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havin a small snack edition

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bogies

thoughts on

didnt watch it

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there was once a programme called Paris Hilton's British Best Friend

Bogies

backstage couple drinks i'm loose

all i see is _ _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ _

NAEBODY MOVE

does not sound like english

really made me thought

>paying for 50mbps
>getting 9mbps

ah yes

no hables espanol aqui por favor, solo ingles en /brit/

shant

ahah me mate jezza got himself stuck again wahey!

youtube.com/watch?v=oeKML8o5QEU

I'm a veggie because of my bf.
Feel a bit betrayed since he was convincing me to turn veggie, all these moral arguments, but found out he really doesn't like the taste of meat or fish.
I used to love tuna and he just made a disgusted sound when I accidentally ate some at a conference.

Nubodeh muv
pc harreh bat here
a propah jordie coppah

enjoy your gyno sweetie :) xx

ohh you live in a cool place, have a friend there

>jellybeannose has removed her AOA - Short Hair video

Fucking hell. There is NO excuse not to digitially hoard anything you enjoy online these days. Now resorting to try to download a copy off of some questionable website undoubtedly laden with viruses.

just not cricket

Slap him and remind him that tuna only breed during periods of underpopulation, so stopping eating them is essentially a precursor to extinction

>pay for 50
>get 55

call up your isp and complain

she wants a brummie

Los piratas

lad's a bit of a cunt. was hoping she was going to knock him out or something

There are videos on youtube or pigs and donkeys ejaculating which have millions of views. That's hundreds of thousands of people who have watched that 30 second clip. Just imagine Wembley stadium but ten times the size. And then imagine the boar ejaculating in the middle. And everyone is watching. Just think about that.

What a time we live in.

>jellybeannose

Diabetus Rex is worst girl

she's so lovely
youtube.com/watch?v=o3cpQi9-RlA

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I was staying in Ivry-sur-seine in summer

Gibi a ho

On my way to mosque this evening in the cold and a Brexiter wearing a union jack hoodie ran up and ripped off my hijab (i'm trans and converted this year) and yelled "RULE BRITANNIA" I was so scared I collapsed. He got on top of me and started rubbing my breasts and making stereotypical ululations.

I wet myself and he immediately started gagging. I was trembling and this monster took out a sharpie and wrote "BREXIT 2017" and "piss off isis" on my face.

He then farted on my hand and ran off.

This is day 1 of the so-called Hard Brexit

hahahaha

how is phimosis real just pull your foreskin back lmao

Mummy May absolutely smashed it earlier, EU absolutely quivering

FUCK

are you the lad who made webms from that and posted them in /brit/?

absolutely ebin if you ask me

yeah she's a total wreck, no denying, but back in the day she was literally prime breeding material. The perfect human female body shape.

Cheers, I heard north Paris is a bit harsh, neighbourhood-wise
what's it like?

The state of social media.

post chinese slags

I usually get 55 but at random times it goes down to like 9

fascinating

*walks away and talks to someone else*

This is true, I had a similar experience at the petrol station this morning! I was just minding my own business pumping gas, when suddenly 4 white males got out of their truck and threw a hood on me and threw me into their van. I was so scared and crying, but they finally took me inside a house and pulled off the hood. There were cages and Nazi flags handing from the ceiling, and the men were all dress as the KKK. I started crying and begging them to release me, but they said "It's time to go back, we're bit in the EU" I started crying and begging them I had two children, but they said they already killed 3 minority mothers already! I suddenly grabbed a nearby burning cross and swung it at them, and the house caught fire! I was able to escape without a scratch! So I ran home and decided to type this story on Facebook instead of calling the Police.


This is day 1 of the so-called Hard Brexit

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me

good post

>that thread on 2-cubed chan where her boyfriend showed up and started mouthing off and pretending he had CIA connections after she was doxxed

top jej

are your torrenting or something

>gas

FOY

Nope
My ISP doesn't throttle either

si, /brit/ es el hogar de los piratas

no eres bienvenido. salir.

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idk then desu
give them a ring and see if they'll do anything about it

I live near La Fourche/Place de Clichy but on the XVIII side, honestly It's perfectly fine, it gets a bit shit on the east of Montmartre though. But once you go west of Montmartre no problem

the endz

No but I am the guy who would post the videos themselves way way back (like 2 years ago). I know the webms exist, I've seen them too.

Someone must have a copy of the .mp4. This chinese torrent I have downloaded is going nowhere fast (0 seeds).

why are women so pathetic

there's a great ritsu thread on Sup Forums right now lads

Ah yes, here is an example of the Left demonising the Working Class YET AGAIN

And the Left wonder why the Working Class are moving furtherer to the Right

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cor BLIMEY

Your mum's pathetic

There's no point getting internet about 10mbps

yeah it wasn't a great area, had a good cheap hostel tho

do you happen to have kept the source file?

>tfw project manager is old, completely out of touch with new technology, useless and no one likes them

hope i don't end up like that haha

link to the original video please

>But once you go west of Montmartre no problem
oh ok fair enough. I'll be honest, I still don't know my arroundissments :^)
I'm very disorrientated in Paris even though I know my town like my pocket
Is it noisy up there?

yeah anyway it's clear you just stayed there for sleeping anyway and spent the whole day in Paris so whatever

gets the engine ticking

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no :(

wait, why are the women waiting? I'm sure some can at least get over

Hit a nerve have I

which board?

Rate the din dins lads x

ARGGGHGHGHGHGHHGHGHHHHHHHH RRRRREEEEEE

Might need to head over to cripplechan. Someone there will have kept it.

Next time you come, go to Saint-Maur des-Fossés or some city in the Yvelines department
These two are nice places coz richer than other suburbs around Paris
What you must absolutely avoid is the north east area

yeah exactly. 24 beds in the room and it was completely full. what an experience kek

No it's very calm, maybe a bit too calm. Even on the Avenue de St-Ouen and Avenue de Clichy there's nothing happening. But there's some cool places around, I think that area got 2 kebabs that rank very high in Paris and there's a few good cafés too. and the metro line 13 and 2 is very good for moving around

Total fucking scum, only pick fights when they outnumber you, fair play to her for fighting back, wish she knocked the cowardly faggot out.

she needs to get hit

asmr of course. I don't know if it's still up (a lot of the threads were purged recently) but it should be since the Gibi thread was really big if I remember right.

93 ZONE DE NON DROIT

I hit your mum m80

don't plan to ever return to paris 2bh. went up the eiffel tower, saw the sights, did it all. don't like france much just felt like as a european i should see paris once. i think it was enough

>microwave rice with ketchup
it would be fine without the ketchup and be gainer fuel

/r/unitedkingdom is a pleasure to read at the moment

>good cafés too
no shit?? I never see those

why is she not using her large mansion to house refugees to come over here?

it's sriracha

blatantly sriracha lad

I started my first real job last Monday, this 9 to 5 craic is soul destroying, this can't be the rest of life can it?

I feel like I'm wasting my life

just calculated the vickers number of brexit lads

it's unlike anything i've ever seen before

completely off the charts

gonna go read a bit off butthurt
annoys me how delusional they are though

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