Waifu claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>It's late but that's okay
>Post fitting, nit over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Claimed.
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Claiming Felix
Claiming
Raven claimed
Claimed.
Unless they're an aggressive species they really don't do much.
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I'm running out of smug
Hitagi claim
Iowa claim
I'm out for now later all
go to sleep
dafuq is this shit?
>jenny claimed
Claimed
Im not familiar with behaviors but i believe you killed a pretty cool wolf spider
I only have rations on me. Sorry but no money
Git gud
Same
Okay
Round 2 lets go! Sleep time lol
Only thing I got going on in a time like this.
Kek, again another good point. I honestly think all of that was there, at some point but it was rushed. Kinda how like how Konmai rushed TPP. If that's not the case then wew, just shady dealings.
>Can't argue with that :^)
It's nothing special, 2 Phones is better.
Can't feel body, time to sleep. Have a nice night/morning/whatever people.
It's... work.
I'll just, uhh, go for a bit.
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Night maki. First time seeing this
>smug
Keelah selai
Can't be too careful, as much as I find spiders cool, i hardly know anything so I wouldn't be able to identify a venomous spider
farewell friend
Well shit..
Whenever I don't pass out I do it.
goodnight.
Heh well let's hope both of those things get fixed for the better haha!
Hmmph.. goodnight love.. talk to me asap tomorrow.
Guess I should get food. Fun talking to yall!
Isabelle claimed
If you live in the US you only really have 3 to worry about. MAYBE 4.
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I'm not the queen of smug, thats your job.
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Brown recluse
Black widow
And?
Wolfs are designed to hunt without webs, they generally are fast.
>wew
How could they possibly rush the game? They delayed it by 2 months, I believe
Boredom and boredom?
I know the first won't, almost all our coaches are gone and so are our best boxers
As for my laziness, I just have to kick myself into shape again
Cya
Some desktop OC if anyone's interested.
Second waifu
This is how you smug
Wolf spiders are bros
Thank you to all the lovelies for stopping by!
The hobo spider.
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we don't need a smug war here rory.
Ima put my penor in your ass hole
Yayoi GET
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Claiming Akeno Himejima after losing bet against doubles.
I know. Just giving examples.
Oh you wanna go?
i came
Hobo spider only in the very north western corner of us and its toxicity is not yet determined
I just wanna punch her in the face for not letting her brother get it in
Meanwhile we have to dodge these bad boys.
I don't know
Do I?
The fuck are those
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...your waifu is shit...
It's implied in the after story Chance Encounter, and in the Light Novel, but it wasn't confirmed.
More for me :^)
Still I wouldn't take my chances, Yellow sac spiders are also one of the ones to look out for.
The US really only has a few problematic spiders.
The bigger problem is rattlesnakes.
>and inner city monkeys
How are you today Rory?
I have no more smug to give you.
Atrax Robustus. Sydney Funnelwebs. They can bite through leather and nails. Death in as quick as 15 minutes.
I dunno. You tell me.
do lolicons count?
Ya.
Fluffy hair.
Shoo.
as long as 2d
>inner city monkeys
Top kek
And yeah fuck snakes man...
Why did you give your spiders Brawndo and steroids
But you need to tell me.
Im drinking again and about to have dinner.
Lolis are for hugg, not for fugg. But we dont really discriminate. Most of the loli claimers claim as daughterus without claiming waifus.
We didnt. Thats how they didn't evolve from their prehistoric ways.
>oldest known type of spiders
>ambush predators
YOU SAY SOMETHIN M8!???
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absolute shit
Thats a snek i said snakes
>Brawndo
Because it's what spiders crave.
What are you drinking?
I'm gonna have a glass of wine tomorrow with breakfast.
oh... carryy on
Only 3? No way
Then it probably was one
Well hello there
And yet still nothing in comparison to the grandaddy long leg
2d is best, 3d is pure cancer
there's a daddy long legs right next to me if that means anything.
what about Dot from Reboot
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You can pick him up/hold him if you want. They're really bros
Nope
Do
And take a time stamp pic
Iz correct. Daddy long legs vemom is too weak to do shit.
Your wiafu is worthy
But I dont know your mind.
Jack and coke. Keeping it cheap this week. I did buy a bottle of Kavalan Taiwanese whiskey and it was damn good.
They arent really dangerous though.
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Actually their vemom is quite deadly. It's the fact that their teeth are to small to even peirce skin
he's up fairly high though
my thoughts exactly.
That is a myth. Their poison can barely kill flies.
She isn't my waifu, in fact I had a nightmare where she laughed after killing my dog.
Sorry for the slow response, I'm watching something right now. Hello there! I finally renamed all of my Mami Pic and organized them. So I'm happy about that! How are you?
More like this
Like what?
Mythbusters debunked that one.
Due to the difference between the fang length and average human skin thickness, it is unlikely that a bite actually penetrated Savage's skin. If indeed Savage felt a bite, it would confirm that pholcids bites can penetrate human skin, but will deliver envenomation harmless to at least some humans. Additionally, recent research by Alan Van Dyke has shown that pholcid venom is relatively weak in its effects on insects.
>this is how Rory sees mine
definitely a yandere
Yus
ahh see I can't do mixed drinks.
Yeah man.
3-4 give or take.
that's a new image I haven't seen you use before, Shiro.
Just looked that episode up. You are correct
I'm alright
Trying to figure out if this is fake youtu.be
Well shit, trips confirm
Cant or wont? Any reason why?
>the most dangerous spider of all
Wow user! your penis is so tiny, How do you expect to please your waifu with that thing?
8/10
surely 8 is enough
Nico is a lying cunt.
Fuck off.
Smug edition
i bet she gives great blow/footjobs
I'd program her to enjoy it
I'm sorry, but who the fuck are you? Are you aware that literally whos don't have the right to open their fucking mouth? If you want any (You)s or attention, play a anime girl and shut the fuck up
You know she does with all that bondage shit
>jenny has to have a vibrating vagoo
I cant match that smug. Its perfect. Too perfect.
It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is my plan.
@700635497
>Claims he wont get any (you)s
>gives a you for free