Uhh, only 6 inches?

>Uhh, only 6 inches?
How do you respond?

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>tfw small penis humiliation fetish

It's not the size of the boat......

Uhh, only 38%?

Its 7" actually

how do you respond with greentext in real life

from the ground

Pull out a shank out of my arsehole and stab her in the throat

those fangs ARE anoying

>spend millions on hair CGI
>spend like 2 bucks on paint and fake teeth

Uh only a few "close" friends?

I enjoy this meme
I hope it catches on

I don't.

Cast a fire spell.
Everyone knows orcs have weak magic defense and should be purged from the lands.

>tfw we waited for THIS.
Fuck Metzen and fuck Blizzard.

What did she see?

At least Im 7 inches in girth

>trying to shank a orc


Enjoy your broken arm, and she will probably rape you after.

A big guy

f-for you?

I'm known as two-shanks around here since I go so fast with one that it seems like I have two so the bitch doesn't stand a chance.

mate, i'm johnny 3 shanks, nobody expects the third shanking.

I fuck the holes that I carve in my victims, get on my level you fucking pleb.

Around.

she's only half-orc

You're a lady. And green. Gross.

Big vagina, huh?

>tfw less than 4 inches erect
My only hope is that whatever escort I inevitably go to won't laugh too much.

>women over estimate
>she doesn't realize it's only 5.5"

In the clear.

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kek

The meme arrow is implied irl, just say out loud: "that feel when small penis humiliation fetish".

Are you fucking deaf I told you it was 4 inches

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Cast polymorph and fuck her sheep pussy.

>not hexing her and fucking her frog pussy instead

Put on my leather belt for the extra 4 STR and STAM

Aahh
Uhhh

>covering a black actors skin color up with green paint

I f*cking hate white people

I'm actually 5'9.

>dat jaw
So it's modern fantasy woman standart?

is there supposed to be some similarity between their jaws, I'm not seeing it.

>modern

>posts a 30 year old movie

Yeah, get a dildo if you want the perfect dick inside you. I have to put up with that roastie snatch this whole time so it isn't easy for me either.

Garona is way hotter than that ugly blonde bitch

black chicks look pretty hot when they're blue/green.
brown is just an unappealing color

Actually I asks about OP-pic.

Too slut.

16 inch orc meat

...

and a half

It's pretty big for a Hobbit.

this design looks like shit

>he's actually measured his cock

also you don't get to start at your asshole, kid

i dunno man, a hot bitch is a hot bitch no matter the color

you guys are fucking embarassing

YOU'RE A FUCKING GREEN FEMALE!

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Flaccid

What is Sup Forums's opinion on premature ejaculation?

Never had that problem.
I used to precum buckets though when I was with a girl that liked me as a teen.

>>spend millions on hair CGI
>>spend like 2 bucks on paint and fake teeth
the "green" is CGI user actress wouldn't even paint herself
Sauce: youtu.be/TQM_craZ8ss?t=62

At 1:00 mark

Actually it's 8

what a tiny bun

lol

its 6.2 you green cunt
i round up

Well that's me told, it still looks bad though, a proper makeup job would've been better but everybody's gotta puss out these days

that's what I do in public anyways, i'll be at dinner and i'll loudly go "THAT FEEL WHEN NO GF" and people around me will nod with respect, they know my pedigree here after all

Carbs kill.

Crabs kill*

Oh, what the fuck is it with these lazy cunts? JLaw also refuses to do full body makeup for Mystique. The dudes lift and diet to become masculine sex gods before filming and these lazy sluts can't even put some body paint on?

>that semen demon nelf in the meeting

>And you'll be enjoying every inch.

Massively underrated post

>B tier actresses refusing anything
Kek, what a pussy director for putting up with that

oatmeal is good for you

No, no, it's 8 inches... I mean 8 and a half.

Lmao

>tfw same
>tfw 8 inch dick

life is misery

Tfw 6 inches but it looks much smaller on me because i'm almost 2 meter tall ;(

XXX parody fucking when?

Only if you buy season pass.

made me kek

Luckily it looks big next to my extremely tiny balls

I wonder, why they didn't sell WoW and OW r34 stuff, since Activision making everything playable, instead of free.

literal perfection

>take some grill
>paint her green
>put some shit in her teeth
IT'S AN ORC YOU GUYS

WHERE!?

>caring what she thinks

you people need to be more selfish desu

not just any orc but garona half-orken, half ork, half human, all special snowflake

if you're a quick shooter, make sure you know how to reload

That looks fucking attocious, they couldnt even get a black actress?

>suck on my tauren cock bitch

Bitch, with a green snatch you're not exactly my first choice either.

>Put on my leather belt for the extra 4 STR
Is this called a tabletop sexchange?

I-is 6 inches small? Asking for a mate

pretty much considered micro now days

Anything under 7 inches is small to women thanks to porn and BBC

for you

Jelly

> tfw I'm black with 4.5 incher