what would you boys do to get with me? :)
What would you boys do to get with me? :)
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Probably call you granny tits and yank you by the collar
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I'd take a shit on your chest..
Then I'd pass..
Turn you down because the GF doesn't wanna 3-way with a half spic.
Not you
Tits or GTFO
I would pay $12.50 USD
I'd go as far as putting extra effort in taking a shit and making my shit sessions end shorter than usual.
I would pay $12.51 USD
I'd pay 12.55$ and I'm losing profit
Throw money at your face
I'd wash my balls for you
Throw you in the back of a truck and hogtie you.
use chloroform and a baseball bat, get you to my van and fuck you silly
After pushing that camwhore out the way I'd grab you by that baseball cap turn you around and offer you the freshest candy i could find...
please leave your rude comments at home..
Lower my standards
tits or gtfo
Please leave your bullshit at home.
Tits and a timestamp would be fantastic, though.
you better not have a dick you attention whore
Nothing.
Ok First, I'd sliiide up the bar, and tell ya that I can't believe how fuckin fat you are I'd say I like the way you make your titties shake, and if you lost a little weight you'd look like ricki lake
I don't know bitch, you have to convince me.
nothing 'cause you'd bring me nothing but drama, bullshit and an empty wallet (and probable STDs)
Stick my dick in a pìzza
FUCK! THAT!
You'd be jockin' me quick
I'd order you a drink, and stir it with my dick
>cloroform
>buy an anal dildo
>pick u up at your house aat 3am
>rape u for 3years until u get the stockholm syndrome and we marry
...
There's a difference between a dildo and an anal dildo?
pay your pimp
tits and timestamp pls otherwise gtfo
...
a dildo can be used both ways but since im fucking that bitch vagina i will use the dildo only in her ass, thats the diference
>OP's not the girl in the picture
>the picture has been posted all over the internet already
GASP
buy you something off the dollar menu
Not a fucking thing.
Take the mask off and reveal your true identity.
Old man jenkins
awesome
thanks for asking
first thing i would do is correct your boob surgery,
the second thing i would do is tell you to go back to china, chink
now,
fuck off
baby you are so sexy you deserve the best this world has to offer.
first i would start out by gathering the most powerful governments in the world
next i would assemble a team of their brightest scientist with the most funding ever seen in history
then after years of research and cutting edge new technology being developed to solve the worlds most complicated issues facing the world today.
i would have them figure out how to
>FIX YOUR FUCKING EYEBROWS
>china
lol she doesn't even look remotely asian.
Nothing, you look like a slut.
The question is what would you do to get away from me?
virgins detected
sit in a corner and let you spit on me while I furiously masturbate
Not a thing. Would fuck the girl in the pic, though.