>be me
>be super suicidal
>be 10 minutes ago
>call suicide hotline cause why not?
>call
>get some weird old lady named Lyric
>wtf.png
>she asks me whats wrong
>tell her I have plan to kill myself and I'm really tempted to do so
>she asks me what my plan is
>tell her I'm gonna stab myself behind my kneecaps
>shes in shock
>asks me why I want to do this
>i start crying cause i'm a pussy
>tell her I hear voices and that they're telling me to kill myself and my family
Yes I know I'm crazy
>thats when she stops giving me support
>right away starts telling me i'm possessed by the devil
>tell her I'm not religious
>she says that's how I let him into my body
>gives me a pray to say
>hang up right away
So Sup Forums thats the last time I'm ever going to try and get help for myself ((((((:
Be me
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But you have us
We could talk user how can I contact you?
Bad bait.. sage Goes in all fields
Just do what I do, imagine performing strangulation on young Sudanese children while furiously masturbating to Asians disemboweling each other. Does the trick.
>super suicidal
You sound like you deserve it.
do it and livestream, faggot.
ayy you got kik
thank you
just call again maybe you'll get some blazing hot young chick
to bad I,myself, am a girl
OP you are a fedora wearing virgin faggot fuck if you don't understand believing in God is part of being a good person and having relationships. No wonder you are suicidal, edgy faggot. That woman cared for you
WATCH THIS AND STOP BEING EDGY youtube.com
I have kik yes
Shinensaito add me
Ill take things that didnt happen for 500
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RAID
Welp, the pony picture tells us that you are depressed and probably liable to kill yourself and your family.
So don't do it please.
do us a favor and fucking do it next time
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I'm waiting my phone is quiet :^)
Just so you know, the cops will be rolling up to your door any minute now.
Enjoy your 500 dollar hospital bill.
You still have us, Sup Forumsro.
I was going to message you on kik but you got lame gay furry shit.
Hang yourself, bitch.
What the FUCK??? I am reporting this... This crossed the line into illegal. Shut this edgy shit down, OP needs help people.
Do you know where you are?
Well what you going to do about the devil in you?
What's wrong user?
You kill yourself too faggot
Newfag.
You should actually do us a favor and shoot yourself in the temple.
Too bad you are all 3 still virgins and have no idea what it is like to live, or have relationships, I pity you :)
>INTARNEST POLICE! MY FEEWINGS!
Call the fucking waaaambulance, you lily-livered faggot.
I'm gonna bathe in holy water I guess???
Yeah too bad I'm in a happy relationship and get laid all the time.
Stop being irrelevant, gook ass bitch.
You never told me what was wrong you god denying heathen
Sure you are. Pathetic little kid tries to be edgy on the internet, but you don't realize it will put you in prison some day. And one will miss you, fucking edgy wanker fedora fag.
Bullshit and please do kill yourself you brony faggot piece of shit.
I know this is bait but I actually have a similar story.
>about 8 months ago
>detoxing from a decade long alcohol addiction leads to me being a mess at work
>lady who works the dispatch at my site is super religious
>start feeling anxiety attack coming on, hasn't happened since childhood, probably happened just from the stress of detoxing
>calmly as possible make my way back to office
>dispatch lady sees me having anxiety attack
>proceeds to tell me I'm being attacked by demons and that she is an angel of the Lord sent to this site just to help me
>the more she tries to convince me of this the more I think she's a delusional idiot
>actually calms me down somewhat, because the situation just starts sounding more ridiculous the more she talks
>after the attack passes, she's still talking about religious crap and thinking that I calmed down because she said Jesus' name a few times
>gets mad when I don't believe her, threatens to tell boss she thought I was on drugs because I don't want to convert
>she changes her mind after she realizes she was on camera talking about being an angel of the Lord and would probably get called mentally unstable as well
">the more she tries to convince me of this the more I think she's a delusional idiot"
>tips fedora
You belong in a cringe thread
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I hear these voices that say things like "take that whole fucking bottle of pills" and "push your mom down the stairs" and other stuff and its been going on for weeks now and I'm just ready to die
I have no problem with people believing in god and all that. But thinking you're a fucking angel is delusional and you know it.
"delusional"
Sure, you fucking fedora cringe
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get out of here wit that gay shit
NOT THE TIME BUT SAVED TO THE REGRETTABLE DESIRES FOLDER.
>not believing in demons and angels makes you a euphoric fedora tipper.
You belong in a cringe thread
When you think about it, OPs probably dead right now.
>Welp, better time than none to jerk off.
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I'm still here. You guys made me smile and laugh. lol im really fucked up
Then nudes OP, it's the only way to pay us back for our time.
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this. for the whole site. i see this shit anytime anyone says anything about not being christian
Weather you are a suicidal girl or a neckbeard wizard vying for attention, somebody didn't pay enough attention to you as a child.
The fuck are you doing, nigga finna buss thanks to u
DO IT FAGGOT
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Enjoy.
THIS IS A LIE
I was raised in cps lololololololol
What do the voices say OP?
That kinda says it all. HEY EVERYBODY LOOK! THE SYSTEM TOTALLY WORKS!
They tell me that I should smother my little brother with his mattress, or take all the pills in my palm to be calm. I cant talk about this to anyone, not even my mom.
the voices tell me to kill myself and other people. they told me to cut myself and i did i normally listen to them (((((;
I know!!
You should probably listen to them you attention whore
If you are still alive then you are not "super suicidal".
God and the devil are not real.
You are more mentally stable than that chick, only difference is that you know you are unstable and she pretends she is stable.
Just do what ever you have to do dude.
No one here is going to care either way.
Clearly not fucking OP
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Wow
>I'm gonna stab myself behind my kneecaps
Yes this is genius OP
There are vial organs under you new caps
Please stop.
do i faggot
anhero for us
Why are you all still here? Fucking let the thread get pruned and call it a day. Fuck.
bye
So that means you're gonna kys right?
I've had friends like you complete attention whores who self harm and fake suicide attempts because they got raped by people they trusted
You almost definitely deserve it
post more pics first