Five words to describe your gf

five words to describe your gf
> she doesn't exist at all

I will never have one

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sadly...same

Hates anal, does it anyway

fucking annoying whining bitchy cunt

I haven't met her yet.

thumb, index, middle, ring, pinkie

you mean my right hand?

My wife doesn't like her

She left, won't be back.

Married her long time ago

i will probably marry her

Well Jesus Christ make her not hate it you mongoloid. Put in your prep work asshole.

Can't even fucking count.

Shes a cunt ex now

wish she was still alive

Will probably never have one

Has fucked all my friends.

Wish she was slightly hotter

Slutty in the bad way

Doesn't know about my wife

She's so fucking far away

she is not born yet,

I may have no girlfriend but.

Do i date her Sup Forums?

Like constantly having to babysit.

Literally crazy, as in schizophrenic.

>My exe's mum

Not even kidding. Might have shamed me for being crap in bed but her mum rated me.

she looks psycho

She killed herself last year.

She feels like a burden

Annoying whore don't fuck anymore

Pretty normal, just into pop punk

Now she is my wife.

Somebody's hot, tight asian wife.

Princess at first, Crackwhore now.

> her
> implying

Gives me a Michael Jackson vibe

mental problems out the ass

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hibbie jibbies

Gives me everything without question