xok

there he is
youtube.com/watch?v=9Gq8F0Bb6Xg

Bane?
youtube.com/watch?v=no5Km3WOJ9E

INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - The Dark Knight Rises intro
youtube.com/watch?v=_W2_KmZWtCo

Dark Knight Undubbed
youtube.com/watch?v=nLkdcDHor1E

The Dark Night Rises (Spanish Class)
youtube.com/watch?v=qvATKdbIj_0

Baneposting
youtube.com/watch?v=iBhg1UgrIwc

Hotheads - Alternate Scene from The Dark Knight Rises
youtube.com/watch?v=4XTrcIR69N8&feature=youtu.be

I'll tell you when I've had enough!
youtube.com/watch?v=B5yh7nCDcl0

WHO DO YOU WANT TO CATCH, A BIG GUY, OR THE GUY WHO KILLED HAERVEY DANT??
youtube.com/watch?v=lav3Twxi-MI&feature=youtu.be

Mosquito Man Tribute
youtube.com/watch?v=JlydAEHTpXY
VOCAROO

funny laugh
vocaroo.com/i/s0VTVhljOUXt

BANE-senpai
vocaroo.com/i/s0OzTyngsaxt

birdsong edition
vocaroo.com/i/s06w5kVn0q9K

African Accent? i think
vocaroo.com/i/s01c1nQqFCX3

Gotham´s reckoning
vocaroo.com/i/s12mQv0T9b2R

speed plane scene
vocaroo.com/i/s00eubDu9SWH

Bane sings for you
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Generic dub
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take gotham
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3/4

Bane 4

with accents
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with accents 2
vocaroo.com/i/s1uuDmk46cW1

reading the novelazition (warning its 22 minutes)
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this much hothead
vocaroo.com/i/s0soG9ynepU1

this much hothead (part II)
vocaroo.com/i/s0GUWv4PfmcA

this much coolhead
vocaroo.com/i/s1Fm0jDGx1xs

DUBBED

Latin American
youtube.com/watch?v=I_gZfFPtx9I

Latin American (incomplete)
youtube.com/watch?v=-prrKxukK08

Spain
youtube.com/watch?v=iRMrqiMXH8Q

ITALIAN
youtube.com/watch?v=4be10FOX7Ig

GERMAN (INCOMPLETE)
youtube.com/watch?v=XU9UideeyPw&feature=youtu.be

The Banest Banedub
youtube.com/watch?v=PSNJhv0WCmI

Sup Forums dubs the dark knight rises
youtube.com/watch?v=gG4fraTqZUs

Sup Forums dubs the dark knight rises (alternative)
youtube.com/watch?v=scaalqVFRZY

OTHERS
The Dark Knight Rises (2012) #50 on IMDB top 250 chart
imdb.com/chart/top

The American Film Institute (AFI) "The Dark Knight Rises" ten-best films of 2012
deadline.com/2012/12/afi-awards-2012-winners/

Southeastern Film Critics Association "The Dark Knight Rises" best films of 2012
imdb.com/event/ev0000620/2012

TIME magazine "The Dark Knight Rises" best films of 2012
entertainment.time.com/2012/12/04/top-10-arts-lists/slide/the-dark-knight-rises/

Rolling Stone "The Dark Knight Rises" best films of 2012
rollingstone.com/movies/lists/the-best-movies-of-2012-20121212/the-pop-spot-19691231

Los Angeles Times "The Dark Knight Rises" best films of 2012
articles.latimes.com/2012/dec/14/entertainment/la-et-mn-year-in-review-best-movies

Batman Wiki
batman.wikia.com/wiki/Bill_Wilson

Bane Clicker game
orteil.dashnet.org/experiments/idlegamemaker/?game=GpbKc1jQ

4/4

would boop her nose all day :3

CINÉMA:
1: 夢 (1990, Kurosawa)
2: This Night (1965, Fassbinder)
3: La morte d'Isotta (1968, Schröter)
4: Reassemblage (1982, Minh Hà)
5: Кpaдeцът нa пpacкoви (1964, Radev)
6: โรงแรมนรก (1957, Pestonji)
7: قمران وزيتونة (2001, Abdelhamid)
8: ¾إشآ (1984, Zhuangzhuang)
9: Ocْنeيè ؤyّè (1975, Radev)
10: Three Kings (1999, Russell)

FILMS:
1. دècüىa ى¸pٍâoمo ÷eëoâeêa (1986, Lopushansky)
2. Un condamné à mort s'est échappé (1956, Bresson)
3. Guns of The Trees (1961, Mekas)
4. Love Streams (1984, Cassavetes)
5. êôژX½ضةظؤêڑ¢بثتآ¼ (1991, Yang)
6. Duelle (1976, Rivette)
7. Alice in den Stنdten (1974, Wenders)
8. Le Rayon Vert (1986, Rohmer)
9. Սայաթ-Նովա (1968, Parajanov)
10. Mauvais Sang (1986, Carax)

MOVIES:
1. Barry Lyndon(1975, Kubrick)
2. “Vچ‘‚ئ’nچ– (1963, Kurosawa)
3. Blue (1993, Jarman)
4. Fanny och Alexander (1982, Bergman)
5. The Long Day Closes (1992, Davies)
6. “Vچ‘‚ئ’nچ– (1963, Kurosawa)
7. Le Révélateur (2002, Philippe Garrel)
8. Providence (1977, Resnais)
9. لت§بµاأأة (2006, Weerasethakul)
10. Punishment Park (1971, Watkins)

OVERALL:
Sommaren med Monika (1953, Bergman)
êôژX½ضةظؤêڑ¢بثتآ¼ (1991, —î)
চারুলতা (1964, রায়)
Ordet (1955, Dreyer)
Les Moissons du Ciell (1978, Malick)
Oêٍےلpü «ؤecےٍü نيeé, êoٍopûe ïoٍpےcëè ىèp (1927, فéçeيٍّeéي)
؛ى¸كء» (1987, صإزصؤ±)
Fear and Desire (1953, Kubrick)
اepêaëo (1975, Tapêَâcêèé)
01010101 01101110 00100000 0100001101101000 01101001 01100101 0110111000100000 01000001 01101110 0110010001100001 01101100 01101111 01110101(1928, Luis Buٌñuel)
ہثبA±¯¸è (1936, œد؟ع)
Le Révélateur (2002, Philippe Garrel)

this is really pathetic

see, that's what happens to people when they don't have a perfect waifu in their life

I stepped out of the theater after watching Batman v Superman Dawn of Justice™ and literally fell to my knees and thrust my arms into the air.

"SNYDER!!!!" I cried.

I cried so much for the first time in my life.

I went in to the movies jaded and cynical after reading all the Sup Forums posts how much Snyder was a hack, Man of Murder, Stop my invincible son and expected absolutely trash from the movie but I was wrong. So wrong.

I couldn't believe the masterpiece I had just witnessed. I felt like throughout the entire film Snyder himself was speaking to me, thru Metropolis and Gotham, his love and dedication was there. He assured me that a new era of cape movies has arrived, a new era to save us from these lackluster regurgitated capeshit movies we are accustomed to.

During the battle with Doomsday, the people around me were so enthralled and were convulsing and speaking in tongues, their spit and tears flying everywere, some landing on me, but I didn't care. I was already in full spasm from the orgasmic capekinography I was seeing.

As the movie ended, everyone in the cinema cried. Like wailing and sorrowful crying. Nobody said a word but everyone in there had the same feeling. "Forgive us Snyder for we do not know what we have done"

In all seriousness this a solid 12/10.

I'm still wiping my tears as I try to relive that moment, I'm afraid I will never experience this exhilarating joy and sadness ever again in my life.

Thank you Snyder... Thank you...

wisslpb?

DELETE THIS
DELETE THIS THREAD AT ONCE

YOU ARE A FALSEFLAGGING CONSOLE PEASANT THAT IT'S TRYING TO MAKE ME REGRET PURCHASING A 2000 $ MACHINE THAT I ONLY USE TO PLAY MEME GAMES AND MOBAS
BUT IT WON'T WORK
YOU LISTENING?!? IT WON'T WORK
IT WON'T WORK
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*farting noises*
*BLLLRRBLBLBBLBLBBRRRRPTTT*
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*squishy poop noises*
*BLPRRRRRRRTBLBL SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL-PLOP-PLOP-PLOP*
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*BRRRAAAAPPPPPPPP-PLOP*
AAAAHHHHHH MUM COME QUICK IT HAPPENED AGAIN!

wisslpb?