ITT: Poorly describe games and other anons try to guess it. Last one died. I'll start

ITT: Poorly describe games and other anons try to guess it. Last one died. I'll start.

>be raghead
>shoot lizard-people
>wearing a helmet means you die
>he must die like his brothers before him

>Be new kid
>get bossed around by fat kid
>anal rape
>zombies
>fuck fat kid up
>Watch parents fuck
>give abortion
>go to canada
>kill undead nigger
>kill tranny
>tell friends to fuck off

south park ezpz

>Be CIA
>Russians
>Airport
>You're dead

mw2

win
nothing?

>zombies
>"survival"
>mainly kids play it

>turtles
>grooviest bassline ever written as soundtrack
>pew pew

>Become President
>Aliens invade
>Get put in Simulation
>Get Superpowers
>Save Friends
>Kill Alien Overlord

SR4

>fuck a bitch, a cat, an alien, 2 milfs, an asain, a black chick, god, some yoga girl, a teen, and your imaginary friend
should be ez

DayZ

dayz or minecraft

badass
daughter is a retard
well not really daughter but looks close enough
have to find daughter
two hotties
i think ill fuck them both
end up alone with new boyfriend
some faggot who plays guitar and sings

>Boat crash
>Prison
>Cat people

SR4

>Wake up from exploding boat-induced coma
>rebuild gang
>kill other gangs
>better than the 4th installment

i am dissapointed with myself that i recognized it so easily
huniepop

Nope. Here's a hint
>Shit cartoon graphics

SR2

Uncharted 4?

whoops family is kill
i did it but not really
gonna go kill guy who did it
anybody got lotion
because i am ashy

gudcha

>daughter is kill
>find new daughter
>mushrooms

No

Unturned

>IT'S THE COLE TRAIN, BABY!

gow

I've been loving these threads, I never see them anymore
>Pool's Closed

>Boat Explosion comma
>Wake up
>Prison escape
>Kill dudes

winrarZ

>gotta find dad
>found dad
>dad died
>apocalypse

Minceraft?

wake up
go to local old mans house
wtf
he told me to be there but is not
fuck this im leaving
"no, wait"
old fucker gives me retarded pet
old fuckers grandson gets better pet
"smell ya later!"
whatever faggot

Saw this in last thread, it's Habbo.

gg user

Ya caught me

i think you replied to the wrong post

See:

Battle block theater 2ez6me

>Ave

Fallout 3?

every pokemon game 2ez

>Sherrif
>Beat up guy
>Decapitated prostitute
>Another decapitated prostitute
>Interrogate a pimp

Oh shit. All I read was SR4

Win

then guess my other two bb ;)

>small leaf aliens
>mind control

>Be Player
>Wake up in Abandoned Asylum
>Only way out is to step near a cliff
>Snagged by Aerial Creature
>Dropped off near an aquaduct

saints row 2 (the best one IMO)

Dog Among Them

>2d minecraft
>overrated

>Evil guy attacks village
>Villagers are forced to work in mines
>One kid is like "yo fuck this" and fights back
>Grandpa sacrifices himself so guards won't kill grandson
>Kid sneaks away
>Check out these gauntlets fam
>Blah blah defeats bad guy
>Sacrifices self to save world

>Zombies
>Mall
>Why the fuck is there a time limit?!?!

Deadrising?

ded riseng

Best fucking telltale where is my season 2

Dead Rising?

>a snake oil salesman
>a graverobber
>a sheriff
>a war general
>and a rebel commander all assist a bandit

Yep

fable

brothers a fucking retard
pretty sure my girlfriend is fucking my enemy
but here i go trying to save this bitch again

no one?

>shivs

Dark Souls

red dead redemption

>be part of organization
>opes i fucked shit up
>join other side
>kill old friends
>acidently start most overhyped game in existence

Red Dead Redemption

Easy Red Dead Redemption

A winrar is you

literally my last post in last thread

last of us

MAMMA MIA
SUPPERR MMARIO

The Last of Us?

terraria

>edgy faggot animals
>something to do with the president

>be me
>up at 5am looking at Sup Forums
>have work at nine
>not going to sleep because guessing games are life

>Blue rat
>Find girl
>Long ass loading times

>talking animals
>pass obstacles
>steal food

Shadow the hedgehog 3ez5me

ye boi

>You're a guy
>Possibly the only human left alive
>Monsters everywhere
>Spend like half the game trying to escape your apartment building
>Get to the end of the game
>Take a pill
>Find out the whole thing was inside your head
>Or get different ending and stay stuck inside your head but with girl with you

that one sonic game

>car is fucked
>get new shity car from fanboy
>sand everywhere

>Alien dude shoots shit.

sonic 06
i want to fucking die

destroy all humans

nobody ever got this one
it was witcher 3

>Volcano
>Octopus
>Guns
>Dam

well done

stanley parable?

I didn't see that post. I wouldn't have gotten it anyways tho

Nope. A indie company made it.

>Little girl
>Zombies
>Find people
>Birth
>Who should die?

in the desert
i some weird thing in a burka
this game is fucking weird

no?

>Be son of dude and indian chick
>government kills dad
>get his gun
>enact justice as bounty hunter
>the mostly unknown prequel

journey

walking dead boi

Red Dead Revolver?

red dead revolver bitch

It's that one 2d horror game, I forgot the name. But you lure them with rotten meat and shit

yeye home slice

>be pissed off black guy
>get infected with a virus
>still pissed off

>Kill orcs
>Magic
>Kill stronger orcs
>Get better magic

wins

METAL GUTS GORE TESTOSTERONE DEMONS METAL DISTORTION GUITARS AND MOTHERFUCKING METALLICA AND SLAYER RIFF RIP-OFFS

RE6?

warcraft?