Waifu claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Placebo edition
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Claimed.
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Ui claimed.
Claiming Felix
my dreams are like his paintings but with movement and sound.
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Claim and off to bed
Damn, that's pretty unique and brutal
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Interesting, tell me more. I have very disturbing dreams usually once or twice a week. How often to you have these dreams and are they always at the same intensity?
Sauce
Good night.
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Pretty much every night.
Though I just used to not remember.
I've gotten incredibly good at memorizing my dreams because I've pretty much made a living out of painting what I see in my nightmares.
the intensity changes often.
Sometimes things are incredibly clear and i can make out every detail, every noise.
Every color and texture.
Sometimes I barely get anything.
Hitagi claim
Jade Harley
I mean Rory-sama claimed
so my internet is back up. turns out i left battle.net running so SCII and OW ate up my internet with patches 'n shit.
speaking of which.
>jenny claimed and out
Is petting Rory-sama a good idea?
Jesus christ it's already 0330
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Well we have made good progress this week, just remember change can be scary. Give me a call if you feel your medication isn't working, I have a lab set up for you in a few days. See you same time next week? Remember to keep up with your writings and bring them with you next time!
A little slow.
Just a bit, as it normally is around this time.
Depends on the color of her lips.
Purple = not if you have violent tendencies
Red = yes.
Tristana claimed
It's very laid back and peaceful. I enjoy this
Yeah, sometimes. How's the job tonight?
Just currently watch some toons.
Good morning waifu.
I just found a Rory daki pillowcase. Standard for beds.
No thanks.
>no thanks
link it so i can get it for myself.
Could be better. Rather down tonight.
Whatcha watchin?
Morning
Guten Morgen, what's your job about?
Claimed
Just google it you rancid swine
What got you down?
I'm just here on a stream watching South Park.
a cute
Morning my sweet bully
Telling homeless people to shoo. No lie, that's all it is. And even that rarely happens these days.
Just stuff from earlier. Nothing to really be down about, but all in all, with all that's going on, it got to me more than it normally would have.
I haven't watched that in years. Is it still good?
Morning Shizuru get.
Hey Homura, how big is your collection of your waifu?
That sounds like a chill job. The only offsets I can muster up are the hours and the loonies.
What's the job title?
Vambere a THICC
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Morning!
My sweet nigger
Oh, good it didn't affect you in a long term.
Actually never watched the latest episode, heard it was still good, just watching the old ones.
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Security Guard. I'ma essentially one of those glorified monitors.
Affect me in the long term?
Ah, well regardless, always a good laugh at the crude humor.
my oh my... very nice. love that organization.
hello there
time?
9/10 waifu
Like stay with you for more than just that time. Not so good at explaining or wording it.....
Very much enjoy the old ones, especially when I haven't watched it for long time and finally get the joke.
So I missed out on actually watching Summerslam. But Lesnar TKO'd Orton. Actually elbowed him 12times in the head while he wad in the ground. Brutal. I think Lesnars mad at UFC.
claimed
Sup vamps
How are you doing?
I knew it. I held back on guessing because I thought it was something specific to just shoo the street dwellers. You enjoy the job so far? Is the pay good or are you planning on switch?
Hello, where's your character from?
Hey there Mavis, doing well?
It will. Depression never leaves, it just gets easier to deal with. At least, that's what it seems like.
I can imagine all the jokes I missed out on as a kid. There was quite a few of them in MitM that I never got till I rewatched it.
As soon as I get to going to school, and I managed to land a job in the auto field, I'm ditching this place. The pay is absolute shit, and I only don't complain because I sit on my ass talking with you guys all night instead of manual labor like my last 2 jobs.
Good morning Trist. How're you?
Hello my slutty maid. How're you?
Good morning Homu. How're you?
Good morning Shino. How're you?
4:20 AM. AKA too damn early.
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Well i feel like a parrot now.
Im good! heading to meeting You are QT talk to you later.
Blaze it fgt
Alright. Catch you later.
Good morning everyone
Let's hope today will be a bit better than yesterday
How's everyone doing?
I'm doing fairly good. Wondering if I should finish one of the million anime series I started months ago or get into the Madoka mangas.
You?
my sweet olive nigger
You are a parrot
I'm alright, just woke up
you?
Cars will keep you very busy, also feels great being a car surgeon. I believe you're heading for a trade school.
I'm doing well. Working to adjust sleep schedule for my morning classes. Are you an early bird?
Later Shino
What happened yesterday? You're another Yuno poster right? There's another with You Know Gasai as their filenames
In a way, it's true. But eh, it happens to all of us.
It's a adventure to discover the jokes, always gets me to chuckle.
Bad morning waifu.
>>>/blog/
Yea I know, I saw he just left
>I still need to change my filenames
My friend got into a car accident so it was a pretty hectic day
Watch katanagatari
Morning everyone
It can only go up. Is your friend alright?
Have you been dispirited lately?
Always watching
Hiya Yuno.
I looked into trade schools at one time. $27k tuition. Think I'ma stick with community college and just get my certs. Dream job would be moving out, finding my own place where I can just buy a fuck ton of cars and flip them on CL. Work on cars, day and night, to make a profit.
>Get bored?
Go work.
>Feeling down?
Go work.
>Need some money?
Go work and hope it sells fast.
>Feeling good?
Go work.
Unfortunately.
Adventure is always nice, wish mine turned out better.
She alright?
I'm good. Just annoyed that i woke up this early for whatever reason.
Oh? You and i are on the same sleep schedule again? That's kind of amusing. I'm good. And i don't wanna be a parrot.
Oh no. Not at all. I tend to be a night owl if anything. My sleep schedule is just totally cocked up right now.
Good morning Chen. How's it going?
Does nazi pony have a name? Don't actually know.
Damn, I've been in one of those. Are they alright?
>Tristana
Fuck off Togame, you're dying
Her name is Aryanne friend
Morning man,
Yea she got pretty lucky and already got dismissed from the hospital within a few hours
I took care of her yesterday and probably today some more
Hey qt~
See above
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What happened dude?
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Fuck off jerk
Why don't you want to be a parrot?
I'm sure it has great benefits
Claimed ;) all other waifus are trash
Light Novel > Anime
Yes. I expected too much from my this thread and the people I love to RP with.
Hello, I'm eating plums, how about you?
Shut the fuck up.
Chancer
That's good. You are a great friend if you just stay at her side like that.
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Being rude will get you nowhere.
It hasn't worked for me at least
It will.
This constant sleep deprivation is crazy but oh well. Still feeling good after all this despite it.
Thanks man, I try my best.
So how are you doing man?
Hello
You're still dying, cunt.
Nice. That is probably the most appropriate name i could have ever thought of.
Well you seem to be around a fair bit, i'll try to say hi when i see you around at least.
Like what? Crackers? I decline.
Watching some youtube stuff while i wake up the rest of the way.
Gotcha. You've school or work to tend for? Having those hours really bores into you.
I've a friend who's teacher said that they didn't need to be at school to become a master technician. You're on the right track and you sound like you'll love it too, which is fantastic
I crashed. Brake were shot. 70mph. I did what I could to divert the car into the blockade without compromising myself or other drivers. I hit a jeep. I drove a sedan.
Luckily the jeep didn't have no one and their vehicle was unscathed, mine on the other hand seemed totaled. All that on a rainy finals day....the best of times. Still managed to get to school. Father helped me out on that one big time.
But I won't die
Checkmate atheists
No. He will be fine.
Starting a new show is a no-no for now, I need to finish something else first.
Does this happen often to you? When I'm too stressed I might wake up randomly feeling hungry but sick at the same time, to the point where I can't eat or sleep for a while.
That's what you get for RPing with posters 20 years younger than you.
>hello man
>how are you man
>thanks man
>im fine man
How limited is your vocabulary?
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Kek just now realised
Perhaps it's because I'm still tired
Stop being a jerk then
Would you rather be a boat?
Finish what?
I'm doing fine. Probably spending the day home while studying and playing.
Nope. Just went for a nap at an odd time, and wound up just sleeping.
Ehh not really. When i get stressed, i don't sleep at all. I just woke up at an odd time today.
Absolutely not.
I'd rather pick on my slutty maid.
Oh boy. Really feelin it
Didn't you try and play as lovepon on the /trash/ hg?