At home

>At home
>finish watching T.V.
>walk into bedroom
>see this

What do?

Ask him why he hasnt rocked it back and forth till he falls over with the device.

Hide in a Cupboard until the Sirens go off and the Fog clears.

"Hey man let me take out this spike"
>Don't
"Alright you're good."
He's probably so tired he just drops his weight.

Use him as a desk

Put sharpie in pooper and take pic with timestamp to share with Sup Forums.

Only Silent Hill Things!

because of the length of the fuckin' blade will go through him even if he rocks over... you fuckin' absolute savage Sup Forums Scientist...

your not into physics much are you?

cut wood with saw and remove him from device, ask him questions after

>tell him that's the reason why you never skip leg day
>hopefully he will learn it for the next life
>start laptop and browse /fit/
>call it a successful day with a good deed

His hands and feet are shackled in.

How would rocking back and forth be of any help

Tickle him

Lemon juice to the wound.
Yeah guys, i already know that i'm the second satan, no need to tell me

I imagine that this is how all of /fit/ exercises.

cum on his face.

watch him die

is perfect exercise for ur back

feed it and go to bed, like every day

average 9gag comments.

>edgemaster 8000

"You don't have to tell me anything, but you have to eat this" as I hand him a bowl of eggs

give him a glass of worm milk then raise his sexy ass as my hot ass son

push him outa the way and ease the the blade into my gaping asshole

Underrated

Turn 360° and walk away

"Hey wait a minute I have to post this to Sup Forums"

>*record scratch**freeze frame*
>See that guy over there with the bloody back ? Well that's me and you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
>I'll tell you everything but first, Are you familiar with the term ..."inquisition" ?

TFW nobody expects the spanish inquisition

put a saddle on and climb up

lmfao! I was thinking same thing

rofl

Dude, why are you doing weird sex stuff in my bedroom again?

left to right you turbo autist. On your side gravity wont be pulling you down to the spike so youd be able to almost relax, just a little uncomfortable.

start to pet him and say in a very smooth voice while I swing him:

Shhh, my boy, all is going to end soon, very soon.

turn 360 degrees and walk away

...

ask him why he hasn't just slipped his hands and feet free, as there's clearly nothing preventing him from doing that.

Let this cancerous meme die.

Fap.

underrated post