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Do Americans tip the janitor who cleans their shart?

DESIGNATED

Why would we? Sharts are contained in pants.

it stays in our pants

AISLE

So you tip your pants?

unless you plop in shop

Doesn't that depend on whether concealed sharting is legal in your state or not?

we don't have a tip in our pants

>4 t-shirts and a knife under $25

Oh, my fucking God. This made me laugh so hard.

WE

only children plop in shop or stool in pool
we destroy our chances of taking normal shits by adulthood

>Mfw Americans need a permit for concealed sharting

sharting is perfectly legal to conceal, you just can't silence them

What causes sharting anyway?

That's just blatantly unconstituonal. The second amendment clearly reads

"A well regulated bowel movement being necessary to the health of a free state, the right of the people to piss and shart shall not be infringed."

destroying your bowels/liver/gallbladder with junk food and alcohol

OH SAY CAN YOU SHART

In high school we would shit in the sink and on the toilet handle and on the floor and throw it on the ceiling.

We would tip them by laughing our asses off as they scream "AYYY AYYY ES CA CA".

I'm at shart smuggler at this very moment.
The shart spot on my undies keeps sticking to my buttcheek.

referring to janitors , had to shit as i was typing and wanted to hurry.

but that's a foreign walmart...

American imperialism