/got/ general

Princess that was promised edition

May Night King, your servant, be born again from the tundra as you were.

Bless him with cold. Bless him with wind. Bless him with ice.

LISTEN TO THE SNOW, LISTEN TO THE GOD!

HE IS SPEAKING TO US AND HE SAYS WE SHALL HAVE NO KING BUT THE KING OF NIGHT!

Let the sleet cover your follies and your vanities.

Let the old King freeze, let his lungs fill with hail, let the frost bite the nails from his fingers.

WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE, BUT RISES AGAIN HARDER AND STRONGER!

Would you gas this jew?

FIRST FOR THE ONE TRUE KING

Why is he so BASED?

Reminder that Bran is a fucking monster

Bran is life, Bran is love.

No, I'd gape her

Reminder that this board is Sup Forums and as such this is a place to discuss the TV show, not whine about the books. Whining about books makes you a bed-wetter.

Examples of bed-wetting behaviour -


Genuinely believing Stannis is still alive (delusional beyond belief)
Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
Trying to cast characters that will obviously not even appear in the show
Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed
Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf
Saying "Dabid"
Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets
Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed
Bringing up Reddit in any context
Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant


Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No bed-wetting.

If any of this post upsets you please do not whine like a child, kindly piss off to /lit/ and try not to weep when you get bullied.

How many of you think that the "HOLD THE DOOR" thing will happen in the books?

Or will Hodors name mean something else

Nth for kill all weebs

HAs Episode s6 & 7 been leaked?

Why have I been given a link to them?

>Roose will never talk dirty to you in that voice

Why does all asoiaf fanart look like it was spray painted on the the side of a van?

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Promise me, Ned

DELETE THIS

>actually posting this pasta

I want reddit to leave

Brantheism is the view that Bran Stark is everything and everyone and that everyone and everything is Bran Stark. Brantheism is similar to polytheism (the belief in many gods), but goes beyond polytheism to teach that everything is Bran. A Weirwood tree is Bran, a rock is Bran, an animal is Bran, the sky is Bran, Roose Bolton is Bran, you are Bran, etc.

I fixed it.

kind of

>Promise me, Ned

Test

The entire time he was alive he was telling people how we was going to die

How about now

He was fine just being the retarded giant. Didn't need any explanation

Why did they tie his mouth?

>Brienne walks in on Sansa undressing
>Sees Sansa's body covered in cloth wraps
>Sansa looks at Brienne
>"Pardon me, My lady, but it has been a month now, and I have yet to see you bleed"
>"fuck off Brienne"

icles

>Reminder that Bran is a fucking monster
You don't know the half of it, the show leaves out all of the cannibalism shit.

>see Mr Mcelhatton
>astonished by his beauty
>you must talk to him
>walk towards him
>reach a little too close
>"quit brushing, son. i'm not your girlfriend"

what do?

Please stop with this thing

That guy too ugly to play Rhaegar. Stop posting him

Prestonautists LEAVE!

Grrm confirmed it meant the same thing but the context would be different

So the letter is confirmed to be written by Littlefinger, right?

Which confirms that in the books the pink letter was written by Mance

WHICH CONFIRMS THAT STANNIS IS ALIVE

GET HYPE!

bran didn't know coldhands was feeding him human meat

hodor will mean hold the door but the context is gonna be different

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Daily reminder

All wives of supposed PTWP/Azor Ahai were;

>unable to bear any more children
>was okay being cucked for the prophecy
>good chance is pretty fucking cuckoo in the head

Elia Martell
Selyse Baratheon

guess which one left in the show/books that is unable to bear children

>You'll never be Asha's salt husband
jdimsa

Summer eating man flesh doesn't count

Excuse for D&D not to write any dialogue. Good decision.

"i could be yours, sir"

>Bringing up Reddit in any context

You clearly piss the bed

What did you get br& for?

They don't wanna hear the pleas and begging of human fucking shits while they do the ritual.

Kills the mood.

i'm pretty sure he's talking about the part where coldhands brings bran and everyone meat to eat for dinner. bran doesn't realize until after he's done eating that it's human meat from men the wolf pack killed

ASOIAF PoV characters that have been imprisoned at one point:

-Eddard
-Tyrion
-Jon
-Arya
-Sansa
-Theon
-Davos
-Jaime
-Cersei
-Brienne
-Arianne
-Asha

what did GRRM mean by this?

Normally I claim gluten intolerance, but this just looks too good to pass up.

>quit brushing, son. i'm not your girlfriend
Yep, sounded in his voice

Is the reek/sansa baby really a theory now? How plausible is it?

He also eats jojen.

what? didnt coldhands feed them his elk that died from exhaustion?

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Why would LF send the letter in the show?

The letter in the books saying lies such as Stannis is dead is obvious, we don't need to know from who it came from to know that he is alive

Yes, but retards literally can't read properly.

What if, dude, life is like a prison

it was after that. he ran out of elk meat at some point

>posts a massive list of rules that everyone should abide by
>undeniably autistic
>gets mad when people break his precious rules
okay chief

thats actually not bad\

how old is Rhaegar though?

Cervantes and Sade wrote their best works while in jail, so GRRM thinks it gives you literary cred.

Not at all, given his lack of cock.

Pretty sure coldhands didn't feed the group human meat m8

I imagine he'd be a little more shy.

>tfw no perfectly shy and qt mcelhatton husband

hasn't tyrion been imprisoned like three times?
and davos and theon twice?

Died at 24 canonically

Post your GoTfu

looks like shit t.b.h. f.a.m.

>pircrelated, my rhaegar

SHIT, meant Ramsay.

more like

Cancerghar, amirite?

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That's a she

Who is this semen demon?

>They are near Craster's house where there is some deserted guys from the NW
>Coldhands tell them he is going out for a bit to do "something"
>comes back with some suspicious meat

I think there is more evidence but this is all I remember

this is how i picture raegar
gay as fuck

It hurts to live

>bran warged into hodor to hold the door
Why do people keep saying this? It's obviously not true.

He suspected. He just decided not to ask.

Yeah I can imagine Lyanna, Cersei and JonCon all having a crush on this babe.

Wasn't it just meat taken from Craster's stores?

Did you miss the part where hodor was freaking out and was then warged?

ok user, that is Rhaegar

inhumane beauty. the FUCK

80th for best character

weak b8 or actually stupid

i distinctly remember coldhands+bran&co in a wildling cabin, coldhands leaves, and comes back with meat, and bran wonders where it came from

before that happens, bran was in summer and he got in a fight with varamyrs wolf pack and they were eating dead human bodies (i think they were nights watch men too)

this is just from what i remember, i haven't read the books in years so i could be wrong

Autist, please see

LET'S KICK SOME ICE

How, though? Bran was warged in the past when it all went down.

thats a she,

shes actually about to give birth to two dragon egg on top of her lips

Hodor's actor doesn't think Bran was forcing him to hold the door. That'll do it for me.

You have Reek on your mind, huh?

a serbian male model, that went transgender.

Andrei Pejich

so what do we think about aahya

no, they were way too far away from craster's cabin by that point

>Confirmed for NYCC 2016.
Why haven't you bought your tickets?

You think the guys there wouldn't have already end up eating all of it? They were there for some time

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fuck you, you descend from forest niggers!!!

FUCKING D&D

Fucking RAMSAY, GET YOUR ASS BACK HEEEEEEEERE!