Waifu Claiming Thread

Waifu Claiming Thread

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>Worship Spiderman

Other urls found in this thread:

discord.gg/UCffg
youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Claimed.

Calamity-masu'd

mr steal yo girl here. i told you i would steal her from you faggot. better find someone else to post BIYATCH

I'd love to have lunch with one of my beautiful worshipers!

Night my little gardevoir dream little gardy dreams.

Talk to you tomorrow man.

still here

Is this a real thread or no

Claiming felix if so

Thank goodness, there's another spiderman.

And bugger the Lebanonese.

All hail Spiderman

Clammed

Im here to STEAL.

(Tsunato)
"Humanity never asked for this"
Hopefully it will be memed like crazy!
>You can be my EVA :^)

And worshiping me? Why of course you are, thank you for doing something that's required of you.

your buying shitbag

Why yes, lesser "cute" claimer. As I reign supreme as the cutest organism in this thread.

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Very nice! (・ω・)

Sorry, sorry.

Even then, what are the chances? I hope you have good luck, 'cause that could take awhile.

I remember getting two DS's, a copy of Soulsilver and Heartgold, and playing until I could trade with the starter Pokemon, and then trading it out for a Pokemon that I would play the whole game with. It was fun to have a level 100 Dragonite at the end of the game.

Oh my! Aren't I handsome. It's very nice to meet me, amazing and all powerful friendly neighborhood Spiderman.

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Game over shitheads

Re:Roll

claimed

I'm not...

Come Amatsu, just come to me~ I'll stroke your hair and hold you close~

Orange spotted.

Doll claimed.

Shino
>Not part of a lewd fest
Even if the Doll was, there's only like, 2 lewds that aren't autistic.

Garde
Glad I can count on ya :^)

Karen
Nah Uni here starts late September time. Think mines the 26th of Sept.
To an extent, but still try and pursue what you wanna do. What did you want to study?
Physics is my life man. Can't get enough of it, that and space in general.

Ruri
I may take you up on that suggestion. Don't mind that too much.
Will do, have a good one Ruri.

Makoto
I'm not saying I would or wouldn't, you'll have to guess.
That's pretty good for the state the cars in.

Hell Squid
Stayed up all night. Bad decision.

Maki
Just what I need, cheers Maki. Never played it, just thinking of Peter Dinklage saying 'That wizard came from the moon'
Powerful thing.

Mai
It doesn't, unfortunately. And they did block almost every single proxy and vpn that I could find, and the ones that weren't blocked needed premium or some shit.

Mugi
Yep yep fam, so are you watching it or what
It's gotta happen, we can watch it together.

Laura
Shame shame, I really wanted more kinmoza posters, oh well. Soon, maybe. Hopefully.
>please god
The movie I'm happy about though. Will be lookin forward to that.
Your month been alright yo?

Ika
Checkin trips yo, had fun with Makoto? Grats on the job dude that sounds baller, car still working great?
It was so uneventful, none of my friends were there so I was just sitting and playing games all day and downloadin anime all night, I got a lot of shit to watch and now that I'm back I can get more recommendations.
Food was wonderful though. Privacy was nice to finally have too. A few months living in Grandma's house was frustrating.

Maki
Shit my bad sorry kek
You have enough money to actually get into studying? I'm happy for you dude that sounds baller. Sales and marketing will take you far hopefully. Enjoying them so far?

Gardevoir
Yep yep, you gotta show me them once you get back.
Night night

Makoto
>lewd but not lewd
I would say that's definitely lewd.
Still a cute tho

Shino
The moe life is taxing my dude, enjoy your sleep we'll figure something out about the movie.

Ayo what'd I ever do to you?

>thumb_ok_emoji

Damn right.
I'm the sexiest.

new friends
i dont worship you but spidey is ok

claimed, but i broke her....

the real spider-man reporting for duty!!!

-mavis

I'm the richest individual on this planet. In both looks and wealth. I'd be happy to buy one of my followers some subsistence.

Nothing, really.
I'm just defensive of her.

Try as you might. Luck won't be on your side

Ouch

i dont know

I honestly am just so Spider damn attractive.

Re:Roll ep2

Why, don't I look beautiful and am absolutely charming!

Claimed

>wikihow_how_to_tie_a_noose

You smug bitcha

discord.gg/UCffg

Retry Re:Roll ep2 "Accidental Misclick"

mavis never loses

Nico Nico Needs help fixing her sleep schedule.

ROLL FOR LEEEEWDS FROM KAREN!

Thanks Spidey

Keep on making Jew York and Sup Forums safe for us all

I've gotten 69, and dubs. Gotta count for something.

Not when you're a beautiful Spiderman!

Gas these threads

MY EYES!!

dead meme

One off. And no, it don't count for shit.

out of my way virgins! big cock coming through.

-mavis

I shall! And you're welcome, lesser adorable creature!

Burn in hell, your life is worthless, heathen!

Oooh, gettin closer.

Unable to sleep. Oh well might as well lurk till eyes get heavy

died

It's kirino!

What's wrong with staying up late?

Oh yeah and my glasses were broken for 2 weeks so I was blind for a good time too. Makoto seems like he didn't have a good time. I tried to make it better by getting a bite to eat but then it got worse... I kind of feel bad still.
Nice, what kind of food do they got there?

>off by 1

Hmm, well I guess you wouldn't. Oh well, I would've done it had you said you would too.
Dad said the money from it would go into my bike and his other cars.

Like i said, it's a semi-lewd. Not lewd, but at the same time, lewd.

Stay up all night listening to Mongolian Throat Singing. It'll fix both your sleep schedule, and your soul!
youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo

Heavy? From the amazingly awesome weight of my looks? I'd be happy to oblige!

Claimed Risa

And you come down to nothing.

Will it make you put a shirt on?

Quit signing your post, numb skull.

Nothing but being a beautiful worshiper of your friendly neighborhood Spiderman (me)

Not letting this loser cuck me, Rem is mine.

Or perhaps a fan-made one piece costume of your friendly neighborhood Spiderman's attire?

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Claimed

>walking home in a thunderstorm

i want you to know who is shitting on you.

-mavis

Rem? You mean Spiderman!

Don't fight over me, boys. There's enough of me to go around!

Forgot pic

Wait, it's not an S3, but a movie? Guess I got a bit too hyped. My month's been great, I actually had a convention I attended back in July during the weekend of the 10-12th, and I got a couple of things while I was there. A Date A Live wall scroll and a Rewrite figure of Akane Senri to be exact.

Handsome devil spotted. Hello, me. You're looking as awesome as ever.

Is me.
What's been going on Ika?

Sorry Rory. I didn't see the reply.
How are you?

And you're welcomed by yours truly! Aren't I a sight for sore eyes? The only answer is "yes" of course.

>Dubs again
Also, does Spiderman not realize he's filtered? I turned off my filter to see Spidey tryna derail.

Get back to the rice fields.

- sagebeard

Dubs

>when you make plans to stay home all day but somehow nothing goes the way you want and you have to leave home at 8am, do a bunch of errands, meet some people, sign some things, go to the airport, and barely get home at 130am

This is why I hate people.

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Very nice repeating digits, me. Not as nice as my complexion though.

I want to lick your eye sockets

I mean, I've been here longer than you have. It's best you just leave.

welcome back. sounds busy.

Tomoka is one of the few girls I could stand.
Because I hate most women, they're sluts and whores.

I guess you're pretty cool, Spiderman

Use an umbrella.

Gotta go back to school. I can't really get on as much as I used to. And even less when I get a job. You?

Damn that sucks

Who let spooderman make thread?

well fuck my ass and call me susan! no i'm kidding don't do that.

-mavis

Ah, but of course you love me! Your friendly neighborhood Spiderman.

You're welcome for gracing you with my presence! This is where your pathetic excuse of a life improves!

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Fuck your seniority, I love her more.

>Implying
I came here in July. Beat that xd.

I mean so long as she's covered sure!

it begins.

Wonderful repeating digits, me! DAMN, I just look so handsome!

>C A T
C A T
C A T
Holy fuck that's a cute picture
I still have em saved, we can watch when I get back to dorms.
We can get mio and the other shits in on it too.

What're you talking about?
I'm Lebanese, who were you talking about?

I wanted to study philosophy but that's a no go pretty much anywhere kek
Psych is off the table over here too, impossible to get work.
Just settled for business because I don't really mind what I do for half the day if the other half is spent on threads, games and music.
I don't really share your zest, the math life is a hard one and I can barely do stuff related to that. Glad you're doing something you enjoy. You gonna do pure physics or specialize in something else?

The tiny Ika is so cute holy shit
Worse? Awkward? Rip.
Just the regular stuff along with some arab food that I didn't have too much of. I just had a lot of my mom's cooking. Fucking great dude. streak, roasto, chicken curry, egg omlette sandwiches, a bunch of shit, tasty food.

I don't know I guess I classify too many things as lewd
I consider Karen's skirt a lewd length tbh.

Unfortunately it isn't a S3. Sad.
Wall scroll? Sounds neat. I wouldn't put that kind of weeb stuff up for someone to see though tbh, you never know when normies might wander into your room and start judging you.

Yo, still alive? At least you're done now yeah? Got something to do or can you go to sleep?

>quints
o boy

A car went past me and splashed water everywhere

>wind's too strong
>I'm soaking wet

>checked