Toronto Blue Jays vs Tampa Bay Rays gamethread

Dickeys dicking

Pillar's thumb BTFO 15-day, Ceciliani in

>wild pitches and passed balls mean he has a good knuckler

Yeah too bad he can't convince the ump that they're strikes

>it's an r.a dicky episode

How bad will we lose today?

>34 pitches in the 1st

memed his way out of it somehow

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>Odorizzi starting

123 inning in 7 pitches

thank you based dtrav

wew lads

scoreless streak broken for odorizzi

HOME COOKIN

Apologise!

Holy shit

2ez

s-sorry

can I happy I'm wrong?

*be

fug me I'm not even drunk or high no excuses

>tfw no weed

Not even watching, the Rays are gonna rape them dry. If they somehow manage a win on 100 errors then they're gonna get raped tomorrow and Wednesday
>inb4 optimists

does this nigga upton brush his damn teeth lmfao

>upton gets a hit

wew

nigga making millions in the mlb can't buy a tooth brush n paste baka

I'm such a fat loser

thole
/THōl/
verb Scottish archaic
endure (something) without complaint or resistance; tolerate.

Is this Mupton J's first time on base as a Jay?

West jet is fucking gay

It's the only airline I fly

>Having airline loyalty
shiggy diggy

Best price every time

Nah I'm kidding, havent flown since 2008 I'm a neckbeard. Was just self-deprecating a bit suggesting that I'm a gaylord and fly only gay airlines.

It's okay
I'm eating an entire pizza and watching baseball alone

>yfw Dickey (and Thole) gets a 2 year extension, while EE and Bautista walk

they wont go into 2017 with 6 starters

Aw sweet, pizza!

Jays win can confirm

Liriano is an AAAA player at best now.

so is dickey

Quality service

I want Liriano to do well so badly. He used to be one of my favorite pitchers, especially when he was throwing fire for minnesota. I really think he can get it together too, he's been very good the last 3 seasons before this one

He's back with Martin which I think will help

reminder we will score 3 or 4 runs and lose this game because the offense is ded

For sure, this team isn't going to be a contender in 2 weeks tops I wish I could put money on it

travis is our best hitter

based manlet

ever

why is dominos so goat?

I prefer Pizza Hut

pizza nova is good if you dont care about money

square boys is good if you have a lot of people

pizza hut is good if you like greasy overpriced medium pizzas for 25 bucks

little ceasars is good if you like fast and deep dish

>get into 0-2 count
>take 2 strike approach
>spoil any iffy pitches and look to take a few pitches
>work back into a full count
>get a hit because you saw all his pitches and recognized one instead of being a giant fucking moron and swinging at literally anything

why is travis the only player that actually knows how to play fundamental baseball?

EDWIN HITTAN

WEW RIBBIES

don't live in ont famalam

>rasy catching

Reminder: This happened.

dominos is alright

reminder this is actually going to happen

Reminder: They are STILL mad about this

>doesn't knock him down

Reminder. This happened.

How upset will Texas be when >we sweep their asses in the ploffs? I expect some platinum mad. Odor has at least three fastballs in the ribs waiting for him too.

>implying texas makes the postseason

>he throws a knuckler so much he can't locate his fastball when it matters

>implying we will make the playoffs

laugh

>dickshit

bye

The Rogers Facebook representative already said the jays would

Why the fuck is Dickey so shit?

>dickey
>fastball

if by fastball you mean 75 mph home run derby pitch then yes

He's like 60

best half inning in jays history desu
also, >dickey

All these saltiness.

Kek. Finally A FUCKING LEAF I like.

minutely reminder

u made

rags

>rags fans are literally SO obsessed they come into Jays threads to shitpost

loving every laugh

>3 strikes in a row
>melvin upton
jesus, this guy is useless

>tfw born in florida
>all my teams are shit
JUST

padres fucking robbed us, cant believe they got an actual prospect for a guy thats going to get DFA'd

Fucking bj upton. Why get this guy?

he massively overachieved in a meme league and shapiro got tricked

and they plan on making him an every day guy next season?
fucking rogers looking for these bottom barrel deals

Upton Jr has been comically bad. Like, I don't think I've seen a guy endear himself to his fanbase and teammates any worse than this. He's struck out on three pitches more times then he's been on base. Also, why the fuck do we STILL start Dickey? Literally penciled in for a L almost every time he starts.

reminder travis is going to put up 4+ WAR this year despite missing 30% of the season and hitting like .150 for weeks

reminder he plays above average defense

>and they plan on making him an every day guy next season?

he strikes out 30% of the time and is hitting under .200 so he will get a 2 year extension just like smoak

wrong thread buddy

>Bautista invisible all season
>Dickey horrible as usual
>Stroman disappointing
>Smoak terrible
>Tulowitzki disappointing all year
>Saunders horrible since ASG
>Martin horrible offensively

Honestly the fact that we are even in contention for the post-season is pretty incredible. Starting pitching usually being above average and solid performances vs AL east has somehow saves us.

Smoak is a fine backup. He is what he is. Capable of 20 hr and solid defensively.

Bj Upton is cancer like his brother. Prima Donna with no patience at the plate. All the tools but no mind for the game. I prefer carrera

bautista, saunders, smoak, upton, barney are all hitting under .200 since the all star break and only 1 of them takes walks, what the fuck are we supposed to do with that? The fact we havent lost 10 in a row is amazing

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and they did nothing of note during the trade deadline, nothing that would get them close to a title.
they're shifting back to that "let's fill the seats with a slightly above .500 team"

Tulo has been fine. Saunders is coming back to earth. Batista is getting older bit still a factor in big games.

Stroman is a kid. He will be fine

Edwin, Donaldson, Travis, Sanchez, Happ and Estrada are carrying this team.

Jays gotta resign Edwin, let Bautista, Dickey, Thole and Saunders walk, use cap space to sign at least one big bat, preferrably left-handed and upgrade our bullpen or maybe add an ace.

liriano deal was a huge fleecejob and we got rid of chavez and storen and even got back a better reliever in benoit

>rays bringing in a guy with two different slang terrms for vagina as a last name
>he will btfo us

>Jays gotta resign Edwin
problem is boston will have no problem giving him 5 years or even 6 of 25 million AAV and you know rogers hates long term deals

its more likly we sign bautista to like a 60 million 3 year deal because hes played himself out of a contract this year

>fleecejob
only in that we got two top 10 prospects for literally nothing. thats useless for us, we need help right now not in 3+ years

I admit the AA/Beeston swan song moves last year should have won them a title.

but new management is playing safe for the future, not that it's a bad move but fuck. we need a championship in toronto

...

I think if they at least offer a competitive deal Edwin will take it. He seems to like Toronto and knows this is where he made his career.

>more likly we sign bautista to like a 60 million 3 year deal
oh nooouuuuu
www.cbssports.com/fantasy/baseball/news/blue-jays-jose-bautista-begins-hitting-off-tee/

2 top 15 prospects for hutch is fucking huge, mcguire is a defense first catcher so he can come up next season if necessary since we wont expect much of his bat

>1 run
>2 runs
>3 runs
>4 runs
>4 runs
>2 runs
>1 run
>4 runs

Where the fuck is the offense? We btfo the O's 9-1 and then we do this shit. Remember last year when we'd routinely score 8+ runs by the third?

I have little doubt that Shapiro and Ross shopped Dickey/Thole around and got no takers.

Martin's OBP is 370 for his last 30 games, his avg is 259 over the same period. He's fine offensively.

why doesnt dickey to the bp

any other Blue Jays fans just know we'll choke it the division away to the Orioles?

>Jays fan go to games in droves
>lead the AL in attendance
>Rogers make massive profit off the most financially successful year in decades
>increase payroll by only $1.3 million

Screencap this.

Oh, and I bet we won't even make the playoffs, either.