STOP RIGHT THERE!

STOP RIGHT THERE!

YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT A NIGGER!

I don`t haven`t eaten watermelon in a long time officer.

ain't no niggering here officer. We got nothin to lose but our chainz.

Stop trying to oppress us with your cis privilege!
BLACK LIVES MATTER!!!11!

Please officer, I have a job and kids!

BAD ENGLISH, OBVIOUS NIGGER TALKING.
SHOT

ONLY NIGGERS WEAR CHAINS
SHOT

i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot

I have a credit score of 760

I would tell the officer, "What? Are you retarded? stop pointing a gun at me, I'm white." ...and he would put the gun down and apologize.

FEMINIST BLACK NIGGER TALK
SHOT

...

Have a nice day, citizen!

Ya out two ones in there, Latravian

EXCEPT YOU'RE A NIGGER
SHOT

Sheeeit

>I don't haven't eaten watermelon
Nice english

SINGLE BLACK MOTHER WITH ABSENT FATHER
SHOT

I have a 401k.

There definitely aren't any bikes in this bag.

NIGGER TALK
SHOT

hands up don't shoot

Sorry to bother you sir, have a nice day.

sheeeet if doubles im not a nigger just a simple caucasian person on coke.

My credit score is perfect.
I have a father.

WHITE MAN WITH A GUN IN A SKI MASK
Free to go, have a nice day, sir.

I'm beginning to have my doubts that you're a real officer... I'm gonna need to see some ID

I didnt steal this car. Here is my License and Registration.

Perdon señor i was going to give coke to the kids

Ah, sorry to bother then, have a safe day.

Dubs says I got your badge number !!

I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK THE SAME THING TO YOU
SHOW ME THE CAR REGISTRATION SO I KNOW YOU DIDN'T STEAL THIS CAR

"Dad, I'm so sorry about this, but this nice officer wants to talk to me." *puts down uncracked iphone* "Hello, officer, how can I help you?"

Only white people get dubs

Registration, all right
License, wait a second YOU'RE A NIGGER
SHOT

WHITE POWER

Just another spic, never mind then you're free to go.

I do not care for orange soda. Or KFC.

Ah, on second thought, you're free to go.

...

We aren't going to have any problems are we old' sport?

I know powerful chimps.

"I have a gun"

*quickly and nervously shoves hand into glove box*

i drive a ram 500 pickup

Everything should be on there, sir

A REAL NIGGER ONLY NEEDS PURPLE DRANK TO SURVIVE, NIGGER DETECTED
SHOT

I know who my father is.
I wear and use work boots.
If I found out I had a kid, I'd accept them.

You mean the purple drank ?
Fucking Shasta tastes horrible as fuck not even sure what to compare it to.

Oh sorry to bother, free to go, sir.

I have a small dick

checked

ALL NIGGERS ARE MONKIES WHO HAVEN'T BEEN THROUGH EVOLUTION ENOUGH
SHOT

This is my wallpaper. No true ebony man would support the Blackfyre rebellion. Long may the dragon reign fags.

"What's the problem, officer? Here's my driver's license, it was lying on top of my high school diploma."

NIGGER HAS A GUN, ANOTHER FREE KILL
SHOT

Ah sorry to bother, confederate. Have a nice day.

I graduated high school

UNEDUCATED NIGGER HAND WRITING
SHOT

What CAN'T chimps do

I was given a decent high school education

Sorry to bother sir, you're free to go.

I don't owe child support

Didn't mean to bother you, sir. You're free to go.

I have never stolen anything.
I bought my own car.
I have a stable executive job.

CLOSER INSPECTION NEEDED
GET INTO THE CAR, INTERROGATION AWAITS AT THE POLICE STATION

Ah, sorry to bother you, graduate. Stay safe.

Officer, please, I have a permission slip from my father!

I have several pictures on my phone of me and my father covering my whole life.

SHOW ME YOUR DIPLOMA

I didn't do nothin

I watch the news.

Free to go, sir.

...

Ugh I'm lazy though. How bout this, I've never been to jail

i paid off my suburban house

I'm at work right now. At my job.

NOT YET YOU SNEAKY NIGGER
SHOT, HOSPITALIZED, SENTENCED TO 2 YEARS IN JAIL FOR IMPERSONATION OF WHITE RACE

my name is ethan

I dont like trap music

I don't own a hi-point.

"I'm sorry officer, I know that my Trump bumper sticker is a bit larger than city ordinance allows. Any chance you could let me off with a warning?"

I think that basketball is boring
and my closest KFC is almost 10 miles away

A nigger wouldn't survive that way

I GRADUATED KINDERGARTEN

I like Mayo with my chicken bawss.

I wear full gear when riding my motorcycles. Neither are Hayabusas. I do not have an expensive stereo system in my car nor truck. I mow my grass with some regularity. I am current on all my bills.

I have a job

I have a 401k

>"white chicks was amazing."

I have a job

I can swim

yo homie, I'm jus driving through these streets right now, ya feel me? c'mon my nigga, do i look like I'd be up to no good?

I have a job that has to do with technological things

I PAY TAXES

Though I've never met my father, I was raised by a man who's head guard at a prison. He lived in Germany for 6 years and I wouldn't trade him for my biological father any day

i can get colored tattoos

here is my dubs pig

I had a pleasant conversation with a police officer after leaving a vacant church at 12:30am

B-B-But Mr.Officer, I can read what you said!

I am not on welfare

But u also talkin in caps nigha

Heil Hitler.
Checkmate.