Christgau said he enjoyed pornography, stating that it "performs its arousal function quite well with no outside help"

>Christgau said he enjoyed pornography, stating that it "performs its arousal function quite well with no outside help"
- en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Christgau

why does anyone take this hack seriously?

He's not wrong.

Whatever, he's human. He likes to fap same as the rest of us.

Oh yes why does anyone take anyone who likes to jerk off seriously why aren't the molesting Asian ballerinas like my darling Scaruffi

damn is he one of us?

Kind of. The guy is pretty big on waifufagging female artists--Bonnie Rait, Kate Bush, Janet Jackson, etc.

>someone likes porn
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT A HACK

Good ol' Scaruffi is probably on NoFap day 900 like a true alpha patrician.

>that hover-hand

At least Christgau isn't a pedophile like...you know.

>alpha
Look at his hands.

How about this one then? You know he ain't goin to China for the lectures...

The person with a scarf is a man and he's giving the one in red some weird clenched hand thing

Scaruffi is a virgin

Alright, but look at this one
>both girls
>perfect hand placement
>faces look like they just had Scaruffi lay pipe on them

Like the Cure album or?

that's a woman, albeit a very tomboyish looking one.

source: infected with a heavy case of yellow fever

>porn
>one of us

>"In books/And films/And in life/And in heaven/The sound of slaughter/As your body turns . . ."--no, I can't go on. I mean, why so glum, chum? Cheer up; look on the bright side. You got your contract, right? And your synthesizers, bet you'll have fun with them. Believe me, kid, it will pass. C
Sure

Songs From The Big Chair [Mercury, 1985]

Never one to pay much heed to the plaints of English lads with synthesizers, I figured I could safely ignore this album until a closer listen revealed substance beneath the surface--uncommon command of keyboards, Baker Street sax, synthesizers ragged enough to add texture instead of merely effects, even a lyric that goes "We are paid by those who live by our mistakes"--not bad. Yet the surface is still annoying, portending a depth and drama that progressive rock has been promising and failing to deliver since the beginning. B-

geez look at this degenerated pervert

I thought he hated The Cure?

He liked The Head on the Door and KMKMKM, but not Pornography or Disintegration.

You just know

Piero is alpha as fuck
they just caught him mid hug.

chirstagu fucking sucks

Well why aren't we? or you?
Holy shit the girl on the right looks angelic in the projector's light