This kid walks up to you in the mens bathroom and says, "Hey kid, give me your wallet"

This kid walks up to you in the mens bathroom and says, "Hey kid, give me your wallet".

What you gonna do Sup Forums?

fuck you jesus

not give him my wallet

>ask to see his greencard

Remind him that Trump is going to be president.

Laugh at him and ask him when his next stand up show is.

Give him my wallet. It's a hate crime in the US to deny him his cultural expression

Bend him over and hatefuck him to death

Reach into my pocket, say, "Okay, here you go", pull out my P238 and shoot him full of holes.

USA
USA
USA

suck his dick, obviously

Tell him to fuck off or give me his phone and necklace

Explain to him why death magnetic was the worst album.

Knock him the fuck out

Kid looks edgy, I'd say "No" and stare at him.

If I'm in the bathroom, I assume I'm taking a piss. So I would turn around mid-stream and start pissing on his shoes.

Based on him looking to be like 5'2 on stature I would probably tell him to fucking get back to school

Tell Travolta to fuck off

Enquire about his ability to fight while holding a phone.

Tell him Metallica sucks and that he should listen to real bands like Megadeth. Then steal his wallet cause his is on a chain.

Ask how much for a handy

Laugh at him. Like I do with every other manlet metalhead.

Holy shit i think he was with me in the same room at the bootcamp at the army...

>rape him like I would any dude in the men's room
>being this new
thank God summer is almost over

Stab him