Hey Sup Forums. Is there anyway to get a flesh light sent to my house without my family knowing...

Hey Sup Forums. Is there anyway to get a flesh light sent to my house without my family knowing. They always get the box from the courier, so they'll probably look at the label.
I need a way to get a package, but for it to say something like computerparts.com or some shit.
>inb4 send it to a friends house and pick it up. (i have no friends).

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email the seller and ask for discreet shipping, tell them to send package with computer parts as the label.
Just did this myself, worked perfectly

What if its like a large company?, like they might not give a fuck.
Also, what you buy?

Send it to a P.O. box at your local usps

You can get them off amazon, ebay, heaps of other online stores for the same price as the main website.
I got the jenna haze one.
I'm ausfag so it was expensive and took a while to get here but it was worth it

I dont have a P.O. Box
Thanks, im In NZ. Ill try it.

The day Sup Forums was actually helpful.

That's why you go to them and get one.....

>i have no friends
What a fucking surprise

>They think actually ship boxes with the word FLESHLIGHT on them.

Thats a good way to make sure nobody uses your business

There are heaps of aussie sex toy stores online that you could have got it from in under a week. And they only cost like $110 with postage, so I hope you didn't pay much more than that.

HAHAHAHA

Why don't you move out?

Because im fucking Poor, But rich enough to buy a Fleshlight

Just buy it in person no?

OP is to much of a vagina to do that.

They don't put anything on the box about it being a fleshlight you retard.

Please buy one. Don't ever come in a woman and risk passing on your genes.

>be me
>be 18
>staying with the parents for dat dere free rent during college
>get home one day
>dad standing there holding a box
>"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?"
>shoves the box into my chest
>See the dildo I ordered
>"It looks like thats the dildo I ordered from extreme restraints dot com."
>dad stumped doesn't know what to say
>"What the fuck did you order that shit for?"
>"Well dad, you see, just inside the anal cavity of men there's the prostate..."
>"Jesus shut up, why did you order it?"
>"...because it feels good?"
>rummage through the box
>"Where's the lube. I ordered lube too"
>he just looks at me
>Look around him, see it on the kitchen table
>grab it
>start walking up the stairs
>"I'm going to my room...I'm...well I'm going to take a nap"
>two minutes later and dad pulls out of the driveway.

Get one from bad dragon. Subtle packaging and you can get one like a dragon snatch.

did this. got a hazel (dog pussy shaped fleshlight) delivered to my parents place. having the package delivered was fine, no questions asked, but hiding it after took more care.

>Dog pussy shaped fleshlight

Only because op is literally retarded enough not to think of amazon.

wow.... you fucking degenerate. maybe if you took more care of yourself you wouldn't be hiding a fuckable dog pussy from your parents

Amazon has pick up lockers now. Maybe there's one in your area.

I can understand a dragon, but a fucking dog fleshlight?!?!

you're right, at that stage of my life i could've had an actual bitch if i had my shit together a little more.

>not getting a mare one

It's like you want to fail

OMG YOU ARE SO FUNNY LOL @ HIS LIFE LOL

...

Die füher ist da!

fuck off normie

had to kek
but you're still a fag tho

Sucks that you have an unhealthy relationship with your parents as most people do. My mother bought me one after she caught me jacking off. Told me not to talk about it and just keep it clean. I'm 19 now and I still have it. My mother is awesome.

OP Her, Lucky Cunt

Adamandeve.com ship in discreet boxes with no labels from their site.

Look for sites that do discreet shipping

Go to post office... request po box...pay 20 bucks a month tops...get flesh light...no longer need po box thanks.

>an actual bitch
>female dog
Kek

Omg someone screen cap this!

get a fucking girlfriend its easy
and if you need a flashlight to jack off then you are probably doing it too much

If you use your hands to jack off you're doing it wrong.

This thread made me want to buy one too.
Do I need to measure my dick or some shit?
kek

>Die
It's "Der Führer ist da" you stupid neger.

i use my hands
and i don't do it a lot so when i do it
it feels great

>I don't do it alot so it feels great.

Thats not how that works kid.

You ever try having sex after jerking it 300 plus times? Gets harder to cum

this
I just walked to an adult store and bought mine. The only reason to not do that is if you're a fag or you legit live in woop woop

>get a fucking girlfriend

Yeah, if you hate free time and money.

Cumming fast aint a good thing man.

Besides:
>Speed at which you cum =/= Intensity of the feeling.
I masturbate twice daily and still have the stamina to and balls to dump a load in my GF when required.

If you aren't able to preform because you masturbate often. Then something is wrong with your dick mate.

hi dude, i have buy 8 fleshlight in 2 year, of course i live in my parent's home and they never notice anything, if you are into japanese's thing use this site:
en-nls.com/

Only paypal, but discret package, fast delivery. My package was defind as "magasin" you have a lot of free option in order to obtain a discret delivery.

if you refrained from fapping for a week instead of beating your meat 3 times a day you would realise hes telling the truth

I did stop for a year. Nothing changed. It still felt amazing then. Still feels amazing now.

I don't know maybe I'm just a god amongst fuckbois.

They ship discreetly. It just looks like a brown box with a fake shipping company.

The box is discreet. It just says ILF on it.

OP Here,
Thanks user

>parents see IFL
>International Fucking League
>grounded for a week

please be bait

kek

this is not healthy...

Most online stores that sell sex stuff will ship in discreet packaging and most of them will boast this on their site because just about everyone wants this.

did she show u how to use it too

If youre in NZ then use youshop. Cheaper shipping and you choose the what the label says the package is