(Horrifyingly inferior to your lord and friendly neighborhood Spiderman) Waifu Claiming Thread
>Claim your inferior Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming inferior Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or Spiderman desires them)
>No anti-spiderman content
>Worship you're beautiful and friendly neighborhood Spiderman
Calamity-masu'd
Ika
Ah, break is always nice. Time to relax and focus on things you actually like. Like sleeping. So anything goes for the job then? Goodluck searching for one man. I just work at a local supermarket, nothing special.
Nah, just a flat, been a while since I've been for a ride, which isn't good, for my health atleast. BMX, by the way if you were going to ask.
Claimed.
Yee
I claim the tightest pussy here.
Claiming
Our lord is Skeletor.
Excellent choice, me!
What if I like Deadpool more?
Well of course you won't fall for it. Your balance is impeccable being both short, and flat as a board. :^)
But why won't the Ama break me~?
still here
You're clearly disabled!
-1 image
Best trap
Boi
Spiderman allows all of his worshipers to pertain to their tastes as long as they realize and understand that I'm infinitely superior in every way.
Yeee
Can't help it. If the body won't sleep, it won't sleep.
That would be so nice...
>mother just asked me to mow the yard tomorrow
At least it's tomorrow... or later today. what the fuck ever.
I LIKE HAVING SMALL BREASTS AND A WAIFU WITH SMALL BREASTS. SO SHUT UP.
That's all i wanted to hear love haha I'm also doing fine thanks for asking~ up to anything?
We dem boys
I just wanna headpat it, but not more than Rem
thats not that much. you are doing almost nothing now. if you think its tomorrow then its tomorrow
You called m'smugger?
Yuno
Hell yes.
As your gif says, I was poppin niggas all day for the past month, how about you? Everything been going good?
OG Karen
It was pretty decent, good food, good internet, games, anime and privacy. That's all I need in life!
Holy shit, in your yard? Are you alright? Were you in the house at the time?
Alright dude, just make sure to head to bed once you start feeling drowsy
Anything eventful happened with you in the month while I wasn't here?
o, I see
>short and flat as a board
savage
Ehm, I replied to you in the other thread, how're you doing?
(Karen)
It's right behind my bedroom door and above my desk, I doubt anyone would notice unless they actually enter my room. Hell, I'm not at home most of the time because of my job as a contractor. The only time I'm off are weekends, certain holidays, and a rare break in between the work orders I apply for.
...
Makoto pls
You're mocking my friend's waifu appearance while mine have the same attributes
What a kind and superior super-hero
That's nice to hear~
How did your day to the esthetician person go? From last time we spoke
I just finished downloading a game~ I'll try it out soon. What about you?
Yeah, but damn. She could have waited until tomorrow to ask. I mean, I'm gonna do it regardless, but fucking hell. Just a few hours before asking me to do something PLEASE.
Not really. I am going to start school here soon. And I moved out of the meth den.
How did you get around the ban if Tor is disabled?
Yup anything goes. But the job I might get is actually pretty good. The cooks here get about 25$ per hour. I hope to reach that level in a few years.
Yep you read my mind. That sucks you got a flat. I assume it's bad for your health because of the happiness you aren't getting right now?
Fuck me mobile in the ass.
Yeah he had scrapes on his knee and shoulder. Right ones. Then his bike had a giant scrape on the right side too. Other stuff happened but that's for to tell you. I'm ot him and I don't have his approval
danke
ok
Thank you for stating something horribly obvious!
Ye. Figured it was you.
youtu.be
Think I'm gonna go sleep now.
Night peeps
Ah shit, I hope you're plotting to assassinate Trump
I've been good (irl wise at least)
Well whoa there nigga slow down, lets have dinner first
better to know about it sooner i think. not going to change you doing it
You're very welcome for that top quality music that's all about yours truly.
Thought most should know it was me by pic AND filename. Asides the new guys of course
Iowa claimed
Whats up my dudes
You're just sprouting obscenities now.
Haha, you and about a million other people are up the same creek. Smooth move man.
>The only fitting role :^)
If by class you mean bed and by paying attention you mean doing jack shit then yes. Really appreciate that man, hoping the same goes for you as well. Make those desires come true.
Eey
I was in my house. On e of the trees fell right up against the house. I grabbed my dog and ran to the closet to take cover. The yard is trashed. The fence is gone and it's a huge mess. But I'm A-okay.
So you don't have such great internet where you live? I couldn't live without internet.
I. Guess.
Not much! Just being horribly amazing! Shame you can't be included in this description.
You can be a follower of my amazing and heroic deeds though! What an offer.
Howdy america
ok
Mugi eat my brownies, please.
I wanna headpat Felix more than I do Rem
Felix is best imo
>count the old guys on one hand
Most people dont know that story. Hell Ive forgotten it.
Kek. Lets speed it up. I was going too slow wasn't I?~
Hi, bae. I missed you.
Why so much yelling, Nico?
She started it!
Mocking? I'm doing no such thing. I said she had impeccable balance. It's a compliment.
Oh? So you're aiming to be a chef? Sounds pretty nice. $25 is pretty good, whats the minimum wage where you live? In Aus it's $17 dollars an hour
Only bad for my health was because I used to ride every single day pretty heavily, and now not doing it just feels off, and every day I feel a bit more guilty, and worried about my skills withering away, kek.
god I wish that were me
It went really well! my hair loioks even more red than how it is naturally and I really really like it so I'm happy.
I'm just watching youtube at the moment :)
Then prove me wrong and stay up with me again.. useless tomato..
Because you can't just make fun about those things..
Skipping foreplay? Goodness boy do you like to live dangerously?
at least you have now right?
A thank you in German AND English?
Aren't you a kind and loyal worshiper to my awesome heroism!
>pic
Hey hey!
Ban? I was never banned.
I just moved to Saudi Arabia. NSFW boards are blocked there.
Now I'm back in Lebanon, where I study.
Ye? AC business still going strong?
Good night, whichever rem this is.
>And I moved out of the meth den.
Now THAT is some good news dude, where are you staying? Cut ties with your meth friend?
Contractor? What do you do?
Also yeah that sounds safe. Nice.
Bed is the best class, make sure to take notes. Sounds good though. I'm glad you got out of your previous situation.
Holy shit dude, I'm glad you're alright.
Is it gonna cost a lot to repair the house and yard?
ANd yeah it's not too good, I'm on my phone's 3G hotspot for now. I'll be headin back to grandma's house in tripoli soon and then to the dorms. Internet is an alright speed just very unstable.
>intense discomfort
Righto
And I'm ending it! Back to your rooms, both of you!
Also care to share on what Ika said here ?
Cant sleep homie
Fair point. Long story short, went to beach, fat black kid tried to steal my food, before leaving, he gave me the soda as an apology gift
Yeah...
And to be honest it wasn't that bad, just really exhausted. And just thinking about mowing the yard tomorrow exhausts me even more.
Had no other options. Back in with the parents.
Dude the past month was hell
100 F for days, imagine how hot the attics were
Anytime
kek, Sean Murray disappointed me ;-;
I love that game, already have a decent ship
>Would you like to fill that role? :^)
tsk tsk
Red hair, uh
Must look really nice~
Sounds good!
>btw I'll schedule a meeting with the recruiter tomorrow, in case you're interested
Fixing it wont cost much, but it was around $900 to get the trees taken up. All that needs to be replaced now is a chain-link fence.
Hopefully it'll hold up for you. So you're still in Uni., right?
Amazing as always spidey and perhaps next time. I'd love to be a follower of your deeds spidey
Heyo Yuno. How's it going mang
Hey Spidey hope ya didn't miss me too much. Whats up
Heyo Karen! I haven't seen you in a while how've ya been?
Well, my loyal worshipers. I'm afraid I must go fight crime elsewhere. Though, my image will be permanently imprinted in all of your inferior brains due to how amazing I am, so no worries!
>discomfort
well you dont have to do anything right now. try to relax a little
I was confused because you said "Tor browser is there for me." and then said it didn't work.
I understand now.
Other than my retarded lawnmower fucking itself mid-mowing, I'm ight
Hows your day?
Miho claimed
Still cant sleep.
Not really aiming for anything but yeah chef is the best so far so I'm going for that. And shit, 17$ sounds like a bunch to us. Minimum wage in California is $10. Every other state is $8 I think. Which makes $25 bucks look even better.
Yep. That's where my welding skills are. I haven't welded in 3 years or so. I do miss welding. Twas fun.
Not as much as I like you~
Let's see what he says.
Trust me. I am trying so hard to relax that I am a physical example of an oxymoron.
No sleepy pills or anything around?
Easy tiger, Karen is here, I gotta be a good boi now
I've just been here, chillin' like a boss.
My lazy ass neighbors finally mowed their lawn.
me in background
That's a good one.
I dont like taking meds.
Did you have a beard and admin a page Royal Canterlot Voice?
Afraid of getting addicted?
I would say that's much, much better than the meth den.
What about that lease thing that was holding you back?
That must have been hell dude, sweating like fucking crazy yeah?
A hot day in saudi arabia is 50 degrees celsius though, which I guess would be 122 in farenheit
You never really feel it though because there are AC's everywhere
It's pretty hot here too, not as hot as there but something around 90 farenheit
witty filename
Bye bye spidey
Yeah, I must have written something wrong.
I appreciate it a lot dude, thanks.
>waiting intensifies
900 dollars is a lot...
You got that kind of money? Will it put a dent on your savings?
Yeah I'm still in Uni, starting second semester in major now. Hopefully no problems regarding my documents will come up but I have a feeling they will. Time will tell.
What do you work?
Also look I have a picture for you, enjoy!
maybe get a drink?
I cant swallow pills.
youtube.com
best game ever made
I had to come down numerous times or else I would have had a heat stroke
It's that bad
LOL dont thank me yet buddy, Rikka or Yuuki ain't here for me to misbehave
Bloody hell! Lol thanks.
I still live with my parents so they handled the bill tbh. I'm just a graduate student. School's my job.
So what's your major?
Claiming
I start college in about 5 hours
Not even remotely tired
ehhhhh.....
Yeah it's still around. But I dunno, we'll see what happens.
I would, but I don't have any money and nothing at the house to drink besides water, tea, and soda.
Thanks.
Fap 6 times
Don't drain your mana.
What you goin in for
that sounds like plenty to drink or do you not want those?
I can prove you wrong some other day.
Way ahead of ya man, got a whole chapters worth. It was rut, still not the greatest but no complaints, take it as it comes. Get everything situated though my man, you're doing a fine job.
Brutal man. Just go for a run through the 6. Get tired.
Sean Murray is Todd Howard but with a beard. Nice, things are working out.
>I have a whole bunch so what's one more :^)
Well looks like you gotta fix that shit my dude. Did it get jammed or something? Its been fine just alot of sleep.
Good to hear you're takin it easy. Was it botherin you that they didn't..?
So fap 5 times
I aint got time for that
U right
IT not really excited
:'( ok bby. You'll always be in my heart!
Have a beard. Nothing else.
I don't think he will answer. I feel like he's been mad at me ever since. I haven't really talked to him for that reason.
And why is that?
But Moooooom!
Whaaat?
I got 6 jobs. I don't get tired
What's wrong you don't like red hair? I was born with it..
Let me know how it goes.
You're gonna make me cry..
it's rude and i'm kinda sensitive about it..