LETS LAUGH AT GERMANY

>zero medals

Hahanahhahahahahahhahhah

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Whens the kebab shaving event? They'll sweep it.

so how many muslims did we actually import?

surely it's more than 1m now right?

fuck that was close lmao

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>0 golds at the summer olympic games
LMAO GET FUCKED

is this a continuation of the boipuccy thread?

/boipussy/ general?

pls bully me

Israel about to win a bronze in Judo and Germany will still have zero medals.

Hitler was a mistake. The Aryan race is finished.

no, turn back

well they did win the WC

you like it dont you herman

>Lucky shot by a fat faggot to win the cup
>Needed to kick a guy in the face to win the cup
>Di Maria didn't play

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW YOU REALLY EARNED THAT CUP, DIDN'T YOU HANS? FUCK OFF RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO MEDALS FUCK Y{OU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Knock knock
>vu is vare?
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No medals :^)

fucking ugly manga posting fat fuck

Wir schaffen das

see

mad Ronny detected

Leave our bros alone

NO MORE BROTHER WARS

someones still mad about Geenie

You are not...so very smart....a-and you smell.

Will she save team Germany?

>perfect shot
>other guy ran into his knee
>Reus didn't play

fully deserved WC win

>tfw more medals than France and Germany put together

>defending the Eternal Kraut

>Refugee Olympian Popole Misenga wins Bronze medal fight to deny Germany their first medal of the games

JUST WAIT FOR IT LADS

i know that feel

>its your fault Argentina plays eternal choking Higulel

the most important thing in the world, the world cup, only one can be the world champion, master of all countries for 4 years

I kinda hope not, I wanna see how long we can keep this going

too far, m8 ;_;

Brothers don't invade other brothers girls cuntrys m8

Who else has ZERO MEDALS other than Mexico and Germany (who is actually at least semi relevant)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

FINALLY I CAN MAKE FUN OF NO MEDALS OH WOW IT WAS HARD HOLDING ON THIS LONG

As far as I understand, Merkel is sure to be re-elected, yes?

Not until you beg me for it.

she's got my vote ;)

yes, if the US regime says so

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Estonia

same here, at this point it's kinda funny

Ireland

Same.
>"First world" contries having 0 (Zero) golds
shiggydiggy

if the night time government smuggling is true then prob 2 mil at this point

we are putting all our hopes on the refugees, let's see if this pays off :^)

yeah

even if her party's ratings dropped - she can just form coalitions with other parties so she alwys has absolute majority.
this is no problem at all because all semi-big parties are basically the same nowadays. same agenda (stay in power), same principles (none)


we don't actually have a real democracy in this country. my vote doesn't matter. neither does the vote of any other german in this thread.

>Be young German teenager
>Watch the 2012 Olympics
>Greatest Olympics I have ever seen, the Brits put on such a showing that I no longer regret not being born for the Nazi Olympics in Berlin
>Decide I will get in shape for the next Olympics
>Spent 3 years building my body into a perfect machine
>Play hours of Forklift Simulator to train and focus my mind
>Work my body to muscular perfection by pushing the Euro on Greece
>Spend as many hours as possible eating German cuisine to prepare for the possibility of falling face first into the Rio toilet paper bins
>2015 arrives
>Decide I must finally pick a sport
>Decide that I will try my hand at becoming a Gymnast
>Walk to the local Gymnasium
>more excited than I have ever been
>As I enter the gymnasium a smell hits my nose
>Walk into the gymnasium
>A large number of peaceful refugees have gathered
>Decide they can have the gymnasium, they need it
>See a 10 year old Syrian boy struggling to chase one of the German refugee careworkers up a rope, he is so weak from the war in Syria he barely manages to catch and rape her
>Decide to try swimming instead
>Walk to the nearby swimming pool
>Get into my swimming costume
>Walk into the pool area
>About to dive into the pool
>Hear a whistle
>Turn
>Am told by the lifeguard that the pool is for Syrian refugees only
>The other pool is for women only, they cannot swim in the same pool as the males, not due to sexism or their culture but because the juices from seeing sexy Syrian 11 year old boys with their hairy muscular bodies overflows the pool and would cause the poor Syrian boys to drown
>decide I will try the olympics another year
>get the train home
>get stabbed to death by a 17 year old Afghan boy
>he goes on to claim gold for the refugee team in the Olympics in fencing

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>get stabbed to death by a 17 year old Afghan boy
>he goes on to claim gold for the refugee team in the Olympics in fencing

lol

#prayforgermany

No football no care.

And its not like Germany has to fund a strong miltary
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_Army_installations_in_Germany

>tfw bavarian, want to vote for CSU because they're the only relevant conservative party that isn't also infested by nazis
>tfw if i vote for them, i pretty much directly vote for merkel

afd/npd is no option because nazi imbeciles

who the fuck do i vote for?

At least you guys had a great Olympics in 1936.

Brits are onceswho just cucked use in diving,

They should be in charge thread not a swede.


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Change the gymnasium thing
Add some jpgs
Add some better picture
Maybe some GBP and cringe talking

sold all their Leo 2's to Poland for the lulz

>cucked for over 60 years
Damn.

Have to go nazi just once to get rid of Merkel.

tfw still so much better at olympics than you

Still vote for AfD because they might be the catalyst for something bigger, civil unrest, maybe even civil war and ultimately, the destruction of the dictatorship. At least, this is what a I hope.

Bavaria belongs to the US! We love Octoberfest.

You could at least spell it right if you love it so much.

keep them ebin Sup Forums memes coming

humiliate me. taking orders mache alles

>below us every single olympics and on the all time table

please don't respond to me, you medal less filth

>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF

When is the axe swinging event? I'm sure they have a rapefugee who can go for the gold.

the hilarious thing is the solution to Merkels libcuck policies and actions is nationalist shit, something she tried to distance Germany from

its so incredibly and satisfyingly ironic

do you know what this means?

How can she be re-elected? Isn't she already chancellor for like 12 years?

yeah, it says we have more medals

>yfw germans can't even train and are getting shit at sports because their gyms are being crowded full of rapefugees

it means your country lost 2 world wars KEK

>canada the most irrelevant sporting nation

>plays hockey for a century before most other countries

>russia learns the sport and dominates canada all in the time frame of less than 10 years

>can't win soccer in mens or womens
>ass blasted in basketball
>only good in hockey
>a sport that is only popular in canada and usually 4th tier in other countries

is there any other country more beta than canada? Like seriously starving african kids perform better athletically than these snow niggers

It means you've got 1 million rapey refugees coming to live in your town.

Britcucks having a cry like a 3-year-old's tantrum, ahahahhahaa

>British judo champion Ashley McKenzie was knocked out of the games this morning before he retreated to the back corridors of the judo arena and collapsed in tears to the floor behind a bin.

only because they dont count our great times with east and west germany

he's praying actually

Whats happened to Germany sport, did Merkel demolish their sports facilities to house more refugees?

He's just praying to Mecca actually.

we're not voting for the actual person, but for his/her party

pretty sure there's no limit to how long a chancellor can be in office

6/10, needs to work on the correct praying position

HE'S PRAYING YOU BLOODY RACIST! ALLAH WILL GET YOU

Finally a respectable German in here, instead of all these refugee cocksucking cucks.

cringe

>saying cringe
>>>/reddit/

Wew lad, that's what we call a dictatorship. You're even worse than Russia.
When Arab spring?

>When Arab spring?

soon.jpg

>North Korea has more medals than germany

The GDR used to score more medals than West Germany. Communism is bretty sporty.

how the fuck Deutschland has no medals lmao

that doesn't justify united germanic califate being worse than poorest communists in Eurasia

Germans will be far ahead in the standings by the end of the games. Don't be delusional.

>tfw i can finally make fun of germans

I-i-is mass immigration or ficki ficki an Olympic sport?

>afd/npd is no option
Ladies and gentlemen, the reason why democracy is a shit system. This guy is part of the 90% of the population who shouldnt be allowed to vote because they are too fucking retarded to make reasonable calls and doesnt understand something as simple and majority votes.

HiihihihihehheeehehehehehehhhahhahahahaahhahhaahhhaaahhhaaaaahhaaHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAHAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA

>need LITERAL last minute refball to not get eliminated by MEXICO and S KOREA in MENS SOCCER


BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>Germany