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Sweden getting another medal edition

Reminder that Phelps could be kicked out in the Heat phase!!

phelps died wtf

Only contribute to this thread if your country has a medal

> Casuals thinking Phelps is anything but washed after a fluke turn in the relay

Dude is done. He's going to get cucked out of a fucking medal.

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overdose

Only if the rest of the swimmers drown

>kicked out
>finishes 5th of 16

So... Poland is out?

Man.

>the city of Michael Phelps
RIP burgers, he's fucking done

Ugh, Swimming happens so late in Australian time. It's the only sport worth watching.

Feel kind of bad for USA tb h. Ledecky is going to get cucked by fucking Sweden as well.

He could be DQ...

>implying anyone unironically thinks phelps won't make finals

LMAO he probably got stuck under the water and couldn't get up.

That was just a race to get to the semifinal. I suspect he did just what he needed to do, but we'll know for sure cuz he'll need to go all out in the semifinal to get a good lane in the final.

>all this 3rd world shitposting over a fucking heat.

Just wait until tonight.

semis and finals with almost to recover time in between. hes pacing.

What for?

phelps losing all his energy during the relay
PHELPS IS FUCKING DONE YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>qualifying 5th

That's pretty bad desu

go tanja

>trying to expend all your energy before the semis or finals
this is why spain is shit at the olympics

The relay is a blessing in disguise. Now these retards actually expect something from Phelps.

> b-but muh Phelps where the Gold at?!!

200 fly WR will be challenged in the finals, but every heat was 3 seconds off. None of the good swimmers were going all out in that heat.

>g-guys he was just doing what he NEEDED to do to get through!!
Haha wow burgers are so fucking retarded it's funny. Peaty broke a fucking WR in heats, Phelps is old and has aids.

Did she just drink the water?

Holy fuck, that Czech girl is CUTE as fuck.

why is everyone so obsessed with michael phelps? why don't you worry about your own country's swimmers?

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>A merikan damage control

stob id :DD

Because you wankers have been shitposting about how great he is.

Phelps isn't 21, managing your energy is important when you're that old

Like literally cute as fuck. A shame she is doing so badly.

fuck yeah master race

They just jealous

>not knowing about the world's eternal jealousy of murrica

because he's the most successful olympian of all time?

>all these idiot 3rd worlders talking shit

Phelps didn't go all out in heats in 08 either, when he won 8 gold medals. He knows how to manage his shit.

Who here strugglin with /olympic bantz/

>most gold medals ever
>not great
I cant believe I even replied to obvious b8

ebin spurdo spördölödlrörlööö b örlörlölöölööö!""!!!!!!!!

After relay:
>HAHAHAHHAHA PHELPS=GOD GET FUCKED YUROPOORS
After heats:
>W-why is everyone focused on Phelps? He's conserving his energy
Top kek

:DDDDD

Nor can I :^)

> b-but Phelps GOAT turn this feel lads its Beijing la
> USA USA USA USA USA
> GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD

binlan won :------DDD

it's not shitposting if it's true, muhammed.

Someone post that medal chart where Phelps is on top of about 40 different countries.

>Quick whip out Muhammed to deflect that Phelps did poorly in the heats

>dominates the medal race
>takes it easy during non medal race

you broke your siesta to make this post

>americans think the rest of the swimmers weren't sandbagging
shiggy diggy

>being this obsessed
HAHAHHAAHHAH

>Caring about heats

This is why you'll never have an athlete as dominant as Phelps

The absolute state of these americucks casuals who are expecting golds from a washed up doping retard.

>he don't know who is Muhammad based Farah

Phelps? Who's that? That guy who just came 3rd (Third) in his heat? Haha only just heard of him, don't think he's so dominant.

what happened to haughey

We already got one from him last night. Were you not paying attention?

we wuz brits n shieeetttttttttttttt

Man the crowd for swimming should be sold out. This crowd is mediocre as fuck.

Do any other ameribros feel sorry for yuros?

They will never have the GOAT swimmer and be able to be comfy watching their country dominate the olympics

I can understand why theyre so buttmad

Peaty broke WR in the heats and the final.

>the absolute state of you who probaby didn't even watch the race last night when that "washed up doping retard" singlehandedly won the relay for the USA

>this is a 10/10 athlete in Britbongistan

is this the famous british "lad banter" you people are so proud of?

It's.a.heat

literally no one cares about heats except Britbongs.

kek

>Be Peaty
>Break world record in heats
>Break it again in final
Now that's what a real champion does

they have Vardy though. He's better than any american.

It's not banter. Just stating facts.

Poor Yi Shiwen. She must have entered her rebellious age. Rebelling against China by swimming like shit.

Maya a qt

>1 Gold

Top kek, 19 more to go.

This is 2016 m8, not Beijing 2008.

it'll be a miracle if he gets bronze.

Oh Sweden all medals von by whites. That is racist.

Peaty didn't have to race the last race the night before, get almost no sleep, then go back the next morning for the heat of another event.

It's easy as fuck to go all out in heats in that situation.

Maya Dirado has teeth that rival Missy Frankin's.

What is it with swimmers and huge teeth? does the chlorine seep in and expand?

Holy fuck o'connor is CUTE AS FUCK. So many QT.

>Zhou
That cunt has given me so many speeding fines

So Lilly King is talking the talk. She'll be a national embarrassment if she doesn't win gold tonight.

Phelps swimming in this Olympics reminds me of the Schumacher comeback in F1. It just hurts his legacy.

HGH does..

You faggots shouldn't have bigged him up so much all evening and this morning then.

> (((Seltenreich)))-Hodgson
> (((Rarely rich)))-Hodgson

He's 1 for 1 on gold medals, fagit.

Back to Sup Forums alt-tard.

O'Connor destroying the field.

He's still through to the semifinals tonight. What's the point of going all out and expending even more energy in the morning race when you can just coash and easily qualify anyway?

If he wants to break a WR he can try and go all out in the final.

Why does ''''Great'''' Britain not understand heats?

>coasted on the performance of his team mates
>hurr durr he won gold

lads...

>still taking heats seriously
>the city of GB

>Why are you typing 3 lines to obvious bait?

ZSUZSANNA TIME

QT RADAR ON HIGH.

up your shitposting game friendo

haha i was only pretending to be retarded lmao

OH FUCK THEY DID NOT SHOW HER. UNFORGIVABLE.

We break WR in heats. Phelps comes third. Up your game Yanks.

I feel bad for their boobs, they always seem completely squashed in those suits