Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
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I am here again, nyow
Claiming Felix
Hello again
>no life
>Juvia claimed
Cute bote.
Uhhh.... I should show you the pics i took of it.
Oh god, THAT movie. I'd try it. I'd fail, but it'd be hilarious.
These are far older than that, by all means.
>Just got off the phone with Dad
Holy shit, I LITERALLY HAVE THE DEVILS LUCK TO THE MAX!
>Red bikes engine seized, which normally locks up the back wheel and causes crashes
>Made it through that just fine
>Black bikes 3rd connecting rod gave out (bike is notorious for that happening) which normally shoots out of the bike casing, totaling the whole bike, locking up the engine, and crashing riders
>Made it through that just fine
>Broncos rear tire tread blows out, which normally causes loss of control of the vehicle
>This thing can over steer like crazy, so it'd be easy to have that happen
>I managed to make it through that just fine as well
>frenemy
How are you?
>doll
You should dude lol
>who said we were fighting for position of who's the smuggest?
>anything is possible.
Sleep will win. It always does....at least for me
I need to find more smug pictures
yo
Yes, one of my paintings. They are all about the same level of pronouncement.
Ive been doing alright, just very very busy these past few days, things will slow down soon enough though, how are you?
Still here
Not long at all actually! Yesterday he was at 21 and today he's at 50. They've been doing these instances in the game in preparation for the new expansion that give out THOUSANDS of experience, so I spent maybe a total of an hour and a half to gain 29 levels.
Oh nice. I'm cutting back my hours at work so I only work a few shifts a week. I don't go into work until Thursday.
Different shaping though, angle just throwing me off?
Do your paintings stem from memories as well?
QOTT: I have a boner
Yes, memories, feelings, memories of feelings. They are of a real place that you can visit and see and immerse yourself in.
They all have slightly different shapes to the brows and noses.
Cute idol
Too american
>Google it motherfucker :^)
DAB
A
B
Yeah, I'm still proud of that!
>topkek
Ama is always cute
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It always is, but yeah fuck it. We enjoy it right? All that matters my man.
Sweet. Yeah it's how I get to sleep usually, no real problems as I feel ok throughout the day.
The way they make him look on the cosmetic scale, and facial scale are very appalling.
Ayy, made the right choice then. Just found them recently, top-notch band. Let's see if we can do that again
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I'm telling you Dollface, no need for trying, you're gonna make it big in this town. I see you, I see success. Aside from listening to music till slumber, nah. It's funny, everyone has heard this before, just found them like a few weeks ago.
I'll check to see if I can run those sometime later on, thanks for the recommendation~
Hot damn man, just keeps getting better and better.
yes
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Nice thats basically what I did as well, being at school is 10 times better than at work
Pipe it up qt, whats good?
Claimed.
Going to mosey around for a bit
Tristana claimain
If this was a real girl she would be so fucking ugly lol how low are your standards? She doesn't even have a nose so at least she couldn't smell your unshowered obese self
Oh definitely. School is definitely my priority right now. I'm in my senior year so I want to finish strong lol. How's guitar coming along?
>what does pipe it up mean?
Best girl Akiko claimed
Hello? Is this Sup Forums?
Does certainly spark multiple feelings while looking at it.
The heads would make for good shelf pieces. Wall's been too blank as of lately.
>he never heard the migos song
>he's too busy watching faggy anime
Every girls face when
No, this is Patrick
The paintings have firm prices.
Welcome back.
No problem at all~
Don't hesitate to recommend me some games too!
You're good!
Calamity-masu'd
its all that matters
>still want to die though
How has your night been?
Sup Emi!
I'm not cute, but it's nice to see you finally admitting you are~
Luckily, on the beast, I just need to take it easy till the parts wear in a bit. But all it needs is a new connecting rod, and maybe a new crankshaft.
>Apparently, the whole clutch basket in that thing is virtually new
>Someone replaced it before I bought it
>Once this rod and crank are replaced, it'll be like a virtually new motor in it
Doll claimed.
I'm all eyes.
I know right? Nah, just spam eurobeat down the horses ears, it'll do the rest.
>You shouldn't be alive.jpg
It's almost like you're being reasonable.
>I never said fighting!
Oh my.
Eventually it will, but I just want this lil bit more.
Love this song.
I feel this could be a direct quote from something, Dollface fits so well in it. We can rule this city Mak man, or we can fight to the death.
Pretty good plan if you ask me. I've only found them recently too, have you listened to brother by them?
The Xenoblade ost's real good.
Heyo Mizore, how've you been?
Thank you for the welcome, Ruri. Hopefully the morning is treating you well too.
No reply? I see how it is
How much would you usually charge?
Oh shit thats fantastic to hear, get the hell out of there and start your life! Its coming okay, I havent played in a day due to work, trying to fit in as much as I can though, its a song kek and I made this for it
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Those trips tell me youre the best!
what are you up to?
I have a hard time resisting sleep. if I ever get insomnia I think i'd kill myselfw
>wake up next to Waifu
>so kawaaii
>roll out of bed onto piss bottles and shit jugs
>scream and whine for mommy to bring me chicken nuggets
>a tray with 15 Tyson nuggies and a blue Kool Aid Jammer appear through the doggy door
>release putrid wet feces into my adult diaper and watch anime
>claim my waifu on 4chsn
My day so far, how about my fellow /Waifu/ posters? Also, claimed
A small painting is 500 a larger painting is 1000, the largest sizes are 2000.
Saber claim
Karen? You're back now?
Pretty good myself. Cant wait for fall semester and helped a bro moved into an apartment
Jesus. I remember a kid in freshman year told me that it took him 5 years to be a level 83
Too texan*
>so spaghetti sauce?
LMAO dude saved!
Not a good practice though, fam
Tristy
We usually are here
>oh sorry!
how does that even happen?
No this is dog
>shinoa
Trips!
Bretty good, moving to another state. How's the sand? Still hot?
>Already did Patrick
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I mean, I'm sure with subliminal messaging and training since birth, I could produce the worlds first dedicated drift horse!
>I really shouldn't be, but somehow I am. I'ma chalk it up to my genki nature!
Allahu Snackbar Karen?
Not much, about to prepare to go to work. Off the next few days, gunna try and relax and play some WoW as well as getting the new tire on. You?
I dun fucked up
Those trips means nuffin!
Meh, same thing :^)
>Pretty much
Yeah dude, I'm ready to be done with school. It's been a long time coming lol. I figured it was some song reference but didn't know the song. I haven't played my guitar in a few days, been busy with work and I'm too exhausted when I get home.
They keep raising the level cap lol. I had a character boosted to 90, and getting from 90 to 100 was a pain because it was all questing and grinding.
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Pretty much this fam
Except I drink mountain dew not Kool Aid, if mommy mixes them up I have a seizure.
Hai hai! I have returned, how did the past month treat you?
dogger no
why
Less hot now that I'm back in Lebanon. Finally can post again. Saudi Arabia blocked nsfw boards.
How's the moped holding up? Job? Etc?
>muffled time bomb ticking can be heard in the distance
How you been?
Ayo Yuuki, how you been?
Enjoying WoW? Hyped for Legion?
>claimed
I wake up next to her every morning before tendie time, who wants to ERP?
Damn everyones going back to school, its gonna feel good to be back. Sounds sick, I was actually suppose to do the same thing yesterday but I had work
They mean EVERYTHING
EXACTLY the same reason I havent either, tomorrow im gonna start up again. Yeah its a stupid song but it gets me pretty hype actually kek
Claimed.
It's still 1:30 AM, but I appreciate the good intentions.
I hope you got some good rest.
Indeed, it has to be one of my favorites.
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had a power out
It's to prevent masturbation.
>They should just cut off everyone's hands tbh.
Never got the moped. I just walk to work. About to leave the job, have to move out of state.
Pretty good! Yeah man! Me and some friends have been leveling some characters and getting them ready for the expansion.
Lol yeah, I don't listen to a lot of hip hop but some of it hypes me up as well: Eminem, DMX, etc.
MUMMY MUMMY GIVE ME CHICKEN TENDIES FOR MY TUMMY
YUMMY YUMMY TENDIE POOPIE COMES OUT MY BUMMIE
I CLAIM MY WAIFU AND MAKE POO POO
>700607213
Damage control.
Going to bed. ill probably be on tomorrow
Goodnight everyone
Pretty okay. I'll with hand foot mouth disease right now.
>Get off classes for a week because of it
I guess it's not all bad
Hello, and a power outage? Your breakers went off or something?
>700607624
Damage control.
Apparently so. Heyo Karen.
If I'm focused I can put it off the entire night, but usually I love sleeping.
As it seems.
>No problem, smug offs work better anyway
(Missed this, sorry)
As you should, that's some serious lore dredging.
That she is, nice to see her look a bit different though.
RIP car.
Exactly, take it to the Olympics, sure it'll raise some eyebrows.
>Maybe that's it.
That's good too. Reminds me a little bit of this.
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no was something else. either way its sorted now. how goes it?
>virginity confirmed
Stop feeding him he will go away
Is this the real deal?
>Trips confirm
Well to start off, ever played any of the Mass Effects? One of my favorite series
>Also found this.
>still want to die though
Same tbh. Pretty good so far, sleep well man.
Alright a little cushioning to the blow, not as bad. Thinking about the cost of this, but that seems like it'll be a bit later on.
You wish it were. Was going for some cliched 1950's Hollywood type dialogue, Dollface just fits heh. You're a good business partner Doll, can't strike you down. Don't think I have, gonna have to give it a shot.
I know, gets me by though. When the days off come I'll catch up.
>700607944
Damage control.
hey Tomoko, guess what?
Recently watched the new episode of Re:Zero and DB Super. Both were good, somethings unexpected and somethings funny. You?
Hey Smugster.
I got to talk with Lily not too long ago. They're taking a gap year from college
What's tomorrow going to be like for you?
You weren't lying. Get a warm feeling from them.
Probably hang it above the shelf or something.
He's so mad he won't directly reply
Hey Mercy
Claimed.
Little do they know they didn't block the german websites
the jacking cannot be stopping
You moving out of state for something good or better?
Sounds gnarly, what classes are you rolling? I got an account in Eu now since the US ping is just garbage.
Heyo Doll guy, I heard nothing but good stuff about you, how's it hanging? I don't remember talking to you before though.
The one and only if you pretend the brazillian Karen wasn't posting before me.
How's it hanging Maki? All good?
And how did I do that~?
Ayyy, been a while mang. I've been... more or less alright. See for further details on how my last month and a half has been.
How about you?
Night Emi, sleep well.
Like I said, a shell on wheels!
I'LL DRIFT THEM ALL INTO THE VOID WITH ME!
>In which case, it's a good thing I'm still smiling after all that!
>Cost
All free, parts taken from the salvage yard at a 5 finger discount. Might pay the guy doing the work some since this is the second time he's fixing this thing.
The smallest painting is 20"x30" the largest size is 5'x7'.
Where is the bad cat owner at?
I'm freezing again
I'm going with a fury warrior, and I'm just leveling a frost mage for fun
something about liking tracer
still havent watched like the last 3 of re zero. havent seen any db super. just a normal day really. played a little world of warships with new german ship line
I love Eminem. loved his sense I was a kid, its like one of the only things my dad showed me that I really enjoyed
>700608247#(You)
Damage control.
Thanks
I saw
But texas is cooler
>them Italians and their tomatoes
Fucking bet. Im guessing now it doesn't take long to level up as it used to
Because poopoo peepee pepe
Mmhmm. All of the grade schools will be the catwalk for the kids coming back to school with new outfitd to show off to friends. That's understandable
Im taking it as a compliment
>itll get weird though
Yay! Cause you gotta fix it fam. August is coming at an end
A gap year? Idk on that
Ayy lmao
Ayy bb im finally back
Nope!
Right right?
I deserved that win~
This is why I love different outfits!
I played them all!
I loved it~
>wew
N-nuffin!
Nope :^)
Yeah, place I'm at isn't working out. Have to move in with my mom for a bit until I can find a one room apartment. She's in another state though, that plus reserve duties.
>fucking hassel.
Should be way better though. Cheaper housing, better jobs.
A lovely picture.
I don't think we've talked before. Pleased to meet you.
>April Showers
Hm, that has been on my playlist for some time now. Good taste.
>youtube.com
Cutest demigodess.
Kirino really likes that song.
I had to discover my music taste on my own really (except rush, my dad showed me them). I never got to listen to much outside of what my parents listened to
It still takes a long time, but it's not as bad as it used to be
Hello! Remember to vote for me!
Oh thank god i not in high school, first day of school was always "biggest douche awards"
Do you know where you are girl?
My mom listens to like nothing, my dad was that white dad trying to be hard with rap, he fucking loved it and he loaded my first I pod with like 50 Eminem songs so thats all I listened to for months kek
Is my propane supposed to be black?
Newest episode of Re:Zero
>thoughts?
You should watch both if you have some spare time.
Dio best vampire husbando
Rush is dope. I like 2112
They'll be back in the threads soon so that's a good thing
Vote for this heathens execution?
((YES) NO )
>inferior bote detected
Holy shit fam, how are you alive right now? Did this all happen within this month? No injuries? At all?
Fury warriors are pretty beast, I always preferred arms though honestly, you gonna pvp or raid?
That sounds on point dude, grats on getting your situation better.
My connecting flight was shit, I had a fucking kid behind me that slammed his tray into my chair every time i was about to fall asleep.
His mom was completely ignoring it too.
You gonna find an apartment in your mom's state?
>April Showers
Love proleter, great artist.
You staying up for sunshine?