How close are you, Sup Forums?

How close are you, Sup Forums?

13 years to go

Ha, what a noob, Only 12 years to go for me.

I never realized it until recently but in the movie he literally has no friends.

i'm 24 and i never even kissed a girl

I lost mine at 23. Haven't had sex in 2 years though (am 25)

Reminder that this guy choose to be a virgin and was not an incel like most of the people here

5 years

his co-workers become his friends once they realize why he's such a sperg

I ruined it by having sex at 18. To think this is the year I would have become a wizard...

11 years 4 months

12 more years.

22 desu

17 years.
farthest I've gotten is a kiss.

I lost it 10 years ago, haven't gotten pussy in 6 months,but that will probably my life when i'm 40.

sometimes i'll almost arrange something from backpage, but i just quickly fap to something from hh, xvids, or eh and i'll have saved myself two benjamins won't have risked anything.

>tfw no cool bros at work
>tfw no chill milf to inspire you

Lost mine at 20. It was a little late in the day I know, but it happened. Had a longterm (Ish, 4 years) after that and we fucked like rabbits and did all sorts of kinky shit. Despite only having had sex two people in my life I've provably had sex well over a thousand times. Feels good, man.

Can you hire escorts to pretend to be your girlfriend for a few hours?

32 yo, 8 years to go

Never even held hands let alone hugs or kisses.

Best part? I am 6.4 (2m), run daily, have a good job, an apartment and a country house, above average income, not rich, but enough money to do anything I would like (except excesses like going to space lel). I have friends and go out often, have no issues talking to girls, no problems with my sex drive either, I am what you would call the center of attention or soul of the company, great sense of humour as well.

All of my friends and family think I get pussy 24/7.

Just lol.

>mfw ALL of my male friends ask me for advice when they have trouble with their gfs/wives

But why, do you just not care?

I have no friends. I had tons in school and college but just got tired of being around them and never bothered to replace them. Honestly it doesn't bother me.

He's biding his so he may become a wizard. He's like Griffith.

you might be gay

14 years

I'm 23 so 17 more years to go.
Almost lost it to a fat chick 5 years ago but chickned out because I was a little beta fag who didn't want my parent to find out I had sex.

3 more years. Funny thing is everyone around me seems to care more than I do.

He tried several times but failed due to spaghetti dropping. After that he went to r9k and did nofap for about 2 decades. Then some Jew roastie with a daughter comes along who no one else would touch and he becomes another cuck.

Either his story is bullshit, exaggerated to hell and back, or he has something severely wrong with him (Micro penis or something). There's no way somebody like that didn't get laid by now, even by accident with some drunken one night stand. No fucking way.

same, 24 this year

is there any hope for us breh?

24. Because I'm a fucking idiot anxious wreck.
Girls have literally complemented the bulge in my pants, and given me their numbers.

I feel like just going on craigslist but I don't even know

approximately 20 years

No idea, senpai.

I could guess? I had a crush on some average looking girl in my teens and she rejected me twice. That kinda made me more rational and broke the pussy spell, if you will. I am not bitter and don;t hate women, I enjoy their company, but I guess that rejection broke something inside? Not sure, if that is a viable explanation.

>mfw I am good looking enough and confident while talking to get the occasional number even without asking
>mfw I throw them in garbage

Nah, fags are disgusting. I still fap and I'm attracted to females.

20 years

Lost mine at 18. I had no idea I was such a chad by Sup Forums standards

Lost it last year at 24. Still feel empty.

9 years to go
How???????
ok maybe this

fag

11 years if oral doesn't count

Sup Forums are all chads in in comparison to Sup Forums but it's not fair when it's literal autists

I lost my virginity at 21 (could have lost it at 13+ multiple times but that wouldve been awkward)

Haven't had sex since. Only miss the blowjobs to be honest. Fucking is hard work. I ain't about that manual labor senpai

Nice dubs

Don't ever speak to me or my dubs again.

are you me?

31, 6 figure income, 180k in the bank, management at fortune 200 company, multiple advanced degrees. I was fat, but I lost 90lbs and I'm no longer overweight.

>fucking is hard work
If you aren't getting reverse cowgirl, you aren't living

My friends all think I went to a hooker. Why didnt you use the sane tactic?

Check them

I lost my virginity at 17 so at this point I'd have to die and be reincarnated to pull this off.

What company fagit?

I was fat as well. I was 330lbs now 220 and like I said I run 5 to 10 miles daily.

Can the former fatness be linked to it somehow? It seems the common denominator.

It's because they all know that pussy is really fucking nice.

>tfw i lost my virginity at 14
>tfw i never had a chance at becoming a wizard

DUDE, I'm the same. I'm moderately handsome and get hit on by girls almost everytime I go to drinks with my buddies and yet, I have no sexual drive whatsoever, lol.

I thought fa/tv/irgins were just a meme
turns out it's very real

I lost mine when I was 20.

Haven't had sex, or any sexual contact with a girl, since like November though.

I'm 27.

Longest dry spell since I lost my virginity.

It feels like it's gonna stick.

Dicks too short. Kept coming out.
Her riding me normal got boring fast also.

Sadly I had sex with a nigress, sorry bros I lost.

>Reverse cowgirl

Meme position. If the girl leans too far forward your dick feels like it's gonna snap. Horrible position. Girl on top oormissionary (With her legs propped up by your arms) are easily the most comfortable and satisfying. Doggy is great but it's also hard work.

I honestly see no point in lying about it. Ive seen too many lives get fucked up by getting involved with other humans. Ill just pass on all of it.

wait til you get married

Does being abused by your dad count?

Or girl lying on her front and guy on top. Fun times for both as you bounce off ass and go deep.

8 more years.

Not really.

>he Dell for the marriage meme

you could always just fuck them

>29
>kissless virgin
>still living with parents
>no job
>just shitposting 24/7 on Sup Forums

living the dream fám

steve carrel was actually attractive to women and didnt have a hard time finding a girlfriend once he lightened up. I

>your dick feels like it's going to snap off
Yeah, that can happen sometimes. But it IS possible to get her aligned just right, and when that happens, the position is pure kino as you watch her ass bounce on your dick.

I'm sorry for your loss lad.

>How close are you, Sup Forums?
To the characters' situation?
Not even close at all.
I don't have any dumb fuck """friends""" who've never known what it's like to be alone, and i don't have a job at all so no qt older woman who's hot for me to fug or even people to interact with to become """friends""" in the first place

...

>Sup Forums are all chads in in comparison to Sup Forums

Sup Forums are WAY more normal. Sup Forums is more pedo weird losrs.

Fair enough I see your point.

I won't.

Breakup left me p destroyed and girls can smell the weakness.

No one wants me.

Not crying about it, just sayin

yeah, i still see myself as fat even though i've gone from xxl to m.

when people ask me about kids/family i just laugh and shake my head no.

21 years to got

Lost my virginity when I was 16. I feel superior to all the incels here.

saying shit like
>girls can sense the weakness
won't help, just put on a false bravado like us normal people

It's not like I say that out loud to women

I'm on Sup Forums

It's ok to admit these things

How did you lose that shit mate?

In my case I stopped over-eating in the general and cut out eating at night, went to the gym for several months to drop some of the fat until I was able to run ok-ish and then kept running the woods for many months. I yo-yo'd some of it back due to a leg injury, but lost it again and been good ever since.

Some of you will make it

Holy fuck, spot on.

>40 years old
>virgin

i refuse to believe that people like this exist

I'm 32.

>mfw tfw there are 13 year olds having sex and your almost 24

I can't live with this feels famm

Could have lost my virginity not too long ago. A fairly attractive someone made moves. We were in my bed together watching television and talking. She literally got on top of me. Happened on two different occasions. Only had to say I loved her. She seemed serious about it. But two problems: 1) she was only a friend to me and 2) she was dating someone.

grow up in poorish neighborhood
>get laid by 14 easy

1000 calories a day for several months plus daily workouts. sticking with it for more than a few weeks was the key

fag

>people whining that they are virgins thinking that sex changes anything

>tfw once you have sex it becomes even worse when you don't
>tfw biggest turn on at this point is remembering how it feels to have sex with someone you love
>tfw after losing your dream girl you lose any crave for sex or being in a relationship ever again

>Married at 24 after graduating from uni and thinking I have a bright future ahead of me
>Wife studied to be a doctor
>Can't get a job for 4 years after graduating. What work I do find, I can only hold down for a few months before downsizing or the like
>30 years old now and wife is a practicing doctor
>I sit at home all day depressed, just going to the gym and trying to maintain my aging body
>Literally have to have my phone next to me at all times incase I get a call about a job
>Spend 3 hours a day applying for work
>Every night my wife comes home from work saying how hectic her day was
>Every night when she asks if I had any success finding work, I have to see the look of disappointment in her face when I say "no..."
>Started lying to her about job opportunities and the like
>Every time she has a day off now, I pretend I'm busy, and tell her "I've got a job lined up, I have to goto the interview!" and dress up in a nice suit
>I just sit in my car and cry

I'd give my left arm to be a lowly employed 40 year old virgin. Fuck this economy and fuck my life.

obviously you don't say it irl, what I'm trying to say is this: If you're confident or putting on confidence women will think what you tell them to think

>Only had to say I loved her.

sounds like she was testing you if she gave you a requirement that specific.

lost it at 18, after realizing girls want sex just as much as guys and actually need it emotionally, it's really to get girls to sleep with you

Gonna have to agree with this fagget here,
pal that's breddy gay

Get a dishwashing job you scrub. I bet she'd respect you more than being a liar crying in his car.

how's high school? cut my life into pieces amirite?

6

a bunch of people ITT have implied this or stated it directly.

it's pretty intuitive, you just have to notice that people talk about sex in way that barely resembles their actual experience of it.

everyone wants to come off as confident and alpha so they exaggerate every morsel of an experience and simultaneously try to act like its no big deal. it's really transparent.

got laid at 21

>tfw she's now sick as fuck so no sex
>tfw she's also slightly batshit insane
>tfw 2 years on

things are good but dear lord jealousy issues out the ass and is sort of insane. But them D size tits and willingness to do anal.

sex is good though desu.

Your just a leech or extremely picky. Theres no fucking way you havent been able to get a job in 4 years.

I feel bad for your wife