Be me, 47 year old poorfag

>be me, 47 year old poorfag
>loser lives with parents
>Me, physically great shape, ex marine, body solid, handsome
>workout every day still, but basement dwelling faggot
>was with a hot girl who didn't care that I was poorfag for a long, long time
>broke up, asked if we could be friends
>she said no
>Months later I see her today with a young dude, looking happy
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>get home from work goto Facebook
> Hot chick I knew for years hits me up out of the blue
>Asks me if I have any beer and would I come over
> say yes
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>get there, she has her friend with her who is also hot and has big tits, they are drinking vodka and doing coke
Continue?

bump this so I can continue please

Cont

bump

Well? Let's hear the rest

It's gonna be some shit shill story against white people ending with cuck shit.

47 with parents, jesus. A whole new level of pathetic.

Bump, go on op

>blonde with big tits, instantly all over me as I walk into bedroom
>tells me she never kissed a black dude b4
>gets up close
>I grab her and kiss her firmly
>tell her "well now you have"
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>my friend now gets up and has to kiss me too
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>they settle back start doing lines'
>offer me some
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>big bed in the room they both lay back on it
> the big tit chick starts asking me about eating pussy
>start explaining to me about vaginas sometimes having a smell
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>tell them I am experienced with women and I already know this shit
>they are both wearing these short, shorts, the kind where if they spread their legs you can see pussy
>I'm down at the end of the bed, the big tit chick keeps spreading her legs, I can almost see whole pussy
>notice no panties on
>the other one starts doing the same.

Cont

gotta give me time to type this shit out annons, just got home and still drunk

He's ex-marine. Can you really blame him?
Could have debilitating PTSD, for all we know.
YOU'D BETTER FUCKING DELIVER, OP

And yea, I'm a black dude, been here forever, luking for the most part

>she starts to take her clothes off I dive straight down
>onto the floor everyone walk the dinosaur

Ha ha, ty annon. well, said

YOU DIDNT TELL US YOU WERE BLACK

MAJOR PLOT TWIST

No, all my best of friends have always been white. I am not BLM SHIT FAGGOTS

You want to turn this into some cuck faggot black shit then I am out.

Do I continue, or not?

Please continue, I am interested.

>ex marine
Wanna know how I know you're full of shit?

>they got this big bottle of cheap vodka
>bust out their phones, try to show me pics of these model guys
>I tell them I'm not a fag , so I don't want to see that shit
> the breasty blonde starts on this shit about guys dicks and how size dont matter
>the other one goes on about her ex having a huge dick
> the whole time I can just about see her pussy through her shorts
> my dick starts throbbing
>they can see my manliness coming to life
> I can tell they want it
>but women have to play games, so I go with it for awhile
>tell them its getting late, dont want to overstay my welcome
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Hows that? Gonna tell me that shit about once a Marine always a Marine?
Yea, I guess thats true

i am a Marine faggot, my last duty station was MWSS172 First marine Airwing, know where that is?

Go on

TRIPS COMMAND IT, OP
TELL US HOW YOU SCORED THE PUSSY TONIGHT

>blonde picks up the vodka bottle, takes a huge swig, smiles, hands it to me, I take a swig, hand it to my friend
>she keeps telling her friend how much of a good guy I am
>Blonde asks me for another kiss
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I didn't get trips for this little detail, pls more

>they start fucking with their phones, giggling and shit
>prolly looking at dick pics, I'm thinking
>they run out of coke
>Already thinking I'm not paying for that shit
>they start calling guys, asking them to dome over
> I start being loud, doing my best Samuel Jackson voice shit
>the guys they are talking to on the phone are obviously scared to come over
> because of what they hear from me
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>fucking shit works
>they are stuck with me
>win

CONTINUE GODDAMN IT

>big tit blonde asks me for another kiss
> I lean over ,kiss her, but not like b4
> I bite her lower lip and hear her moan a little bit
> I dont stop there, I slide my hand down to her thigh, start sliding my hand/fingers down to that pussy I saw
>Touch her inner thigh near her pussy
>she gives moan of acceptance
>friend is obviously wanting in on this
>she comes up behind me and literally finds my dick with her hand, grips her hand around the head of my dick
>clutches it firmly

no, he's a fucking nigger, he's waiting for muh preparations. read the post

>i'm hard as a fucking rock at this point
>end up somehow leaning back
> they pull my dick out of my pants
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>they are both looking at it, talking about how hard it is
>stroking it
>totally enamored with my dick
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Yea dude, i'm a black dude, not a "nigger" your argument is invalid.

>> I start being loud, doing my best Samuel Jackson voice shit
>>the guys they are talking to on the phone are obviously scared to come over
wtf.

Don't hate cause I'm more of a man than you are kiddo

Ok which one is 300 pounds and which one is 240?

So I guess it's a race thing now, too bad, too bad. Not every black guy is nig-nog you know

I think between the two, about 240?

Well what would you do in the situation with two horny chicks? Let the other guys come over and ruin your good time? Please tell me what I did was stupid.

I would say what i did wad pretty inventive and it worked, so..

Can confirm.

But whoever the fuck is writing this shit just finish already man. Im hard

Op I have to start work in like 20 min finish up already

Nah, I'm done racefags want to troll me because I am black, like that really matters. I'm talking about pussy here

Faggot

> My dick is throbbing hard at this point
> 2 girls
> 1 nigger
> run my hand up blondes leg
> start taking her panties off
> Get them off
> dinosaur

Dis guy, not me OP
Ленинград — Рыба / Leningrad — Fish

>tell her "well now you have"

Fucking lost it

Op here, really.
I'm out, I'm finishing my beer, then gona take a shower. Gotta wash all this girl sweat off me. thanks for hearing my story annons...

Blonde is a trap, op fucked it anyway

Op your thread is dying faggot

perhaps I will tell the story another time, i am exhausted..