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If you went to prison and put on death penalty, what is your final meal request?

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I shall feast on the flesh of my enemies.

>inb4 some shitty unlimited fries joke
You're not clever.

Ramen Sundae.

Dick

Pussy

Kek

why would anyone say that you att fss

a apple

22 cheeseburgers with bacon.
1 for each of my victims.

Unlimited ass

cold pizza

zunsoata

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I would want to eat a male ass. Husky, but not fat, not full on hairy but normal body hair is ok. Would obviously jack off while doing it.

pussy

Dog with a side of horse dick, oh and Pepsi

Nigger

same as that one dude that ordered weeks worth of food and then refused to eat one bit of it.

This.

it will keep the doctors away so i wont get injected with die and i will escape to play street fighter 5 and teabag as ryu because i am so skillful

Something that'd kill me. A whole shitload of bad food or something. They'd hate losing the satisfaction of executing me themselves.

Tacos obviously, a lot of them

I agree, but with a carton of Fight Milk.

a key so i can walk out the prisons after i unlock the door

100 mozzarella dippers

Double quarter pounder, large fries, 10 piece mcnuggets, and a filet-o-fish. With tons of Mcds ketchup and honey (separate) to dip my nuggets and fries in. A large Hi-C orange with lite ice to drink. There Ya go

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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graboid meat

Speak american you terrorist!

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Exquisite taste sir

This

A rare mushroom that only grows in Peru

Blowfish. Lots and lots of blowfish

pretty sure that's a degloved cows foot

Why even bother eating?
But I'd ask to try that ridiculously overpriced vodka, just to see if I missed out.

Nice. You are if you know what you're looking for. Other wise just throw some oj in that bitch.

it's a horse, silly

Imagine running you're tongue up and down it and wrapping your lips on it and sucking on it reallto hard.

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Only 22?

Ech

my nigga

Ey yo CJ, Strap up. Grove Street nigga

one gallon of Blue Belle Birthday cake ice cream and a 12 pack of cherry coke.

Human flesh

>ifunny.com
Kill yourself.

Some borsh
Food of the gods

Fuck beat me do it

appetizer of beets salad
entree of green curry with chai tea
then a dish of red wine, probably the most expensive blend i'm allowed to ask for and a platter of cheese
then some chocolate cake and milk plus a reeses
finally a big dish of green tea icecream

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90 cheese burgers and enough cyanide to kill 17 men

Chili's all day everyday endless appetizers

The hearts of the twelve jury members that convicted me, slowly roasted and served with a nice chianti and fava beans.

I want one single grain of rice, when it is delivered to me, I refuse to eat it, claiming to be saving it for "later".

1 small jar of garlic stuffed olives
1 box of wheat thins
1 box of triscuits
1 pkg of sliced sharp cheddar cheese
1 block of cream cheese
1 block of brie
2 lbs red seedless grapes
1 cold fuji apple
1 asian pear
1 large lemon
1 medium lime
1 small jar of seedless blackberry jam
1 pound of cooked carne asada
8 small flour tortillas
2 cups of chopped cilantro
1/2 cup of chopped onions
2 cups of fresh guacamole
2 cups of grated mexican cheese blend
1 serving of refried beans
1 serving of mexican rice
1 slice of german chocolate cake
1 slice of new york cheesecake
1 Milky Way bar
1 Reece's Peanut Butter Cup
1/2 gallon of cold 2% milk
2 litres of Barq's root beer w/ice
12 bottles of Evian water

1 bottle of Pepto Bismol
1 lined 33-gallon trash can

This of course

wtf is borsh?

Unlimited fries

Mmmm, f-f-f-f-f

hey do u acutally poo after u die like what happens to the stuff in your stomach
do they just suck it out with a tube

ironfreehoof.com/hoof-anatomy.html

maritime village

More like ramen suicide

pizza,burger king wopper, mcdonalds breakfast burritos, and a chocolate milkshake and a big ass Dr Pepper

Go all out, and request a bowl of dicks

the world's rarest truffle. then, while they were looking for the world's rarest truffle i'd escape.

Russian soup
Idiot westerners added a "c" and a "t" for no reason
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borscht

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A party box of soft tacos from Taco Bell, two packets of fire sauce for each taco. That way when I die someone at some point will have to clean up a sea of shit that comes out of my asshole when I'm dead.

Taco bell and Chinese food. Not even gonna wear the diaper. Fuck'em

Yes, the gases inside your body push the urine and feces out of you. Many tales have been told about corpses belching and farting.

I'll take a T-bone steak, well done, topped with A1 thick and hearty and a side of raw French fries with extra salt.

another hive mind.

4 boxes of mike and Ike's, 2 liter bottle of mt dew (code red) 2 big macks, a large original cheesecake, 20 packs of gushers and 2 dozen original glazed crispy cream donughts

I can tell you, I never want to see another pot of borsch, as long as I live
Place the mines on the three weak spots on the submarine

Oh, and the undigested food remains in your stomach & intestines, then it is removed. But the feces in your bowels will release itself.

>doing such unspeakable things to a steak
You belong here...

>the trash can
I laughed, good job

Wait you can get autism from being left home a lot as a kid?! Wow I definitely have autism.

probably like beans, tacos and other shit that gives you diarea.. then they would have to clean it up..

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Gum
Check mate fuckers I don't die until I finish it = I live forever

A large bowl of gunpowder, a spoon, and some gasoline to wash it down. Let's just say they won't be able to fix that electric chair after they're done with me hahahahahhah

Isn't that basically what a 14 year old eats in a week anyway?

These are the finest jellybeans they could come up with? Fucking peasants.

petty nitpicking loser. get a life.

That was so corny but yet so hilarious

This

A big ol' steak and some ice cream.

Steak a poivre, steak au beurre d'ail, a chicken friand torte, mashed potatoes, and broccoli. Cheesecake for dessert, Villa M Rosè for the drink.

Who said I'm 14? You don't know 1 thing about me faggot

Sounding a little defensive there bud.

Either steak and eggs or chicken and waffles