Hey, Sup Forums, how do I kill myself in the most brutal, yet painless way possible?
Hey, Sup Forums, how do I kill myself in the most brutal, yet painless way possible?
Jace Morales
Brayden Lee
Blow yourself up. You'll be dead before you know you pushed the button.
Ian Ortiz
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Colton Jackson
Don't do it OP
Michael Russell
Fuck you, this is now a ass thread
Adrian Campbell
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Henry Martinez
>Hey, Sup Forums, how do I kill myself in the most brutal, yet painless way possible?
>Brutal
>Painless
It wouldnt be brutal if it was painless and it wouldnt be painless if it were brutal
Ian Jenkins
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Blake Perez
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Jack Thompson
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Adrian Nguyen
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Zachary Campbell
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Owen Moore
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Jacob James
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Noah Ortiz
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John Ward
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Aiden Brooks
I could do without all this ass, this is now a bkub thread.
Luke Barnes
Nathan Explosion comes to mind.
The most metal thing way to die, is drowning in boiling water, then being eaten.
Not unlike the wiley lobster
Colton Williams
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Charles Robinson
Live a long, boring, unproductive life.
Lincoln Phillips
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Isaac Gomez
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Nolan Bennett
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Tyler Phillips
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Jace Brown
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Hudson Gonzalez
/thread
Hudson Stewart
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Bentley Bailey
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Noah Reyes
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Luke Gray
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Daniel Gomez
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Ryan Butler
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Josiah Jenkins
get arrested ny raping some people then get shanked in prison
Joshua Brooks
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Bentley Reyes
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William Torres
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Landon Sanders
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Owen Taylor
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Christopher Reed
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Jace Garcia
>Tie noose with barbed wire
>Hang it from ceiling
>Step up on stool
>Stick head through barbed wire
>Super glue hands to head
>Kick stool out and decapitate yourself
>Will look like you ripped your head off
Evan Taylor
except barbed wire will not decapitate you, unless maybe falling without enough force.
Samuel Garcia
well then fall with enough force
i dont see the problem here
Jose Murphy
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Owen Hall
The length of wire it would take to generate the amount of force would be equivalent, at least depending on the average individuals weight, to jumping off a three story building..
in other words: you lose the "oh shit, he ripped his head off" gag effect cause you just dove three stories.
Jason Wood
it would still look cool with his body on the ground
William Hughes
>purchase a large spool of piano wire, at least 100 ft
>go to tall building 20+ floors ideal
>coil piano wire on the roof of the building
>tie one end to something solid and attached to the building, pipe or support member would work
>tie other end into loop
>place loop around neck
>jump
the wire going taught will decapitate you before you hit the ground, it will happen so quickly that you wont feel anything
also, as far as gruesome goes your headless body will continue fall spewing blood from your neck hole
also, your severed head will land seperate from your body smashing like a watermelon on the street below
bonus points for doing it in broad daylight on a crowded street
Brayden Gonzalez
It'd be a lot more fun to tie your neck to the driver seat of a car then speed into a childrens school wall. 50/50 that your headless body flies out the car and into a classroom.
that'd be cool and hilarious.
Matthew Young
This is the sexist thing I've ever read
Josiah Clark
>also glue hands to side of head to make it look like you ripped your head off ! XXDDD
Camden Harris
ill give you that. Scaring children would be much fun
Ayden Lopez
what part of "head explodes like a watermelon due to fall" did not go through?
Mason Lopez
Run into a propeller or jet engine. At an airshow when they're doing demos. You could make it before they stopped you.