Land of the THREE

>land of the THREE

JUST

>land of the three

BANTZ

We'll get 1 more gold to tie and Australian posters will disappear for the rest of the day again

>Australian posters will disappear for the rest of the day again
they'll switch over to their famous per capita technique then though

Hush now Amerisilvers, we operate on results not promises.

>land of the three

Keep producing the salt, fatties. After all your burgers and fries aren't going to salt themselves.

good one

pls no bully

>land of the three

I thought you operated on spousal abuse and shitty beer

i-i cant take this bullying anymore

i'm done with Sup Forums until i can hide in handegg threads

Got two more golds coming in basketball. So 5>4.

"Great" Brita1n

>muh total medal count

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>Land of the three

>7 medals

>not following with "home of the JUST"
are you tired kangaroo bro? Your bantz instinct is running on E

DELETE THIS

Gold or bust, circumcisedboy.

USA

USA

USA

Just wait cuckstralia

Sure with your great pacey black wingers you will dominate world football

First the worst
Second the best
Third the dirty donkey

Then America will go to the 'we don't fund our athletes lie'

>Boomerang posters will disappear once the Ameriswimmers bring home 5 more gold
Phelps has got your number senpais

The correct plural is senpaitachi

>land of the three

seriously where the fuck does China pick up all these medals? US gets a shiton from swimming and track which have a million individual events, but how does china even compete?

>Shitposts
>Vanishes
>Shitposts
>Vanishes

>Boomerang

I'm sorry, but did the USa already lose? Oh, that's right. The Olympics aren't even over yet. In fact, it's only day 3. Does not having the lead at day 3 count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the Olympics are still on? The USA is still playing right now and they have been the best team in the World for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst countries in the world who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a jungle shithole full of monsters. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The USA are one of the best fucking teams in the world, they won 103 medals in London last Olympics and would of won more if the swimmers didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the USA wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Australians just fell asleep due to the time difference. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-USA topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

W E W
E
W

THE ASSPAIN IS REAL

O! Say can you THREE

Copypasta much too big for me to read, I can barely remember this Chargers post as well.

Fucken lol

>he doesn't recognize obvious copy pasta

Australiuneducated.

China master race confirmed

Is there anything more embarrassing than Americans getting mad at being outranked by a country with a population smaller than Texas? Especially given not one Australian actually expects to maintain the lead. I've never witnessed a country more obsessed with saving face. Lighten up.

>taking the opinions of the ignorant and false flaggers seriously

C'mon you're better than this.

Can't handle the bantz

We'll get one for basketball and at least one or two in wrestling. Oh and Michael Phelps.

We just figured we'd let you feel superior for one day. It's okay, in the end you're still shit :)

ps can't wait for bball. You guys are gonna get BTFO

Oh man, I can feel the asspain from here.

>implying more gold won't be won and euro tears won't pour tonight

This is fun. How many weeks do we have of this?

>Australia
>Europe

That is a byproduct of getting fucked in the ass by moslems, sven.

Unfortunately not many. Our golds will dry up and we'll have nothing to bantz about.

>results
>none to speak of for a century of games.

We're winning overall.

>per capita
OH BOY HERE WE GO

Pretty much this.

Gymnastics and track will put America ahead like it always has (except in China). Barring massive burger spaghetti, the quality shitposting will only hold for another day or so.

You tell me m8

What's funny is that America has 15 times our population, China 75 times yet we still compete with them on an even level.

>yet we still compete with them on an even level.
for the first three days sure.

Shh, per capita doesn't matter though, apparently.

per capita don't matter because hypotheticals don't matter. who cares what would happen "if we had your population" because we don't. we are a glorious powerful nation with almost 400 million people. our population is one of our strengths

Australia is consistently in the top 5 despite only having 24 million people.

We consistently punch above our weight in sports and banter.

Did you see the monumental asspain we caused the Chinese?

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>Australia is consistently in the top 5

That not true bro, stop lying
Go watch London 2012 medal table or something you cunt

>PER CAPITA

>Did you see the monumental asspain we caused the Chinese?
Their fucking government was shitposting, it was hilarious.

Per capita has been debunked for two nights straight. You all are literally fucking idiots.

so what. we have 400 million and we win almost every olympic games. cry about it. you want to know what would happen if we had even populations? guess you'll have to breed 375 million more people to find out

>you have dog day

I wonder if there's an ancient Chinese remedy to cure my sides

you have like 100 million of non white though

good lord dude chill out and stop taking this so seriously

>says toothpaste flag

>be american
>drive to heart attack grill on my mobility scooter
>everything is free because i weigh over 350 lbs
>order a triple bypass burger (one bypass for each gold medal), some flatliner fries and a butterfat shake
>about to eat my meal when suddenly
>*BOOM* *BOOM* *CRASH*
>a nigger bursts through the doors and tries to rob the place
>tell him it's a gun free zone
>get shot

>seppos getting butthurt they have to compete with a country 15th their size

We're half the population size of California m8

>100 million of non white
The US is 60% white, meaning they actually have 160 million non whites. They have more spics and niggers than the total populations of the UK and France combined.

>400
>American statistics

It's 318 million

The US is 63% white and 63% of 318 is 200, so actually it's 118 million non-whites lmao

mad as fuck

lol calm down america

SHIEEEEEEEEET

>debunked for two nights straight

>order a triple bypass burger (one bypass for each gold medal)

Then we also have that many more whites than the UK and France combined.

They need to break down medals by gender. My theory is the US wins a lot of womens medals because Title IX means our colleges have to fund a bunch of obscure bullshit womens sports and give out a lot of scholarships to chicks for garbage like womens volleyball and womens fencing. Meanwhile our garbage mens sports like Wrestling etc. are ALL cut from college programs. So we get our shit pushed in worldwide in these.

>garbage like womens volleyball
>our garbage mens sports like Wrestling

>order a triple bypass burger (one bypass for each gold medal)
BANTZ

>be American
>Wake up
>Cardboard roof is gone due to slight breeze
>Walk outside to get in Hummer
>Man crashes into it with scooter
>"SUPPORT THE TROOPS"
>He turns and scoots away at full speed
>About to get in car
>Neighbor waddling around yelling
>"I HEARD SUMMA YALL SKIPPED CHURCH LAST SUNDAY"
>He continues yelling and squealing
>He pulls out a AR15 submachine gun and loads an assault clip
>Begins firing
>Speed away in Hummer using its off-road capabilities to navigate the potholes
>Leave work after 13 hour shift making planes for Israel
>Tip boss my overtime pay to thank him for not allowing me vacation time
>After work attend Pig Calling festival at the local Beats Audio™ Fine Arts Theater
>Drive home, stop for gas twice, tip the gas pump 20%
>Come home at midnight after a bite of arsenic-laden hormone chicken from KFC
>Bolice are swarming the area
>Go to house, police want to enter and search
>Tell them they need a warrant to enter house
>Suddenly SWAT Tank division comes and flattens my house
>"Not a house anymore search it boys!"
>Suddenly one of the SWAT officers shoots me
>Hear him yelling "DAYYYM NIGGA DAT FUNNY, HEEM SLEEPY"
>Call 1-800-OUCH to order an ambulance to come
>Wait 4 hours for ambulance to get here
>Call wife
>Can hear her fucking a nice big negro buck in the ghetto again, the claps of his big dick and glutes seismically slamming into her pussy
>Get turned on like always
>"H...hey honey I bet you found a nice big one, hope you're having fun, I wish I was there to watch... I'm going to heaven now like Joel Osteen promised, bye!"
>Ambulance arrives
>Medics ask for payment method
>Try to give them my McDonalds medical debit
>They tell me they only accept Burger King and Starbucks credit
>Die

STOP POSTING MY PICTURE ONLINE

well fucking obviously for a country with over 300 million people

jesus christ lmao

Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Sportsman wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime
3) What are you doing on Sup Forums anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.

>keine Medallien

Per capita argument debunked?

I have yet to see one realistic argument as to why this is the case. Population clearly matters, you have a bigger pool of athletes to draw from and a greater statistical likelihood that an athlete will be both sufficiently skilled and physically gifted to win a medal. It clearly matters and Australia punches above its weight.

>PER
>CAPITAL
>MEDALS

>PER
>CAPITA
>WHITES

This thread is getting the right kind of memey

Get your jokes in now, you've got about an hour until Ledecky wins another

I guess I will then. At some point American will gain traction and overtake Australian and the rest of the world.


HAHAHAHAHAH HOME OF BRONZE LAND OF THE SILVER

Reminder that she's probably doping

Australia is the natty goat

MY BODY IS READY

Has this counted our automatic 100% guaranteed gold in basketball yet?

No your not. Only golds count.

They also have a higher statistical likelihood of being a 400 pound diabetic.

get your yucks in now mouth breather