Give us some funny yearbook quote ideas for college please

Give us some funny yearbook quote ideas for college please

I used to be a student.
Then I graduated.
That's it.

Hail Satan

I gave so much money to the jews

"OH MY GOD I JUST LOVE SUCKING COCKS"
- OP

Jews know Hitler did nothing wrong. I know Jews did everything wrong.

Dick in ass, smoke some grass

Something something free helicopter rides.

After graduation look me up. Tongue punching fart boxes $30/ half hour

I still have no idea what I'm doing.

You guys thought I was straight this whole time.

I can't wait to use my college experience to get a job at Burger King!

I still can't read

The only true way to be free of the patriarchy is to marginalize the majority and force them to become the new oppressed minority.

Hitler did like, three thing wrong. Tops.

Gas the Kikes. Race War Now.

Jet fuel, steel beams, you know the drill.

"Zoop zoop Zippidy"

The steel beam of oppression was dismantled by the jet of fuel we collectively burned.

Children are sexy.

"When I was 6 my dad touched my bunghole." - (your school's principal)

The penny is the modern symbol of financial oppression. The fact that such a small unit of currency exists should tell you enough about the state of the economy.

I need tp for my bunghole.

OR dean if in college I guess.

THESE PIPES, ARRREE CLEEEAAANN

I paid my tuition and got all the protein I need by sucking just 12 cocks a week.

My only dream is a world without Jews.

Wait so what now

Around sub par courses and low tier professors, the mind is wasted

I'm still gay

My abyss, your abyss, idk just gaze man

If any of you become president, I'm blackmailing you (you know why)