Waifu Claiming Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Other urls found in this thread:
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
twitter.com
Claiming Felix
Claimed.
roll :o
Claiming then going to sleep. Night everyone!
Yep. Eventually I would just kill myself and let my friend solo the back lol
Fair enough.
still here
VOTE FOR MAVIS 2016!!!!
oh no
you know its me nigga
I didnt know best in waifu was a thing but fuck it
VOTE FOR ESDEATH
Glad you are taking thenecisarry steps to rid the world of the infidels. RETURN PALESTINE! ALLAHU AKBAR!
My month has been fine, thank you. Just finishing up a holiday, gonna be back home by tomorrow night, hopefully.
How was the Arabia of Saudis?
im sorry karen. I thought it said in Sup Forums it was season 3.
Fuck my life im just as disappointed except i believed for 3 days it was season 3
Cat!
Yep. Next year at Anime Expo! I'll take pics, I promise!
Learning is important!
How good it is?
He said he was, he wanted to restore it.
>Strong till the end of time!
He is. Really nice guy, as long as you're not a cunt and know it all to him.
>Hope that luck wins out in the end.
Mobile post attack!
>Can't get rid of me that easy cutie~
Best girl has been claimed!
(・ω・)
second* best :^)
!!!
Claimed.
*bestest girl :^)
Strawpoll!
strawpoll.me
Vote me!
(Or other and we can add more people.)
>best in waifu
no but you get my vote for most psychotic
A smile to protect.
Also, claimed faggots.
Well... you've got me there...
well i dont know your running platforms and why would anyone vote for another waifu?
Clammed.
Night night, Yuuki, sleep tight.
I shoulda known yo
That one was labelled "80" tho. Is it number 80 in your reaction pic folder?
Which holiday? Remind me where you're from again?
Saudi Arabia was pretty decent even though none of my friends were there, everyone was on vacation somewhere else. I just sat in my room and downloaded anime for the entire time kek, I got like 20 seasons to watch now.
Food was great though
Fucking hell man why do dreams have to die like this. Shino is gonna be in charge of a play for the movie though I think
What time does Yoko get on?
Also yo I didn't ask how's your month been yo?
Everything good?
Marking the date on the calendar I don't have with the pen I never bought.
Stay in school kids. Your job been fine?
That picture seems a little lewd.
Mai is not a poster, she's an idea.
You got my vote.
Is that character from Re:Zero?
Downloaded that cause a friend recommended it, is it good? Lot of people say it is.
Ohoho! Look who it is!
may i claim tomoko?
>And I was lucky enough to be noticed by you
You're too nice.
>I'd share music with you too but my data plan is limited
It's not a problem at all, Karen. You should focus on those wonderful people who are glad to see you here once again.
>not voting for me
im a god of waifu
what does a smile to protect mean?
yes
O fuck, yer back?!
I voted for you!
Damn, Mai. You're always here!
Ehh, no offense, haha.
Yes, yes, Yuuko is definately a best!
I would say that your waifu is best Pokemon, though~! (・ω・)
>This
Everyone's probably going to vote 'other', for their waifu.
Hey there, squid kid.
vote for me asshole I want to be god
I'm on holiday in north-ireland. I am from tubbercurry and just taking a holday before summer is all over. Normally I am in Sligo.
Glad you enjoyed yourself! What was your favorite meal you had on your trip?
Doll claimed.
Ruri
I know, I think I've saved at least over half of it.
Regretting it a bit, but I've enjoyed it. What time is it where you are?
Maki
>Just the right amount
It does doesn't it? That 50s charm works for me anyway.
It's a bit of a meme speech, hearing it always makes me giggle.
I'm the other way round personally, but I tend to listen to 1 so much until I get bored and switch back.
Thank you Amatsu, I will use it wisely.
Karen
UK, good ol blighty. Ah what kinda stuff?
It's my favourite out of the lot, love how fast it is. Understandable, they're not for everyone.
Noted Mr Trump :^)
>I'm not stupid, why would you lie on the internet silly? Of course they do.
I considered saving it if that tells you anything.
Ah that's the reason why then.
>Good, would hate to see it go.
perfection
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
W-Why thank you! :3
new yui poster?
Yo what up dude.
What up gardecute.
Hey doll
Yes, it's Rem from Re:Zero. Shes the majority's pick for best giro because she has the most airtime, and is the stereotypical 'ideal woman'
>Can cook
>Can clean
>Shy
>Has self confidence issues
>Believes in you no matter what happens
>Qt as fuck
I like Re:Zero, but a lot of people don't like it because the MC, Subaru, had a 7 episode long portion where he was an unlikable whiny bitch. Most gave up the anime before he became a badass.
I don't understand why anyone ISN'T voting for Mizore.
She's literally the coolest waifu, she has ice powers.
I'm voting for Mizore because she's better!
Karen? You're back!
>this
so do I grrrr I want to win somehting
Emilia from Re:Zero has ice powers, and shes a shit. 0 Athiests 1 Anime
Claimed bitchez
No problem~.
How long have you considered Gardevoir your waifu?
Nothing much at all. Watching interesting videos on Youtube.
What are you up to?
No one wants to vote for a girl that isn't their waifu. (・ω・)
hank hill a cute
a cute!!
Yeah well shino is the MC cuz she's the bomb. we no longer have a yoko she is laura now.
I missed u im so pumped your back.
Did u notice in this pic that shino is using a digital camera. She sucks at technology so i think this means shes growing up a little bit.
Haiyooo squid grill!
About to start my long and painful journey for a shiny suicine... god help me...
How u?
It's a close race boys, vote for Mavis!
It was quite the fun game, the new one coming out looks great as well. Not sure if Adam is there though.
>You really think so? :^)
I still do, although not as much now. Just recently, about 2 weeks ago I worked at a local festival. At first the online courses were the idea, but after some thought I went and gave into the idea of getting them done in reality. Sales Communication, Marketing Research, Basic Comp, Intro To Psych, and Algebra
Heh, shouldn't bite the hand that feeds you.
>Hopefully so.
>Good, that's as far as it gets.
Ah, well I have to keep that in mind then. Kek, the notable lines from movies and other media always prove to stand out. I get that, been jamming that for the longest, as well as a few other things.
You've got some top tier taste so far, Doll.
I see. I assume it's really late for you right now.
Only 2:40 for me, and I'll probably sleep soon enough.
Mavis.
Means we have to protect her smile by any means, user-sama.
The pants were always like that, and yeah I'd recommend it, the catch is that it's a mecha/harem.
>What time does Yoko get on?
You're looking right at him.
Hmmm I dont know precisely.... not quite sure, but it has been a long time.
if she cant protect herself then I dont like her
Miho claimed
What is sleep?
im gonna win something doesn't matter what it it is
Even if she can protect herself, doing everything in your power to protect her should still be top priority. Rem is a demon with powerful abilities. Doesn't stop me from wanting to protect her.
Not sure, sounds time consuming. Instead, you should be worshiping yours truly.
If by "win" you mean "I'm gonna worship Spiderman until my strength gives out." than I'm all for it! Go for it, slugger!
yuuko user is legit retarded
Adam will be here again. He's the main character again~
>My trips said so, didn't notice? :^)
Pretty much.
my mama can protect me and her im her precious princess
Sleep is a condition of body and mind such as that which typically recurs for several hours every night, in which the nervous system is relatively inactive, the eyes closed, the postural muscles relaxed, and consciousness practically suspended. :^)
I'm listening to 'Stan' by Eminem. After that I put the song 'Thank you' by Dido
>which is ironic
I was playing Monster Hunter Generations but I got tired of fighting Deadeye Yian Garuga.
Damn, good luck with that. Do you have a shiny charm at least? Or someway to increase chances?
Yo miho. Sleep: puts your brain into a rest state so that it can repair you for the next day.
How You doing?
c-c-c-claimed what is the point of life anons? no one will remember you in 60 years
If by "yuuko" you mean "Your amazing/all power friendly neighborhood Spiderman" and by "legit retarded" you mean "extremely attractive and successful" than you'd be correct!
Is it true Sup Forums got banned in your country?
>Forgot the whole rest of the reply
I'm a dumb.
Something the matter~?
Woo!
It's been fine enough I suppose. Had to call off on Wednesday because my leg hurt too much to really walk. But otherwise, all good. And I've found a few lewd but not lewd pics.
Oh my~ Maybe I should do a Shimakaze cosplay~
I forgot to ask my dad about that earlier, dammit.
Felix is a cute tbh
Sounds like a personal problem.
I don't know about you, but I'm a living legend. And this legend's never gonna die, unlike the rest of you. My amazing self will be around until time ends, and after that I'll entertain the void.
I'm making a rash decision to jump back in and steal Rem back, because it only seemed you had screen caps of the recent episode and went to download some more stuff
you guys cant let me have anything can you?
You're just an autistic piece of shit that needs to be put down like the dog he is
Felix? Is that forest back trash talk for Spiderman?
Because if (definitely) so. You're very much so correct! I am extremely fucking attractive and cute.
Hello. Things are still complete shit..... You?
You can have my Spidey knuckles upside your fucking jaw if you don't wanna appreciate my presence.
You can have my presence, that's pretty amazing!
pretty weird for a knight if you ask me
Nope, going hardcore Heart Gold shiny hunting. Gonna be soft reseting for a while...
Heyyyyy, why am I on that list? :^^)
I will, but I'll have to leave soon and attend to real life :(
I'm enjoying it very much for now though.
So when are you gonna finish Kinmoza fam :^)
Since I'll be watching k-on you gotta do me a solid too
It is I!
How'd the last month treat you, squid?
Tubbercurry?
I thought you were joking until I googled it, it's an actual thing kek.
Hmmm, my favourite meal would have to be a chicken curry dish my mother made with a side of white rice, it was really, really good. It's like sliced chicken and potatoes in a curry broth, then you kind grab some with a spoon and dump it on the rice and eat it off that plate.
If it wasn't that then it was the steak and sauteed veggies. Wonderful food.
How about you? Seeing some stuff in ireland?
I gotta get some papers sorted, some bank stuff cleared up and I gotta register for classes and placement exams. It's gonna be an annoying few days fam.
You work or study? I study business.
That does pretty nice. The stereotypical bit does annoy me though not gonna lie.
I like a girl that can pull a few punches, ya know? Break expectations and shit.
But good to know about Subaru, I'll try to power through it, I fucking hate protagonists that are either completely bitchy or invincible. Ever seen Aldnoah Zero? That shit was garbage.
Yes yes! How are you doing Hanako? Past month been good?
That's a good point, I didn't think about it like that.
Mizore has cute eyes though.
Untrue! It's perfectly fine to admit your waifu has faults and may not be the coolest.
As long as she's the best to you, that's fine.
>she is laura now
FUCK FUCK FUCK
We were so close dude
Life is hard, someday maybe. #squadgoals
They grow up so fast yo. Tell me about your month tho, I gotta leave soon. What's been happening?
Oho, nice to finally meet you then.
I'll definitely check it out then, it's on the list yo.
Complete shit? Impossible, I'm here and am giving you the time of day.
You should (and you certainly are) feel blessed.
and your a faggot
dont punch me
ok what's going on with your shirt? is that an egg? explain yourself.
Get to worshiping if you can't appreciate my hits!
So many replies! And they're all for me!?
Can't say I'm shocked, I am pretty charming.
...
no one voted for me I cant win anything
Ye, on phone atm. Rem is my waifu, though.
Hmm.
Playing any Pokemon currently? I was playing some FireRed on a emulator earlier.
Oh, I like rap. I listen to mostly Tyler the Creator and Earl Sweatshirt, though.
I saw gameplay of that awhile back, looks like fun!
>yuuko user
ayy, is that me?
My shirt? Why, this is a one piece outfit! It can deflect bullets (not that I need this feature, I'm immortal and invincible) AND (last but not least) it shows off my perfect bulge/body sculpt!
good tshirt design
Hey Esdeath, have you ever tried shoving a firecracker in a frogs mouth?
It's fun if you release it and watch it hop away until the fuse runs out and it explodes on the road.
...
If by "rem" you mean "friendly neighborhood Spiderman" and if by "waifu" you mean "lord and savior"
You'd be correct!
No.
Even thought I was always present the last several hundred threads. K, and also admitting to not having more Rem.
He would probably blow off his hand while trying to light the firecracker
Why thank you! Though, it's not a T shirt. It's a one piece suit as I stated before.
You must be so at awe by my presence that you must have misheard my powerful voice. That's fine, you're not perfect.
no but that sounds fun ill try it gotta find a frog first