My name is Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. How can I help you?

My name is Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. How can I help you?

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Hi I'm looking for a perticular game for my arcade opening up in Vegas.

Do you guys have Battletoads?

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Yes, in fact we do have battletoads.

I'll sell you Battletoads for a low five bucks.

How much h for my cst?

What's one thing you've learned after 21 years?

Yes, im looking for an at-home vasectomy kit

Yeah I'm lookin for a guy named Big Hoss, you heard of him? ?

Well, I think we have them in stock. We do have a vasectomy kit, you won't have to worry about those nasty kids anymore. I'll sell it to you for a high eight bucks.

You never know what's going to walk through those doors.

I can't see it. I swear to god if this is Chum Lee then I'm going to tell the police where you hid that coke.

You guys have any antique knives?

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Yeah, we got some knives, do you have the green?

How can I rent the Old Man? Need him for two days. Strippers involved.

Can I have change for a dollar?

Ya know what? Fuck this thread. Nothing interesting is happening. Take the money from the register I don't care. I don't want your shit.

Let me just call a buddy of mine who's an expert on dollars.

I got this cool meme. How much for it?

Chumlee?! Didn't I tell you not to get involved with this!? I don't care if you're switching jobs, or prison. If you take over this pawn shop then your ass is going on the streets.

How much for this collector's edition back pack?

By emptying the register.

How much for this Trix out ride?

Rick, let's see some items from the back room that you're not legally allowed to sell.

Do you know who's going to walk through those doors?

Lold

Found the pedofag

Hey look guys, I'm just trying to get like 75 cents. Or I could just take it back home and let the kids play with it. So do we have a deal?

I can give you like 70 cents if it were in crisp condition. But in that shape 55 cents is the best I can do.

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Gold, this is why i come to b, thank you user

Hmm, ya know what, I was looking to get a little more but hey we're in Vegas. I'll take the 55 cents and invest it in the penny slots.

Hi! I just came by to tell you niggerfaggots how much y'all are a bunch of boy butts

Also, do you have Battletoads for PsTriple?

kek

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