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1st for the prince that was promised

Nth for Sansa X Jon

Nth for Cersei

claim your gotfu

CLAIMED

>thinking that prophecy means shit now

last ep fucked it up, the great other doesn't even exist apparently

When is that 26 year old going to post proof?

OP is a faggot and backlinked to the wrong bread

Chorah

What a fucking awful hairstyle. What were they thinking in S1?

>Tell him Hodor. Make him stay. Make... Make him stay Hodor. Make him stay Hodor! Don't let me climb that tower, Hodor! Don't, don't let me climb! NO, NO, NO, NO!

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What does nth even mean, i've seen it a million times and still don't know

nth for best character

Cartoon ASOIAF when?

See

nth for white men ruins everything

But kinslaying being fine is not a ironborn thing to do at all

never because asoiaf is a "realistic fantasy" and cartoon is anything but "realistic"

List of Freys who have died so far
>Stevron
>Ryman
>Tion
>Jinglebells Aegon
>Cleos
>Petyr Pimple
>Merrett
>Rhaegar
>Symond
>Jared
>Little Walder
>Aenys
Freys currently in immediate danger
>Hosteen
>Black Walder
>Big Walder
>Rosilin
>Gatehouse Amie
>Fat Walda (Dead in the show)
>Edwyn
Has any house suffered even half as much as the House of Frey? And still you have fat losers sitting at home trying to pass moral judgement on them, shameful.

First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.

it means you need to pay attention in math class fegit

Someone drew this.

i need a jew gf

jesus christ

what this guy said

Soon...

Fucking hang yourself with these 3 frame tumblr gifs. she doesn't even finishing saying spider before it stops. she literally says "oh a spy!"

>Time Travel
>Spooky Skeletons
>Ressurection
>Magical grenades
>Wood Elves
>Dragons
>Ice Demons

>Realistic

This whole shit stopped being realistic a long time ago.

Pure sweg.

It was I, Bran Stark, Lord of Light and the patrician's waifu.

just like i expected. a bunch of fags not telling me

bran:
created the children of the forest by sleeping with a snark
created the walkers
helped build Storm's End
built the wall
drove aerys mad
warged into rhaegar targaryen as the night's king killed him (he's also the 3 eyed raven)

any more?

you are a shit eating retard

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What did she mean by this?

Stop being such a cuck.

It is known

warged into aegon the conqueror and made him conquer westeros

check out Rhaegar's teeth

It stopped being realistic when the summer isles, a place full of black people, was described as a paradise rather than a Ugandan shithole.

really stop shitposting and go learn some maths you really need it

>no hipster glasses

It was me Bran.

I wonder how they even made Plasma Grenades. Surely they could have come up with guns or something too. Maybe even an actual escape plan should they ever be found.

All those years to prepare and they can't even throw their grenades accurately and the failsafe is sneaking out the back door.

He also invented the food that bears his name to this day, the Bran Muffin.

The first scene literally has ice zombies you faggot

Best casting ever.

Mali did well during the Middle Ages

>nights king killed rhaegar

so how do we feel about arya

*tips fedora*

dont lemme leaf murf

Which of the female characters would you:

>Fuck (vaginal)
>Perform oral sex on
>Get blown by
>Fuck in the ass
>Rape (with optional help from Ser Boros and Ser Meryn if you want it)
>Kill
>Marry
>Have as a lover on the side (male choice allowed)

Only one woman per action, all must be done in order to claim your wife and lover.

WE

So, others have already written about the idea that Bloodraven is the reason Aerys became the Mad King, so I'll focus on hints we can get from the show here. There's three scenes I'll use as support for my theory.

>The Tower of Joy

When Ned hears Bran in the vision, we don't cut to Bran's excited face - we cut to Bloodraven, who seems worried and even afraid. He then rushes in to stop Bran from pushing further but does not really explain why.

>Burn Them All

So why is Bloodraven so afraid by Bran trying to talk to Ned? Because he know that it works and he knows that it is dangerous. The theory is that he tried to warn Aerys of something - when and what that was we can't really say - and that was the voices he heard that drove him mad. In one of the trailers there was this scene. Why would someone show us Jaime murdering the Mad King, when we already know the story? Because it reveals this fact, that Bloodraven was the one responsible. He wants to teach Bran not to make the same mistakes, which brings us to last week's episode.

>Hold the Door

Bran doesn't listen to Bloodraven, is not careful enough and lets the Night's King place his GPS device on him. Not much later an army of wights attacks the cave and yet Bloodraven wants to show Bran one last thing. Even though Bran is not ready, Bloodraven says that it is time "for you to become me" and sends him back to the moment when Hodor becomes Hodor. He knows what is about to happen and wants Bran to witness the dangers of communicating through time first hand. Like Bloodraven learned from his interfering with Aerys, Bran learns from what he did to Hodor and thus "becomes" Bloodraven.

used to be my favorite character. once she left westeros she got really boring

I'm wandering why they never taught Bran how to make Magical Grenades.

Isn't that more useful than wasting time trying to learn about the past?

sorry forgot this is a fucking maths board.

fuck off you glasses wearing nerd

Enjoy burning in hell then

Do not fall victim to the Jewish succubus, a vile temptress sent from hell

I'm starting to believe they really are the master race

>He then rushes in to stop Bran from pushing further but does not really explain why.
Because he knows the future, and he knows Brann will fuck it up in episode 10

correct.

rhaegar at the trident was glamoured, rhaegar actually became the 3ER and was killed decades later.

>Fuck (vaginal)
ygritte
>Perform oral sex on
the new red priestess
>Get blown by
arya
>Fuck in the ass
marg
>Rape (with optional help from Ser Boros and
Ser Meryn if you want it)
sansa
>Kill
shae
>Marry
ygritte
>Have as a lover on the side (male choice allowed)
double daggers

off-white

10/10

pure white means weak enamel and looks unnatural

arya is a gender-reversed retelling of the hunchback of notre dame. George R.R Martin is truly the best writer of our time.

the level of ignorance you have shown is nothing to be proud of, no doubt you are american

Will he succeed?

>For Phyllis, who made me put the dragons in

Based Phyllis

Daily reminder

All wives of supposed PTWP/Azor Ahai were;

>unable to bear any more children
>was okay being cucked for the prophecy

Elia Martell
Selyse Baratheon

the only person in the books/show that is unable to bear children is Dany

>Burn Them All
Everyone keeps spouting off nonsense about the voices driving Aerys mad. It getting kidnapped and held at Duskendale that did that. Not mai sweet, sweet waifu.

Did Phyllis end up cucking him too?

>calls me american
>won't even answer a simple answer
>tries to insult me instead

>mfw Ramsey fucks Sansa up the ass

>maths
>american

pick one.

He's not of ours

so jon weds dany confirmed?

gay shit tbqh

my wife will cream her knickers, and i'll have to turn the TV off

Not a fedora as much as tinfoil.
Only because of the European traders and Arabic influences. Areas that were solely ruled by Africans like the central grasslands were and are shitty places but central grasslands with euro influence have boomed and are at least ok.

nah treeniggers ruin everything

what succeed? Tormund dies this season & brienne fucks off to riverlands

Remember this scene? From this episode? Good stuff.

i feel like a faggot saying this but they'd make a good couple tBh

Gwen looking at the camera annoys me more than it should.

>tinfoil
>>>>>>>>>>>/reddit/

This homage to Kubrick was brilliant!

Bravo D&D

>For Phyllis, who made me put the dragons in
By "dragons" he means his fat pink mast. He's talking about an affair, senpai.

Knew I forgot something, thanks fan

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> Jinglebell
> That time when Catelyn slit a retard's throat

>YOU ARE NOT READY

>she might haz a point

>I AM READY

has there ever been a more cucked character in a show than jorah ? who even comes close

jaqen living the dream with his loli harem

>claiming a whore

prepare to get cucked

Why would Hitgirl say this?

CLAIMED

>Fuck (vaginal)
Cersei
>Perform oral sex on
Bad Pussy
>Get blown by
Falsa
>Fuck in the ass
Ros
>Rape (with optional help from Ser Boros and Ser Meryn if you want it)
Elleria, with help for maximum humiliation. Cersei could watch.
>Kill
Frog
>Marry
Ygritte
>Have as a lover on the side (male choice allowed)
Marg

Anyone else laugh whenever we see the vale because Bronze Yohn Royce is a walking-talking human hamburger?

Samwell

but at least he's getting the punani

can it even be a harem if all the girls are ugly trolls

how about azor ahai doesnt exist in the end and the characters (and the audience) have been tricked into believing and sacrificing for these gods which don't even exist.

GRRM is a fedora tipper and it will all be an atheist message in disguise

how is he cucked when he was never with dany in the first place

It was kinda sad, her stunt double was like 4in taller and hair was much longer.

t.Jorah