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auckland here

trying to get my dumb as fuck classmates to contribute to the group project

wassup

why is your dumb fuck class mate not contributing?

Fellow Aucklander here.
Can confirm the average Aucklander you will meet on the street is probably a fool.

why won't you have sex with me?

>1 of them's parents got divorced (we're in our 20s and he doesnt live with his parents) so he said he needs a few weeks to grieve
>the other one doesnt do shit except play video games
>the other one is actually hard working

theyre fuckn scrubs that will never amount to anything

yea im mad

You haven't asked yet

You never asked. I will fuck anything that moves

Auckfag here.
I see there's some cheap houses in Dunedin.
Any dunnerfags here?
Whats dunedin like anyway

His parents didn't die, He does not need time to grieve. Get the fuck over it.

Take the video game and smash it on the ground.

The hard working one needs a break and probably oral sex. take one for the team.

It's cold and small as fuck compared to Auckland.
If you don't like drinking you'll get really bored, but all kiwis like drinking, yeah?

why won't they have sex with me?

Not much to do, but it's chill af
Students give the occasional good vibe
Everything's close

Weed situation?

Same as everywhere. Dry unless you know people.

I can get it easy enough

Why won't they let me penetrate?

WHY ARE IDS EVEN GONE?

what is wrong with me?

You worry too much. Explain your problems instead of posting cryptic one-liners.

Whre da dunedin nundes at?

you are just a fucking cockhead.

how many inches is enough?

3.5

can I eat fish everyday?

Only if it's battered

fush 'n' chups bra

Do I catch my own fish and survive that way?
why spend money on food.

why ugly fucker have girlfriend?

white girls care about smarts.
brown girls care about looks.

The personality game A1

Ill fuck anything where you at

Easy to please i love it

Wheres the Wellington Orgy at

how long is one sex?

Where the Wellington people at

Wellington

hello friend.
what are we doing?

Hey boss wasup mang

23 seconds followed by four to ten minutes of apology

Two hours then a week of blue balls till you try get off again....

i know, he's being a lil bch. i broke up with my finace recently and did not even shed a tear, let alone miss a day of schoolwork.

he plays flash games on his PC lmao, if I smashed it he would probably do even less work

hahahah im not giving a dude a blowjob.

yet here i am on Sup Forums, not doing work

We outchea chilling on the Sup Forums

anything happening tomorrow?

Ey mang same as me whata surprise

Wake up in the afternoon see if i can score jerk off then Sup Forums

what are we doing tomorrow?

Where u at?

Welly CBD You

ayyyyo same g

who has acid for sale

Ey, nearly got you them quads. Upto?

This

btw general drug thread

Finna release my nudes if I get quads

Just do it. I post gf and i all over the internet

Tits or gtfo

prove it

watching a hologram for the king.

where are the females?

Happy fgts
Post your own

sleeping

Not on here

y u do dis?

Why not?

Nice. Where u guys from?

Welly

shave your cock. your dick has a jewfro

If this post end in 7 I will give up drinking for the rest of the year.

I will literally cuck you.

Names

More beersies for you

I will pray for you.

If this post ends in a number between 1 and 9 I will go to bed.

Oh fuck that.
Yeah... working that
Sounds like a dream

...

cuck when?

HAI

Anytime not like we having anything better to do

Timstamp or fuck off

fucking underage and banned!
also reported for underage content!
rip in prison.

Oh shit... looks kind of like my sister....

wincest time

Nah.

More?

oh HAI

where the females at dough.

Already posted mine just pray boi

I don't want a high milage cavernous cum recepticle.

No hymen no diamon

Fucking their boyfriends.

...

That's all i want

Anyone remember her?

i have somewhere

Anymore?

I think those are asian boobies.

nope

is that one fucking huge big ass bottom lip or is my mind fuckery a poke out tongue?

jesus christ.

Shit she looks familiar name?