Can we all agree now that Refn is a hack and Drive was only good on accident?

Can we all agree now that Refn is a hack and Drive was only good on accident?

No.

Can someone post the webm of him assaulting Elle?

>Can we all agree
Laffin my fucking ass off

>reddit tomatoes

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drive was okay, OGF was patrician as fuck. this looks like more kino

No
Stop fucking posting Plebmato screencaps Redditor.

Nah, a lot of thought goes into his films, it's just that he forgets to put an interesting story or characters to go along with his visuals.

...

Man. She's so shocked she doesn't know how to react and just starts laughing. But i think in the end when she thought about it she probably ended up finding it kind of creepy and not agreeing with it.

delete this

I hate rotten tomatoes.

For starters, why the fuck should a critic's opinion even matter. They're the embodiment of talentless hacks. The only time they can feel relevant is when they:

1. Go Armond White tier contrarian just to get recognition
or 2. Boo films at Cannes, even though they'll never have the balls or drive to do anything half as daring anything a Cannes filmmaker has tried.

Furthermore, have you ever actually looked at who the critics are? It's a who's who of literally who. Why the fuck should anyone care about what some Australian housewife or some nobody journalist has to say about a film. What the fuck are their credentials? Just because they were employed by some bumfuck unknown radio station, their opinion is now aggregated into something that has a value?

An aggregate of dogshit is still dogshit.

Gosling is unreasonably attractive.

REFN is a kinobro just like Snyder

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>Neon Demon got better reviews than Dolan's Lifetime movie
>Dolan won Grand Prix

>comparing hack snyder to refn

Yes, only he forgets to also put interesting story or characters in his eye-candy movies

>Wanted to see Nice guys
>friends outvoted me on Warcraft

Ssorry Goose

Only God Forgives was a masterpiece, meanwhile Sup Forums circlejerks hacks like Inarritu

This could be a pasta, except for the dact that Armond isn't a contrarian.

>Inarritu
>Hack
>But Refn isn't

nice

Always painfully obvious that the vast majority of this board (like 90%) didn't even know who he was until Drive.

Wish i were him.

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I couldnt finish watching Birdman and Babel without wanting to throw up in my mouth

Revenant was good from all regards except direction

Nah. She thinks it's funny and cute like when somebody with downs or a child does something adult.

Pretty jealous.
Refn know's exactly that Elle Fanning has grown into one of the most beautiful women on the face of earth, and that it would be a shame to not try and kiss her face at least once, even if you'd get charged for assault.

>tfw no neon semen demon gf

>Revenant was good from all regards except direction

So it wasn't good?...

>She will never drink your cum from a fancy glass

>that imprint

is that a penis?

>that bulge

>now

He's been a hack since Drive, though.

what is she hiding in her pants?

>she

Fuckin Refn. This was clearly premedidated

what do you mean?

He asks her if he can kiss her, it was a nod to when Ryan kissed him some Cannes back

>Trusting Critic Aggregators

I thought Sup Forums used to be patrician, what happened?

Are we seriously factoring the opinions of critics who gush over Marvel films now? The fucking hacks who in another time would have been Buzzfeed writers who base their entire opinion on "is it commercial" and wouldn't know artistic filmmaking if it murdered their family?

>using rotten tomatoes as a basis for whether a film is good or not

spotted the absolute shiteater

>r/t
Go back to your capeshit thread

Pusher Trilogy > Godfather Trilogy

you?

no u

> assaulting

launched the webm hoping for some punch just a kiss

> this is what ameritard call assaulting
> mfw

are you joking? He's right.

>hated TWBB

I'll accept though, he does back up his opinions better than 99% of other critics, but it just feels contrarian. He obviously knows what he talks about, but it's the fact that he can find so much good in less critically acclaimed films whilst not finding anything to like in other films that strikes me as contrarian.

>father and daughter hanging out

:3

>It's ok user, it's ok, just one stab, you'd let me give you one stab right, you're not selfish are you, just two stabs, I know I said one but please let me stab you twice, twice is nice, y'know? Don't you love me?

>Drive was only good on accident?
But Drive wasn't good though.

>Cannes "reviewers"

no

>Drive wasn't good
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Neo/tv/ everyone.

kekekeke
>im old fag fuckingh hooray
kkkkekekekeke im a lauhging my lazer!!!

Are you having a seizure?

>friends
Serves you right, normiecuck

sned help

I was sexually abused (in a violent manner) by multiple women as a child and now I get off on stuff like this.

wew

>Elle Fanning's pussy will forever remember the shape Refn's dick

NOT FUCKING FAIR BOYS I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FIRST

More like Semen Demon

Bad films can get high scores, but good films never get low scores

They can initially.

Look at Kubrick's work.

Doesnt apply to old films, but post 2005, or whenever RT got big, it does

He despises cashgrabs like Toy Story 3 and reboots for the sake of reboots, something modern audiences are very fond of for some reason, of course he's going to rip those to pieces. That's one of the reasons why he seems contrarian at first glance.

Wew

>He despises cashgrabs like Toy Story 3 and reboots for the sake of reboots, something modern audiences are very fond of for some reason

tfw modern audiences are infantilised babbies who pine more for comfort and childhood nostalgia than anything new or brave

This applies to Sup Forums the worst

iktf bro

Drive isn't good you meme loving piece of shit.

>calls OP meme loving
>posts meme

I hate you pleb fucking shits. Bronson, Valhalla Rising and the Pusher trilogy are proof that Refn is an immensely talented director.

based metacritic

That's what happens when you weight for readership and don't use a good/bad binary to assign a numerical score

Autism/10
But desu if goose did that everyone would be ok with it

>forgetting this masterpiece

No, critics just doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about

Refn is like Mallick. He needs a writer or else his shit is incomprehensible.

>Neon Demon
>written by Refn

>Only God Forgives
>written by Refn

>Valhalla Rising
>written by Refn

>Drive
>based on a book, screenplay by someone other than Refn

elle fanning's prom date got flown out to cannes you dweebs.

Is Refn the Grimes of /tv?

ogf and valhalla rising are wonderful films so i dont see your point

are you implying that movie is not going to be shit

All in all OGFG was shit too. Refn is better than this.

t. von Trier

>A press screening for The Neon Demon was met with intense boos from critics whose anger was so great that when the dedication To Liv appeared (Liv Corfixen, actress and director is Neon Demon director's wife) someone apparently screamed Fuck you, Liv and the rest of the press joined in on booing her too.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I watched it and it's pure kino.

>OGFG

What is that? Ogres Gonna Fuck Goats?

Can we all agree now that people who base their opinions on Internet "critics" are the cancer killing Sup Forums?

The Guest >>> Drive

ITS NOT FAIR!
THEY JUST DON´T UNDERSTAND IT, ITS SUPPOSED TO SAVE KINO

he literally asks for her permission and she says yes.

yep

Some of my IRL pleb friends do this and it drives me crazy.

>not basing all your opinions on what internet critics say
how else would i know i liked Ty's soufflé better than that cunt Emily's.

>kino
Can someone explain this meme to a newfag pls

>Booing a film during the screening

This is something that actually happens?
And by critics too?
What the fuck? Why would they literally audibly boo a movie during a screening and ruin the experience for people who are actually enjoying the movie?

I've never even heard normies boo a movie in theaters. Is that an american thing?

>Flick
Shit movie
>Movie
Watchable flick
>Film
Decent
>Cinema
Great
>Kino
Masterpiece

There you go

>critics
you know as well as i do that "critics" are actually grown children that think they're special and people care about their opinions

its german for cinema.
little known fact, about 86% of Sup Forums is comprised of germans.