ZERO (0) MEDALS

>ZERO (0) MEDALS

Nations who have medals while Germany is throwing put donuts:

>Kazakhstan
>Kosovo
>UZBEKISTAN
>Mongolia
>Best Korea
>Chinese Tapei
>Azerbaijan

their athletes are too busy with the refugee team

>Kosovo

Even non existent countries have more medals than Merkelland kek

>German athletes literally sleeping outside on benches because they gave up their beds to the ever growing refugee team

The best thing is that we got told for weeks that Timo Boll is going to wreck everybody in Table Tennis and today he lost against a literal /who/

>we get told
O ok lets see what sports get Germany hype

>table tennis

FUUUUCCCCKKKINNNNNNG KEK

table tennis is better than swimming you inbred paki cunt

>80 million people
>4th largest economy in the world
>not even close to winning a single medal in any sport

How does this happen?

The only thing that hypes us is football.

t t table tennis ist gut

LOL mate listen to yourself. The once proud athletic nation of Germany, whimpering about table tennis being better than a sport that is literally a life skill. I'm a bit embarrassed for you.

>table tennis
>better than swimming
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Georgia, which isn't even a country, it's a state. So US really has 14 medal right now.

Swimming really is gay tho tbqh and less enjoyable to watch or take part in than table tennis

Hitler is truly weeping in Heaven right now

When the fuck was Geoxit?

>Remember that one world cup we refballed our way to the win lads, yeah no other sport matters
>NO DONT MENTION THE EUROS YOU STUPID KEK, THEY DONT MATTER AT ALL REEEEEEEEEEE

What will happen if Team Refugee gets a medal before Germany?

ping pong isn't a sport. may as well put Dota in there while you're at it lmao.

2nd most popular sport in Germany is Monopoly, they fucking love it.

Timo Boll is out, m8. He lost against a Nigerian

wat

Wir schaffen das.

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>nigerian winning ping pong

I've heard it all now, thank you for the laughs Germoney

1861

It's better for all of us to never speak of that euro ever again my brit friend.

swimming is as entertaining as cycling.
But I am sure your athletic nation will beat >us in Russia two years from now in the only sport that matters, football!

that's not the Rio medal in the pic

Could do, Harry Kane will have fucked off free kicks by then.

1 World Cup gold is literally 100x better than any Olimpics gold

>Nigeria’s Aruna Quadri became the first African to reach the quarter-finals of the Olympic Games table tennis event on Monday after beating London 2012 bronze medalist Germany’s Timo Boll 4-2 in the fourth round of the men’s singles.

>The 28-year-old defeated the world number 13 in 16 minutes as he won his third game in Rio, to send Brazilian fans, who kept chanting ‘Nigeria’, into rapturous celebrations.

It's poetry, really. Shakespeare could not write this shit better.

>Putin pissing and whining because he keeps getting caught

The Olympics are about as popular as 5th division Indian soccer to us.

I literally have never heard of anyone that cared about this event.


Winter Games obviously is a different thing though.

Here's something nostalgic to cheer the Germans up, remind them of better times.

>even us

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Sure with your great pacey black wingers you will dominate world football

>w-w-w-we don't care

>we didn't care anyways
pls stop, Landsleute

we suck, this is absolutely embarassing
""medal""hopes"" choking everywhere and our media tries to not talk about it, it's pathetic

>A fucking dentist

we had a 4th place tho

>Nazi Germany dominating
It's like nationalism produces powerful nations or something. Why the fuck is there such a push for globalism?

Not saying that we wouldn't act the same way if any of your countries sucked, but why don't the western European countries stick together but rather try to shittalk each other as much as possible?

Winter Games are a eurocentric joke. On par with the commonwealth games in """""relevance"""""

kek germancucks btfo

Germany really is in a shambles at the moment. I thought the Olympics would bring you guys a bit of good cheer but no..you really are in the relegation battle of euro nations at the moment.

rowing starts tomorrow

It's just bantz you fucking pussy. Get back to practicing for the next one.

Fuck. Germany, you really may be lost.

Powerful Globe. Duh.
We could fuck up other planets if the need arose.

African nation were all colonies in those days. Now who wins the 1.5k, 3k, 5k, 10k and marathon?

Did they stop caring? Is this the next step in Olympics evolution?

First, countries stop wanting to host the Olympics, then countries stop wanting to participate altogether?

rowing isn't starting lol, hues built it in the worst place possible

>5k and 10k marathon

Britannia

>not having your own African and blowing all the others out

They're jealous of us superpowers stealing all their gold.

>2016
>not having a friendly quorn selling somali to win you medals

Literally what the fuck are you all doing?

The main problem is rampant doping in Olympics. It is well-known within the codes that USA, China and Russia (at least) all have state-sponsored doping programs complete with zero-day masking agents not detectable yet.

Olympic medals form international prestige and actually count toward diplomatic efforts and prestige, hence the effort. It is seen as humiliating to be beaten by a rival power. FSB, CIA and MSS all help athletes to dope.

Other nations then say, why bother?

>First, countries stop wanting to host the Olympics
What for? Every next olympics is becoming more and more expensive to host.
Let the big countries waste their tax payers money on such a useless thing.

It's already started...

>Powerful Globe
Only it's not, it's a shitty situation all around.

>India has one BILLION people
No medals.

>muh USA dopes
Kys my man

Poostreet isn't an Olympic sport

There's no cricket at the olympics

Lol really? Haven't most of your sprinters all got at least one doping failure??

who cares about olympic? the season has started in 2. and 3. Bundesliga

Because of nationalism. It's far easier to make an insular homogeneous group great than a shitshow like a planet, but if we all join hands and work together we can fuck up Martians for real.

see

Then ask yourself why you are the land of the three (gold) ?

Here you are posting about it, how easy is it to type with tears in your eyes?

>people

>bayernwinslol
When is there going to be competition again?

>he thinks we still have tears left after the amounts we have been disappointed by our own country

we all know germany will be top 5 in the end...

>that obsession

Never. Bayern is a club founded and run by Jews .

>Olympic games hosted by Nazi Germany
>implying it wasn't rigged as fuck

he said the 2. and 3. league started, buyern is in the 1.
so there is actually competition

Careful, Adolf.

that makes me feel a little sad

enjoy your minutes of schadenfreude until we bounce back

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O shit someones getting put in a tolerance camp tonight

Wasn't that rigged a black guy stole all the headlines lol

How lol

the fuck are you on about. It's a fact you can look up the club's history you yellow-teethed shitstain

top 5 of tokyo 2020?

who knows

>if we all join hands and work together we can fuck up Martians for real.
Yeah, I bet a bunch of dumb fucks that are worse off than a single Nazi Germany would be able to beat any group of aliens that are capable of FTL travel.

FUcking this, I'll never believe german sports media again. He barely won against the tallet russian yesterday who's even more of a literal who. Fucking hell.

omg the asspain

Mars niggers can't break orbit, let alone reach FTL.

whatever. at least we didn't lose to dentists in our most popular sport lol

If Germany doesn't win a gold medal I think they should be forced to leave the EU in our stead.

this 0 medal mad

>He thinks Germany wasn't the best team at the euros
kek

I don't even know what this means lol

means you should find a new coach to unleash raheems incredible talent lol.
How about Klinsmann?

that's because you're a stinking board tourist casual

We got a new coach, he doesn't use wingers he just parks the bus and hoofs it up the pitch. Enjoy trying to beat that with Ozil LOL

We haven't gotten to the canoeing events yet, and Germany owns that

From the looks of it they're moving to the middle east anyway

>this damage control itt
pathetic