Why hasn't anyone killed this fat fuck yet...

Why hasn't anyone killed this fat fuck yet? Every day I go to work having to endure book spoilers because this fat fuck decided to sell out to the HBO jews. It's the most despicable act by a writer I've ever seen, basically selling out your book readers like whores at a market to the highest bidder. I hope the fat fuck gets clogged arteries and suffers a stroke already. Piece of fucking shit.

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>Ruling is hard. This was maybe my answer to Tolkien, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Lord of the Rings had a very medieval philosophy: that if the king was a good man, the land would prosper. We look at real history and it’s not that simple. Tolkien can say that Aragorn became king and reigned for a hundred years, and he was wise and good. But Tolkien doesn’t ask the question: What was Aragorn’s tax policy? Did he maintain a standing army? What did he do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these orcs? By the end of the war, Sauron is gone but all of the orcs aren’t gone – they’re in the mountains. Did Aragorn pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby orcs, in their little orc cradles?

>The war that Tolkien wrote about was a war for the fate of civilization and the future of humanity, and that’s become the template. I’m not sure that it’s a good template, though. The Tolkien model led generations of fantasy writers to produce these endless series of dark lords and their evil minions who are all very ugly and wear black clothes. But the vast majority of wars throughout history are not like that.

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>'But if you’re going to write about war, and you just want to include all the cool battles and heroes killing a lot of orcs and things like that and you don’t portray [sexual violence], then there’s something fundamentally dishonest about that.

how could one man be so based?

Does the fatty have any understanding of what escapism means? This whole "everything is either gritty and realistic or shit" is partly why American culture is going down the shitter.

Soon bro, soon he's going to uncuck us and infinity cuck showfags. Litterally the book will be out early next year. Mark my words.

some men have higher ideals than others

the darkness and the light do no perceive each other

That makes no difference since the last book is still going to take another five years, basically guaranteeing the fanfic HBO version will reach the finish line first.

delete this now

he's going to write really fast and cuck HBO and their jewish writere.

>5 years
are you literally a retard, more like 11.

>then there’s something fundamentally dishonest about that
Yeah, because literal, actual dragons are totally honest as far as history is concerned. Fucking idiot.

Not necessarily. If he stop being a faggot he might finish it in two-three years. If not then it could literally never be made.

>mfw bookfags are NEVER EVER getting The Winds of Winter

>getting a 20 year book series spoiled by a TV adaptation
this will never not be funny. Will he even live to release the next two books?

because murder is illegal, and everyone is eagerly awaiting his books

now kill yourself

No one's killed him yet because he's a fat fuck who is going to die in a year or two anyway. His heart has got to be on its last few thousand pumps. And he only made the show so he didn't have to finish the books. My guess is everyone correctly guessed all his little twists and surprises he had been setting up since they had half a fucking decade to speculate and now he's all but hurt about it and either A. Lost all interest in finishing the books because he's a butthurt faggot or B. Is trying to come up with different ways he can go about with his twists that no one has thought of yet.

I'm convinced that he's just waiting it out now, dodging fan questions and just living in his own bubble of fame and disgustingly fat food. The books are too massive for someone his age and ambition to tackle.

>implying he's going to live that long

This is just a giant load of bullshit.

He thinks he is some kind of genius and a pioneer of gritty fantasy genre? Sapkowski did it better. Howard did it much earlier. Naturalists were there first.

GRRM literally did nothing special, apart from being American and mediocore.

then why didn't HBO pick up their shitty work?

If the Others turn out to be genetic weapons gone rogue like in the show he's a fucking hypocrite

Witcher series is absolute trash. Please stop.

I CAN'T WRITE GOOD PROSE SO I'LL SHIT ON BETTER AUTHORS BECAUSE THEY DON'T MENTION TAXES AND CHILD MOLESTATION.

Bravo GURM. Nobody wants you alive.

I know that feel bro

>prose is the only thing that matters

yawn

HBO love tits and dicks and cum.

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GURMcucks will defend this.

Autists are just mad he is the modern Tolkein.

youtube.com/watch?v=QmKhGqWcJGY

haha. there are still people that think he's going to actually release the rest of the books.

>What was Aragorn’s tax policy? Did he maintain a standing army? What did he do in times of flood and famine?

Because it's boring and irrelevant? Wow, GRRM is a idiot.

Also, unlike GRRM, Tolkien actually fought in a war. There is nothing "dishonest" about not writing about limbs being hacked off and women being brutally raped. GRRM is completely caught up in the physicality. Most of Tolkien's battle scenes deal with the thoughts of the soldiers, the mental toll the battle and the war had on them. That's the shit that stuck with Tolkien, and that's what he wrote about. GRRM has no idea what he's talking about. Why is trying to take the moral high-ground here? Fuck off.

can you retarded memeing fucks explain why that writing is bad?

What's worse is that GoT cucks will defend him to the death

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t. Modern Tolkein

>implying he has any pages

Professor Tolkien held 2 chairs at Oxford in Anglo-Saxon, English Literature and English Language he was elected a Fellow of the Royal Society of Literature and was made Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire by Queen Elizabeth II. He was an officer in the British army and fought at the Battle of the Somme in the Great War. His two most famous works are considered classics in the fields of Childrens and 20th Century fiction. He also worked in the fields of Academic research translating works from Middle English and contributing to the Oxford English Dictionary.

George R R Martin was briefly an instructor at Clarke College in Idaho and wrote pulp sci-fi and fantasy that was nominated for the less than prestigious and now disgraced HUGO awards for genre fiction as well as being a writer for US TV series such as Beauty and the Beast for broadcaster CBS.

He fought the flab in the Great Social Justice Internet Wars of the mid 2010's. The flab won. His only notable literary work will never be finished.

To be fair, GRRM admires Tolkien and has stated so numerous times. The article comes out rough but in truth, it's more that he hates how Tolkien fantasy has become de facto standard for the genre while also respecting what Tolkien did. And he's right about that. Tolkien never intended his books to be the fucking template of fantasy literature.

If you think Mordor sounds terrible remember Tolkien was in the real version when it was called the battle of the Psalm

Shame he never actually read Tolkien's work then.

>orc babies

>it's more that he hates how Tolkien fantasy has become de facto standard

You're totally right, I'm just extremely butthurt when people (not necessarily GRRM, more the fans of ASOIAF) bring this shit up. As if "historical accuracy" means he is a better writer.

This
The video games have far better writing than the actual books

Not that user but what does that post have to do with his prose?
Does he use onomatopoeia in his books?

When you think about the only thing decent about his book was how he unexpectedly killed off characters.

It was more on shock value for the casuals.

Bascically people are now just tuning in to see who dies next.

Yes, especially in the first book. It's pretty cringeworthy.

second post best post

w/e, Tolkein is boring af as was this post

He will die before the book series is finished. This is obvious. There's a reason you don't see many fat people with grey hair.

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>When you think about the only thing decent about his book was how he unexpectedly killed off characters.
This is the show. The books are much more than that. They're living worlds and characters. The books don't rely on shock factor as much as the show does. The books have a more melancholic touch.

Do people really complain about the rape?

What about the murder, torture, emasculation, etc?
Anybody complain about that?

I like how he does plots and schemes as well. His writing style is just so ugly, it's hard to immerse myself in it completely.

>it's a people read a GRRM quote out of context and get triggered by it

Gurm idolises Tolkein, now fuck off white knights

In fiction, women aren't allowed to be hurt. It's bullshit but in CURRENT YEAR, it's what it is.

>grrm is aware of all of his aurustic following
>he will 'change his mind' about fan fiction and will tell them to "finish the story themselves'
>book readers owned

have you read a book in your life?

>orc babies
He's pretending to praise Tolkien otherwise he'd get murdered in his sleep.
He doesn't give a fuck. He'd rather eat cheese-stuffed meatloaf whilst watching football.

>Haroooooooooooooo
>da-DA da-DA da-DAAAAAAA
>da-DAAA da-DAAA da-DA da-DA da-DAAAAAA
What did he mean by this?

He's being facetious to make his point, you turbo autist

he probly accidentally deleted all of winds of winter on his piece of shit 20 year old DOS computer while trying to clean the cheeto dust from his keyboard

thats my theory but it will literally NEVER come out

He's making shit up to sound smart.

holy shit

I love how worked up you people get get over the opinions of others.

Tolkien is the master. He did it the best and he will never be topped, ever. Only stupid people argue this.

GRRM was 6 when LotR was released. He grew up reading it, and obviously envisioned a different kind of fantasy story. It's not like he called Tolkien a hack in that interview.

tldr - you stupid fucks need to stop arguing and just enjoy both series for what they are.

Harooooooooooooooooooooooooo

This.

But autists have to turn it into Sup Forums tier console wars bullshit. GRRM has never once claimed Tolkein was shit or that he's a better writer, yet people need to be OUTRAGED and can't possibly enjoy both

HEY LOOK HOW SMART I AM GUYS, I THINK GRRM SUCKS

>enjoying a series when its fanfic equivalent is being watched by every human being on the planet and that will actively spoil shit to you to brag about how cool they are for watching it.

I think that's the whole point of this thread.

Is Martin's other work as shit as Ice and Fire? Has he honestly ever written a good thing?

kek

>/got/ pools together and finish the books
>Aegon is suddenly the real Targ
>Dies valiantly saving the world from the Others
>Stannis sits the Iron Throne
>tears of joy had all around
>not one soul mourns the fat fuck who cucked them out of their ending for years

If you unironicly enjoy Martin's work there might be something wrong with your brain just sayin

Funny how /lit/ was all over ASOIAF before it became popular.

>He fought the flab in the Great Social Justice Internet Wars of the mid 2010's.
What's this?

His other works are basically shitty sci-fi B-movies in book form.
That's why nobody has every heard of them or gives a fuck about them.

Yeah, he was describing diarrhea

what's so bad about that?

Sounds better than GoT 2bh

Where the absolute fuck did you hear that?
Let me guess, it was here.

You mean the braindead part of /lit/? Oh wait, there isn't one. Nobody liked that shit and you know it

Not really. He recycles all his characters, including their names, and Ice and Fire basically reuses all his old ideas, but swaps sci-fi explanations with fantasy ones.

This fat fuck is LITERALLY a hack. As in he fits the real definition of the word, not Sup Forums's meme definition.

Fuck off Preston, you're chatting shit.

Just because he named a character Lyanna in a different book doesn't mean they're the same

The overuse of "lol, C'thulhu" in popular culture in regards to Lovecraft is in the same ballpark as what happened with Tolkien's work. Not the same thing, but in the same ballpark.


You always have a fucking army of unimaginative nerds and their derivative works in newer fantasy novels, games, etc. Not to mention that most Tolkien fags by definition and conditioned behavior are xenophobic as fuck, as well as conditioned against anything that goes against the grain of the template Tolkien established.


Then you have the army of unimaginative nerds "added to the C'thulhu mythos" (named such by nerdbeards and other lazy "scholars" of Lovecraft's catalogue of works, not Lovecraft himself) by doing nothing but creating half-assed works centered around a being who wasn't even a fraction of interesting and powerful when put next to most other mythos beings. it's all just "lol muh cute cuttlefush dragon in sleepy weepy city XD XD"

I guess what I'm trying to say is check this 5

>Psalm
Confuses a book of the Old Testament with a battlefield.

It's Somme, you fucking retard.

Checked

checked

Preston loves his shitty sci-fi stories though.
>It's just like Plato guys, c'mon. G-guys?

I'm glad the time travel reveal finally broke Preston. He understands that GURM doesn't care about interesting realistic explanations behind prophecy and magic. It's just DUDE TIME TRAVEL LMAO.
Preston will lose his mind. He started talking about dragonglass being fucking computer chips. He won't recover from this.

Fucking savage.

>wants realistic explanations behind prophesy and magic
>has a problem with time travel
Literally what the fuck is wrong with you people?

I guess they think its too easy of a cop-put.

Time travel and 'it's magic' is always what should be expected of hacks like GRRM.

If we get Sansatits in the show, then GURM is unironically my hero.
If not, then he's a lazy hack fraud.

Holy shit, someone who feels exactly the way I do.
This fucking hack betrayed his loyal readers to appease to edgey teenagers who just want to see tits, gore, and cocks.
Fucking pisses the shit out of me if I think about it too much.

he has nothing to do with the show

I know, I know.
But he created the books, which created the show, which cast Sansa, which might result in sansatits.
He would be the originator of sansatits.

I've been saying for fucking YEARS now that GRRM is a disgusting fat piece of shit hack and obnoxious horsehit beard libfag nigger whose piece of shit books somehow became uber popular, and only a hndful of people listened to me. I'm glad more people are realizing what a greasy, fat and devious talentless individual he is. And yet he dares to trash-talk Tolkien. I wouldn't piss on GRRM if he was on fire.

Friendly reminder that he's been fucking people over for years. The ultimate troll.

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Oh shit, the autist duo just released their damage control video for time travel.

youtu.be/hjvBiJa12sg

IT'S TRUE
ALL OF IT

link

>autist duo
Elio and his pet Hagraven?

Reminder that some people ACTUALLY BELIEVE we will ever get A Dream of Spring.

murder is illegal dude jbr

>tfw Linda will never rape you

>break during University class
>everyone talks about latest GoT episode
>"user, don't you watch GoT?"
>Tell them I'm waiting for the next book
>conversation dies as they don't want to spoil it for me, awkward glances for the remainder of the break

thanks Fatty R.R Martin. Thanks for basically making it impossible for a book reader with an Internet connection or any activities whatsoever to avoid spoilers. Truly you are the Tolkien of our times, bending over to HBO gold and twisting half truths about the state of the book to calm your fanbase.

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>Muh awards
>Muh honors
>Muh positions
>Muh research
Just because Tolkien had more medals and certificates does not automatically make him a better writer. Even if he was a professir of English literature, he didn't really deviate from archetypes of fantasy like Martin has.