>americans aren't allowed to refuel their own car
Americans aren't allowed to refuel their own car
Isaiah Adams
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Andrew Powell
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Grayson Collins
Is this the 1970s? I haven't seen a station with a guy who fills your tank since Clinton was president.
Joseph Fisher
Clinton still is president. Someone just forgot to tell Obama.
Grayson Bailey
It is illegal to pump your own fuel in Oregon and I think New Jersey.
Lucas Reyes
Yes they are
Wyatt Butler
>americans keep gasoline in the fridge
Evan Barnes
>americans put gas instead of liquid fuel into their cars
>mfw it's probably fart gas
Connor Flores
If you live in a place that makes you pay before you pump it's not really first world tbqh
Lincoln Barnes
>mfw americans have to pre-pay before they can refuel their car
Colton Davis
> amerishorts get their car filled then have to TIP
Aaron Clark
In New Jersey you aren't allowed to. Here in New York we can.
Dominic Russell
>be American
>can't reach pump
Sebastian Jackson
>Bruce should we make fun of americans based on one of their many social or political issues?
>naw m8 just make some shit up, the Europeans are so stupid they'll believe us
Australians. Not even once
Logan Mitchell
Methane burns ok but fast.
Vitun paska juttu mut uskoisin.
Aiden Hughes
>make some shit up
There are almost 13 million Americans living in Oregon and New Jersey for whom this is true
Aaron Baker
New Jersey represents all of the United States. Seems accurate
Benjamin Thomas
>calls it gas
>is actually liquid
Jordan Myers
Just like their farts
Chase Gutierrez
>Americans think they can drive
>They can only drive automatics
Jordan Torres
>americans have to let off their gas in a shart assisted area i.e. Walmart
Adam Green
>americans aren't allowed to handle their own stick
Charles Robinson
Only in New Jersey and Oregon.
Short for "Gasoline" u dip
Michael Johnson
Kek
Jose Smith
>Be american
>Cross the street
>Get arrested and or shot because of jaywalking
Anthony Gomez
>be American
>go to fuel car
>forget to tip and applaud car-fueler
>car get shot
>forced to walk 1 km home
>get a heart attack
>can't afford the healthcare
>get shot by doctor
Blake Lee
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Bentley Jones
>Be american
>Collect rainwater because the government puts chemicals like flouride in tapwater
>Get arrested
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Nicholas Long
Are you new?
Xavier Robinson
>a-at least we call blacks niggers! F-freedom!
Nathan Foster
it depends on which state
also when I went to Quebec every gas station seemed to be random about it
Benjamin Green
>be american't
>own 3425658 weapons
>still get shot
Anthony Flores
>be american
>get shot
>have to tip doctor goldstein with my tip
Mason James
triggered as fuck to be honest
Sebastian Reyes
>be American
>need coupons to buy medicine
can't make this shit up
Josiah Campbell
They put gas in their car because they think it will make them fly
Camden Harris
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Kevin Price
i heard euroKEKs can't even store their "petrols" in their rectum because refugees live there
lmao so do you carry it in your hands or something
Ethan Davis
Not true in Washington and i think most of the US
Oliver King
>Americans can't reach the pump and have to get Polish soldiers to do it for them
Parker Johnson
>be american
>spend all your savings in weapons
>get shot
>cant pay the hospital bill
Josiah Lee
thats only true in new jersey
Nathaniel Johnson
Well Clinton is the president now.
Jaxson Cruz
>be american
>try to produce gas from the pipe
>liquid comes out
Tyler Rivera
>one chance at life
>be born American
Caleb Peterson
>2 irrelevant states
>the entire US
wew lad
Cameron Murphy
Mfw Americans call Utes "trucks" and trucks "lorrys"
Brayden Butler
>American """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""banter"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Adam Sullivan
Just chuck er in the ute mate
Daniel Perry
Kek noice
Lucas Wood
>be american
>live in unarguably the greatest country on earth and have it better than any dumb fucking europoor or australian
GET FUCKED
Levi Ross
*sharting intesifies*
Noah Wood
>live in unarguably the greatest country on earth
>This is what americans actually believe
Jackson Reed
>get shot
David Robinson
Kek
Alexander Nelson
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Gavin Ward
Do you have to pay extra for people to pump your gas in Oregon/Jersey, like a flat fee?
Charles Cooper
>go to pawn shop to sell kidney
>"best I can do is about tree fiddy"
Austin Ramirez
no but i think you're expected to tip....i drove through NJ once and only got gas once so idk for sure
Liam Perry
>be Americans
>most armed country on earth
>literally don't have arms
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Justin Flores
>useless leeches on society kept fueling up and not paying
>cost money and tied up police/courts
Or
>just have people prepay with a card or cash in the store
Adam Wilson
>having a society based on mistrust
Owen Howard
Top kek.
You've really stepped up your bantz Swedastain.
Ryan Russell
>American drivers
Anthony Myers
black punch buggy can't punch back
Jacob Stewart
It's hard to hit the Germans level of trust. You trust those rapeugees an awful lot, but makes sense since they dudndonuffinz.
Daniel Cook
>doesn't have U.S. plates
>right side steering wheel
Hurrrrrrrrrdurrrrrrrrrrr American drivers
Ryder Cruz
i knew we were first world all along
Angel Perez
Remember: if it sounds absurd it probably is
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CLAIM: An Oregon man was jailed for collecting rainwater on his own property.
Status: MOSTLY FALSE
>And that wasn't the only misleading aspect of the claim. A press release (issued on 29 July 2012 by the Oregon Water Resources Department and published by Eugene television station KVAL) was prefaced with the information that it was "legal to collect rainwater off of surfaces like roofs or tarps, (but) property owners need to obtain permits before altering or collecting flowing bodies of water." Harrington's case was described as one that was far in excess of an individual's simple collection of rainwater:
>Harrington stored and used water illegally by placing dams across channels on his property and preventing the flow of water out of these artificial reservoirs without obtaining a water right permit. The height of each dam varies; two dams stand about ten feet tall and the third stands about 20 feet tall. The total amount of water collected behind these dams totals about 40 acre feet; enough to fill almost 20 Olympic-sized swimming pools. These man-made reservoirs feature boat docks, boats, and were stocked by Harrington with trout and Bluegill for recreational fishing.
>The state first identified Harrington's illegal water use more than ten years ago and initiated enforcement action to discontinue his illegal use of water. After numerous attempts by OWRD and the Watermaster to achieve voluntary compliance, the Department enlisted the assistance of the Oregon State Police in 2002.
Jason Hill
>australians have to get out of the car to refuel it
Colton Howard
Fugg the Brits still control us.
Christian Sanchez
Reminder that as of 2 years ago people in oregon pump their own gas
Luke Ortiz
Not to sound like a bootlicker, but as innocuous as building lakes (or ponds) on your property sounds, it could interfere with the environment and neighboring land very easily. Regulating man-made bodies of water is probably a good idea
Example
>buy house in ararcho-libertarian paradise
>no rules!!!
>property is halfway up a hill
>retard above me builds a bunch of lakes for swimming and fishing
>isn't an engineer
>dams aren't up to scratch
>they break
>wave of water destroys my house
>kills my wife's son
Jose Wilson
You autists always banter the US when pretty much all the same shit happens here too.
All provinces have self serve but one chain of gas station (co op) has attendants to pump your gas. Almost threw a haymaker at this fucker who grabbed the nozzle out of my hand
Canada = US
Jaxon Richardson
Good but
>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
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>downright draconian gun laws
Self-explanatory. Most types of firearms are banned. Most guns people own are shitty .22lr bolt action rifles or fuddshit double barrel shotguns. NZ still allows semi auto centerfires
>need a license for fucking air rifles
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>need a fucking license for paintball guns
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>airsoft is banned
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>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)
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>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
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>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
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>smokeless tobacco is banned
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>toys containing beads are banned
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>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
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>plain packaging on cigarettes
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>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
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>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
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>video games are expensive as shit
Gabriel Sanchez
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -CS Lewis
Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.
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AUSKEKS HAVE TO SHITPOST BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THRILL THEY HAVE LEFT KEK. LITERALLY THE MOST DANGEROUS THING THEY ARE ALLOWED TO DO.
>"h-heh at least w-we don't ban k-kinder eggs sharter" typed the increasingly nervous and embarassed australian man on his 1 kb/s internet as he remained locked up in a padded room forced to wear a helmet, with his body bubble wrapped under costant harm supervision by his government let he cut himself on a piece of paper
Blake King
>make a joke
>American FREAKS outs
truly germanic
Aiden Anderson
>counyry is committing mass ethnkc and cultural suicide
>FULL BLOWN PANIC MODE when trump suggest pulling out of NATO
>his country will become a battleground between muslims and russian soldiers
Angel Parker
>oi bruce let's tell a lie, the yurotards will believe it
>ah dahlin sounds loike a good idea
Wyatt Ramirez
I can't tell if you're being ironic or not, but you really do come across as seriously butthurt
Wyatt Phillips
>Amerishort tempers
Carter Torres
>swedenstan
>arrested for making fun of muslims online before you can even go outside
>local antifa throws molotovs at your house afterwards
Juan White
americans are tall as fuck you fucking retards
Jeremiah Cook
>needs to lie
>called out on it
>"r-relax bro just banter"
I can spend the next hour shitting on your Orwellian state all with links to legislation and articles from the telegraph, guardian and other non-fake news sites m8
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Ian Stewart
>be britbong
>having tea and crumpets with me mum
>start thinking of Muriel from work
>would i like to have a little in out, in out with her
>"'scuse me mum. I... I need to have a go"
>head over to the computation machine
>it's off
>slam it hard with me fist
>"OI, TURN ON! I NEED A WANK"
>it turns on
>search for porn
>blocked
>"bollocks"
>run outside and find the nearest red phone booth
>grab the tele and dial the pornography administrator
>"Ello? Her Majesty's Pornographer Administration Centre. Who's this callin?"
>"Ello. I need a wank something good"
>"Hol on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first."
>"My name is Edmond Smith and I live at 3242 W. Pennywood Lane."
>"Alright then. And what time of porn will you be wanting to today, Mr. Smith"
>"Cuckold, sir. Please hurry, my pecker is about ready to burst"
>"Alight then. One moment please… And you are all set sir. I have given your household 10 minutes of uninterrupted access to cuckhold porn."
>"Thank you sir! And God bless the Queen!"
>"God bless her right! Cheerio"
>Race back home before the cuchold porn time runs out
>enter front door
>blood is everywhere
>go into kitchen
>mum is dead
>beheaded by muslims
Grayson Butler
>short in the mart
Michael Jenkins
>work customer service one summer on a camping lot
>this american couple has recently switched over to LPG gas instead of electricity because their main plug is incompatible with the poles
>notice that they have duct taped the ventilation holes in the floor of the trailer (supposed to let any leaking gas just pour out since it is heavier than air) because "they let out heat"
>they are obnoxious so don't tell them about how insanely dangerous this is
>two weeks later read about their deaths
welp
Xavier Watson
FACT: EUROPEAN'S ARE THE MOST POWERFUL RACE IN THE WORLD
Jordan Carter
>beheaded in and buried in mass graves in a desert
Luke Thompson
>be american
>be mexican
Camden Baker
that's New Jersey nigger
Nicholas Wright
kek
Zachary Ortiz
>things that happened
Gabriel James
*cringe*
Daniel Allen
No on the 20th :^)
Start building Jose
Nathan Jones
Alright, see ya later Juan.
Hunter Bailey
like your entire country
Ryder Brown
Is America the new India? Will they get bullied out of existance like indian posters?
Josiah Phillips
>BMI
wew lad