Poorly describe a game thread
OP is going to abandon as soon as someone gets it edition.
Unsolved from last thread.
>Evil guy attacks village
>Villagers are forced to work in mines
>One kid is like "yo fuck this" and fights back
>Grandpa sacrifices himself so guards won't kill grandson
>Kid sneaks away
>Check out these gauntlets fam
>Blah blah defeats bad guy
>Sacrifices self to save world
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Come on now guys.
Niggers.
Link to the past u cuck
Nope.
>be black
>mom is kill
>steal bike to flee gangsters
>fight against drugs and gangsters
>annoying cops constantly fuck with you
>the cop killed mom and your BFF knew it
>he drives a firetruck off a bridge
>cop dies
GTA San Andreas
skyrim
No
It was for GameCube, PS2, and original Xbox.
San andreas
>bad guy saves you
>bad guy screams at you
>fucking read
>you and bad guys bro scream at bad guy
>fucking kill yourself
>you and spooks scream more
...
>feel cold for a long time
>go walking
>shoot bad guys
>go hunting
>help a lot of villages
It's fucking vexx!
FINALLY THANK YOU THIS IS THE 3RD THREAD I'VE POSTED THIS IN
As promised I am now abandoning the thread.
Goodnight Sup Forums
Someone got it last time.
>be in group
>can't trust these niggers
>do shit at night
>we publicly kill each other for no reason
>murders write weird shit
Another unsolved
>be born
>big fish eats small fish
>legs
Huge boring gap
>space travel sim
>be meth dealer
>some hairy motherfucker fucks up your trailer
>kill god knows how many people
>drive into city
>meet terrorist fedora faggot
>have bad drug trip
>holy shit fedora faggot is my brother
spore
EZ
next please
>be generic white dude
>captain of guard or some shit
>die
>survive because ghosts lol
>kill bulk giganiggas
>get more ghost powers
>try to kill evil super ghost
>fail but at least you got revenge
No Man's Sky: The Better One
In spic land
Junp out of window
good to see i wasn't the only poor fag in the world
re4
>be green
>do green space travel
>land on mun
Minecraft
nope
another settlement needs your help
Ok. The Binding of Isaac?
KSP
Since this thread is going absolutely nowhere anyway, here's an unrelated question
I've been wanting to buy a new phone, but I'm basically as broke as a human being could possibly be. Right now I'm thinking of mainly 2 options: the Acer Liquid Zest Plus and the Motorola Moto G4
Which of these would be a better option and why? Or maybe there's another phone in that same price range
Thanks in advance m8
bingo
if it is capable of playing this, it is good enough.
>be this kid
>see strange animals everywhere
>throw your balls at them
>make them your slaves
>let them fight each other
>give them steroids
Pokemon
Legend of zelda
>get arrested
>about to get chopped
>big fire shooty thing comes
>yells at everybody and makes things go kaboom
>kaboomy guy goes away when u run through a big rock hole
>join the army
>blue guys are racist, red guys are entitled
>go with blue guys cuz elf look different
>talk to old guys in dresses
>learn to yell and make things go kaboomy
>go fight more shouty kaboomy Fire guys
>become a ghost and fight the biggest loudest kaboomy guy in heaven
>go home, now knowing all the loud words.
The end.
>wake up
>shoot badies
Shadow of mordor pussy
Skyrim pussy
tetris
nah.
>wake up in hospital
>cute girl takes care of you
>some german cunts try to fuck with you
>fuck em up and try to kill the head cunt
>shoot fucktons of german cunts to get to big cunt
>fight big cunt whose in armor machine thing
>die anyway.
>Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble
That game is pretty fucking brilliant
you just haven't seen me rage quit yet.
i have a phd in pushing a cart thing and i can play with a microwave and then everything goes stupid.
Skyrim.
Ez
Wolfentstein the new order