Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

First for the savior your threads need

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So this is what we're reduced to huh? Waifu claiming threads? God this is just pathetic. I remember the good ol' days on Sup Forums when we weren't utter cancer. We actually got shit done. We did shit that mattered. We fucked with the people who needed to be fucked with...These days it's all glorified autism that people defend just because "it's on Sup Forums" or "It's on Sup Forums". Why don't you underage faggots just get off the site already? Since I already know that any sane adult wouldn't act this fucking autistic driving us into this utter cesspool of an imageboard. I'm fucking disgusted to have ever been proud to be apart of this god damn cancer.

NTH FOR JUZOBOYS

@ the teasing poster

Idk I'm human too so just lemme drink milk from your tiddies

Patty claimed.

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First unlimited for a wild ride.

Furry cancer
That's actually pretty good

Wew, I'm not sure if that would work.

Hello all. Someone better pay attention to me god damnit.

Asuka claimed.

Yall niggas having fun over here?

Claim

Seems like the only ones here are Felix and Chara though.

>butthurt weeb waifufags
>saltier than league
>mfw stop shitposting

Dad claim

nice feet

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Here you go cancer

What? You not getting enough attention in the other threads so you've come to suck these people's dicks? Here's your (you). Now fuck off.

J U Z O B O Y S

DON'T BE FUCKING RETARDED CUCKS. JUST START A GAME ALREADY.

HOLY FUCK THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD

R E A L V I N O H O U R S

Who tf up?

Also best waifu (Vino) claimed.

Worth a shot

Best husbando Michael Cera claimed.

J U Z O B O Y S
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GRAND DAD OF GRAND DAD

Nah, some others are here too. Most are probably doing something else until the shitposters are getting bored. I give them two hours

Hello! Remember to reply to this post!

The hell are you talking about? Stop projecting. You were here first.

I love you.

if only cancer like you would shoot itself
but that wouldn't be worth the bullet shot just to get rid of a useless fag like you

Link claimed get fucked

>kissu

>MFW I AM HERE
STOP SHITPOSTING

>Projecting
You seem to use that word a lot these days. Is that the new damage control meme?

actually the first grimes here was Yukine
that one was real grimes though

get the fuck in the discord, you little shit

POST DISCORD.

I heard autism so I came as quickly as I could with a fresh dose of medicine to put the kiddies back to nap-time.

Patrice O Neal Claimed

Nigga, the fuck you talk'n bout? I was all up in dem secret avas, nigga.

J U Z O B O Y S
J U Z O B O Y
J U Z O B O
J U Z O B
JU Z O

J U Z O F O R E V E R

What discord?

I. I iz you.

>circlejerking in hugbox chat programs
just kill yourself already
do the world a favor and get rid of the cancer that is your existence

You the Asuka i spoke to? either way how have you been?
Ah, that's a well shame. you up to anything?

There is a beginning to anything. First talk, then give ideas :)

Good morning guys
I just woke up hearing my best friend got in a car accident
Luckily she is okay so I'm going to visit her soon

Studying a bit and baking threads. Oh and eating. I have yet to eat something.

nyan~

Now all we got is cancer like you
Fuck off so I don't need mod chemo

>Struts around

BOY DOES IT FEEL GOOD TO HAVE MORE THAN ONE WAIFU!

HOW MANY WAIFUS DO YOU HAVE FELLOW HG BROTHERS?

I GOT ASUKA, NINO, MIO, HARUHI, ASAKURA, URSULA, OHANA, AKKO-

I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER ALL MY WAIFUS.

HOLY SHIT!

>Kissu

Nice blog post
I'm sure we are all so sorry to hear it

You should take a permanent spot in the passenger seat next time bb

I'm talking about the claimers you fucking mongoloid.

My waifu is Asuka.

Morning.
I had a friend that died in a car accident a few years ago...
Don't forget to bring chocolate.

Suicide is claimed as my waifu.

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Nice RP, your faggot friend shouldn't have been posting anime girls while beast feeding her nigger rape child and driving at the same time

Stop bullying us! My waifu is very upset she can't talk to her friends because you guys are ruining this thread.
Please stop I don't like to see her unhappy.

POST CHARTS AND RATE

Genos claimed

>Hikki or Yukine

Yeah and I'm talking about you, you fucking nigger

You know where you can waifu claim all you want without any shitposters?

/hga/, that's right, /hga/ on dubschan. See you there!

>some usual posters on /waifu/ are even more delusional than these shitposters

GENOSBOYS

>this thread

>Implying /waifu/ wasn't a huge long time b8 community that I samefagged for HG to shitpost

Hello there. This thread like every other thread is trash. What is your complaint again?

I'm back

I wish someone cared.

Oh, sorry to hear that, glad she's okay then.
Listening to anything?

Thanks Rick
Nah I'd rather drive myself. I don't like giving my life in someone else's hands
Damn that sucks. Sorry to hear
I won't thanks
Uh
This is erp friend

Actually I'm out as this shit is just giving me ocular ebola, literal suicide tier stuff.

Stop being such an autistic cancerous shit and maybe someone will talk to you
that you're cancer
can't you concentrate for more than 5 minute without your mommy giving you adderal
good for you, here's your fucking attention

Hello. it is i, Yuno

>More attention posting
God damn, just fuck off already. It's just painful watching you flop around like this.

Settle down, you forsaken muggles, I'm trying to study.

>HG BROTHERS?

So you were doing the Hunger Games sim?

That sucks man. Don't let it drag you down too much, after all everything ended well.

Currently radio. Not sure what's the song is called.
>and if you want to leave, I can guarantee, you won't find nobody else like me
>I don't know how you met and...
etc etc

>Not HG Yuno

Just delete your folder, please.

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Yea she got pretty lucky tbh
She had her feet on the dashboard if she hadn't they'd be crushed
Good day imposter

Wow dad you're a fag

I do what I want Hoshimoshi. you can be >:[ if you want

Bad day for you imposter.

>imposter
there is no such thing as an imposter in a thread where you only claim fictional characters.

Fuck off, cunt. He has a bigger dick than shane.

Rofl what the fuck is going on?

I love you all. just killding

kill yourself hg and awifu
>farts

Hi mom
Glad I shot you tbhq

Both of you get back and strapped in on the dildo chair
Maybe that will make your rectal cancer go away

I AM THE SAVIOUR YOU NEED.

And I'm sorry I kept smoking while I was preggers with you. You came out autistic.
MM. babe. You know just how to turn me on. You gonna shove your sheriff's deputy into my jailcell?

Claiming Link

>Bl-Blake

I-I'm not Hoshi, though...

Why you gotta be so mean, fake Yuno?

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Sit in the electric chair and then I'll turn you on, cancer.

Hello, Anonon! how's it going?
Ah, sounds like you're comfy. that's good.
Wow that is lucky, hope she feels decent though.

Hi it is i

>meanwhile at Rick-user's house

Howdy.