Mark Kermode shits on X Men: Apocalypse

>"No where near the superior Captain America Civil War"
youtube.com/watch?v=9xS-eyE7qwI

Is he right?

yes

Yes he is. But because Civil War is popular and its now unpopular to say this is better people will say its better on Sup Forums.

They're both nowhere near the superior Batman v Superman

I thought he didnt like Civil War

I love how someone always says this and it gets the replies you predict every time. Fucking idiots.

He didn't, the statement is still true however.

Bvs was better than both

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>"No where near the superior Captain America Civil War"
Way to kill your own crediblity.

I'd say BvS > XMA >>>>>> CW

BvS wins for being a bit mean spirited, which goes a long way in this age of cynically positive blockbusters. Apocalypse is 2nd place for having a sense of drama and making the most sense. And Civil War is last because it's lame and sucks.

t. DCuck

"It's like popcorn, a lot of noise but no substance."

BRUTAL

>superior Captain America Civil War
Is this some kind of joke or do people unironically think that movie was good?

Why is Marvel so based?

>Is this some kind of joke or do people unironically think that movie was good?
Is this some kind of joke or do people unironically think that movie wasn't good?

Paid critics. If rotten tomatoes wasn't in disneys pocket BvS would have the 90%.

>popcorn
>no substance

That's completely wrong though

>doesn't want to make a plot synopsis because he doesn't understand the movie
>really easy and stupid ass movie for kids is tough to follow

I stopped watching right there

Seriously
>Xmen movie is "kinda complicated"
WHAT
THE
FUCK

>wasn't in disneys pocket BvS would have the 90%.

Nobody knows their secret

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VICIOUS

didn't see BvS but i liked X men more than CW, i fust felt it was a more complete story with better directing, acting and soundtrack IMO

>Nobody knows their secret

The secret is quality first.

Anyone remember that youtube reviewer who looked like he was 16, wore a suit and desperately tried to be stuckman/jahns? I remember his Sisters review started off with a pun or something terrible and he was so smug it was cringey

why are the thor movies so bad? they can do so much with this character. still slightly hyped for the third one since they seem to be going cosmic which were the best Thor stories in the comics

They're not bad, they're fine.

>They're both nowhere near the superior Batman v Superman
This is 100% correct, honestly.

I've seen all three, and enjoyed them all, but IMO BvS is by far the superior film.

>people are still not sick of capeshit
The stories are all pretty much the same, like Bond movies, and they all have exploding city blocks in horrible CGI
How retarded do you have to be to enjoy this shit?

Superior doesn't necessarily mean good, he wasn't exactly taken with it

Wow, they all have explosions. Holy shit, you're a genius. They really all are the same. I never thought of it like that. Thank you, I don't enjoy capeshit anymore.

he is that one that had a song "12 blu rays of christmas" and an interview with goldie hawn?

Fassbender was the only guy who seemed to care.

That's it. I'm a #CruzMissile now.

The movie is actually pretty good.

unfortunately yes. Civil War was bland but Apocalypse was laughably bad.

CapeKino at its finest

days of future past was way better

Civil War is the worst Captain America flick though

(Yes even worse than first avenger which at least had a sense of fun and red skull was in it. Civil war was pure crap)

are these pics real?

First Avenger was fantastic. Very underrated.

>12a
>Capeshit

Why would anyone over 12 that isn't there with the kids even go see that movie.
Why would parent expose their kids to that shit anyway.

What sad times we live in.

honestly this is true

I'd rather see the new X Men however bad it is. Its at least a story of a world scale villain and a pack of somewhat likeable characters, not egoistical manchildren fighting each others. Marvel is so incredibly below any standard by design and general idea its hilarious.