You wake up in Thailand

You wake up in Thailand...

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If i fuck her in the ass while masturbate his dick do i'll feel like i'm masturbating myself?

thats hot, too bad she didnt take benis out

Yes, everyday

Is your penis feminine?

I bet I could win a dick lightsaber fight agains "her".

i have benis

die of air being 101% boiling water

It's a good feel 2bh

Please remove all the fat, bald old cunts.
They ruin your tourist areas

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go to the airport and take a plane to Poland.

But they are the old bald cunts...

Thailand is my personal fucktoy. I know it in and out.

we're all tourists on mother earths planet

doki doki...

me

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nice degenerate tranny trips

Drive

>tfw you'll never fuck a thai ladyboy's pussy

me

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t. Polskaboo

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I would fuck her/him without any guilt

>The man could not fit inside a police van and was placed in an ambulance

You absolutely sure he wasn't American?

Start training in a Muay Thai camp

god damn it stop tring to make me a tranylover Sup Forums

>going to Thailand and not shagging a ladyboy is like going to focking Turkey and not eating a focking kebab

I've yet to see proof that that is a tranny, and until I do I choose not to believe it.

adam's apple

I wanted to see the proof too. Like I REALLY want to see it.

Any tourist in Thailand wanna smash some boipussi and drink some beer with me? I'm bored af right now

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Post boipucci

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You wake up in somewhere far-far Russian.
Do you know how to survive?
youtube.com/watch?v=GM69fRXJCFU

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Why are they feeding the bear?

because he's hungry

Do they want the bear always going there for food?

Cute bear

if you feed the local alpha bear, it will scare away the other ones

What happens if the local bear breaks into the house?

is bear encounter a common occurrence russia?

how far into the countryside/woods do i need to go to see bears?

are they hostile towards humans?

what is the best season to see one?

She looks like she has a great personality

>""""""""""""""""""""""She"""""""""""""""""""""""""

>"""""""""""""""""""""""""looks"""""""""""""""""""""""""

prove it isn't

See, you don't know and you will here.
Everyone knows that you must choose bear clan, then you can live on their territory for providing some food. You can't walk on other bear clans' territories.
If you choose no clan you +10 speed, +5 strength, slightly improve sneak ability and gain 1 bottle of vodka per day.

when i grow up i want to be that bear cub

>they hostile towards humans?
Yes. Avoid them. These people are idiots.

youtu.be/Q5Vx-b6-2Uo

>Go on a trip with friends
>Get sick somewhere in Indonesia
>Huge chunk of memory missing
>Wake up somewhere in Malaysia with an infected cut on my leg, surrounded by people I don't know
>Fade in and out of consciousness for unknown period
>Memory picks up again as I wake up in a giant chair in the middle of a bar
>Yard glasses of mystery fluid are tucked under my arms
>There's a chunk of my leg missing and antibiotics in my pocket
>Hooker constantly talking to me
>Barely able to function
>Suddenly complete strangers surround me
>Start talking about how much they're having
>After a few hours of rehydrating and dipping in and out of sleep, have the presence of mind to ask where I am
>I'm in the middle of Bangkok
>My travel buddies ditched me after a fucking village 'doctor' cut a fucking chunk out of my leg
>Bunch of travelling Euros took pity on me
>They've been dragging me around while I recovered
>Spend the next 6 days in Thailand
>Can't afford a flight home
>Can't get through to my family
>Have to take a fishing boat back to Malaysia
>Get home and go to a proper hospital
>Turns out the surgery was nice and clean
>From description, I was probably 24 hours from death when I was saved

In short, Thailand is a nice place and the prostitutes are very motherly and sweet when you're injured.

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they'd probably shoot it
bears have to be really hungry to try something like that, happens less than ten times a year here and we have a bunch

yes
don't know
no
bears are most active in late summer/fall when they try to get fat

mother and cubs is a different situation

>See, you don't know and you will here.
Will what?

Do Babushka allow it?

wew lad sounds like a hell of a time

How the fuck do you have such shitty people as friends?

me

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The combination of Thailand and Russians would be Pattaya

Now this is a true representation of how I image an average brit.

im sorry
pls no bully

been there 3 times pretty gay place desu 0/10

Meet up with thailad because he seems like a good lad

muh dick

Don't think they have Tesco in Thailand

are there girl prostitutes in thailand as well?

of course there are you idiot tons of them bars etc

>tfw when I'm the only actual Thai poster ITT and probably on this whole site

>>friends
they clearly aren't, any comment from them since then?

Why does Thailand have so many traps?
Is it a cultural thing?

answer this please

my friend who studied abroad in thailand was warned by his program to not fuck the locals because "90% of sex workers have HIV" and "70% of thai men have solicited sex worker services"

can any thai bros confirm?

> In 2014, of the estimated 141,769 sex workers in Thailand, HIV prevalence was approximately 12% among male sex workers and 2% among female sex workers.

How the hell would 90% of any demographic get HIV?!

These numbers sound more accurate. HIV is a gay disease. You can fuck an infected whore in the vag all day long and not get hiv. Every 1 per 1,250 exposures (or 0.08 percent). But if they recently were exposed to hiv, the odds are higher.

>HIV is a gay disease
If so why it is so prevalent in Russia, a not very gay-friendly country.

Druggies who share needles probably.

Needles and secret buttsex.

So women can't transmit aids ? wtf proofs lads

it's not that they can't, it's just you'd need to fuck them hundreds of times to stand any significant chance.

you can't transmit aids dummy it's called hiv. It's very possible for a woman to transmit hiv to a male but it's way more unlikely.

HIV is blood transmitted my dude, fucking someone in the ass not only has traces of blood every time, your feces also stores blood as part of the gut shedding it's lining (which is the majority of a stool)

Fucking a woman in the vag unless she's menstruating or 12 is incredibly unlike to have any blood or fecal contact with your dick

So that's why gays get a disproportionate amount of aids

Nice "friends", I hope you rewarded them appropriately for their favors, like by smashing their faces in

In your situation even your embassy should have helped you, assuming anyone had the mind to call them

Sadly it's a well known statistic that gay men are more likely to have the infection. We have more sex because, surprise, we're men. Also anal sex is more likely to cause tears that increase the likelihood of transmission.

We do lads

Not you're not, cuck.

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Wow aussies know a lot about how to get aids from ass fucking.

How did you learn English, Khun Somchai?

It's not even that easy for gay guys either desu. I saw a documentary about bug chasers where a guy was having sex-parties and getting 20+ HIV positive guys to bang him and complained when the results came back negative.

I studied abroad at Ameriburger. Browsing Sup Forums for five years help too.

you have to go back..ohhh wait

:^)

Ok.
For what I've checked, the difference between vag or anal is very tiny when you're the one inserting.

But it's when you're the one being fucked that it turns tricky. Girls have twice chances to get hiv;
the one being fucked in the butt is 10x more likely to be contaminated.

What's the mood on Vajiralongkorn, is he going to hold real power, or the army, or Sirikit?

Actually I dont know

>Girls have twice chances to get hiv
> being fucked in the butt is 10x more likely to be contaminated

French education

It's not that we necessarily have more, it's just that we tend not to beat up/ostracize/murder the ones we do have, thus promoting an environment where traps who would normally stay suppressed instead are more open about it.

Also Asian males in general look better in makeup and dresses. Probably due to lower testosterone levels and greater degree of neoteny.

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Wikipedia m8.

rude

>Wow, what a fucking boi!

seems like every week in Poland