Synchronized Diving

ITT we discuss why synchronized diving is faggotry and should be eliminated

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t. guy with an unwanted erection

Why don't we have a good diving team

Just because watching fit hairless twinks diving makes ur dick hard doesn't make it gay.

The men's gymnastics team is shit too

i guess sync diving is kinda lame

but solo diving is aesthetic as fuck

We do fool.

Steele Johnson a GOAT

Is it even gay to want to fuck twinks?

fuck everyone is so hot
this makes me so horny

any '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''sport''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' with a judge should be removed

>Steele Johnson

Hopefully he lives up to his name

So pretty much all winter sports except downhill skiing and speed skating.

no judge in hockey

What's it like to be in the closet OP?

>steele johnson

evidently not, judging by the size of that """bulge"""

So you think sychronized diving is a legitimate sport, since you couldn't provide a coherent argument.

It's just a gimme for the chinese, so they feel like they can compete with the rest of the world.

Note, all the sports chinese are "good" at are judged sports, so they can give the squint eyes a bit of "face"

>closeted fag gets confused by seeing these sexy diver bodies
>wants to ban a sport

good lord our country is so repressed

It's scientifically proven you can cross swords with Tom Daley and not be gay.

>hnnnngggg

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This happened already right?

Wasn't able to watch anything live all day

Fuck China

Not so fast white boy

no

yes it was about 5 or 6 hours ago

Lose
>figure skating
>freestlye skiing
>all snowboard events except snowboard cross

I'm okay with this

snowboard cross is literally gayer than synchronized diving

Have you accepted Christ as your Lord and Savior?

The US divers sound like closet christian homos lmfao.

>watching his interview
>"god has given us this amazing opportunity"
>is a flamboyant homosexual

i want to make love to literally any participant in this event
ahhhh

>Steele
>Johnson
>rooted in Christ

Is there any chance he's not gay?

His parents gave him a porn name and he ends up winning silver at the Olympics lmao

do you think the pairs make love the night before the event to bond and synchronize better

Never heard of a grower?

It sure as hell sounds like it.

0%

Religious is gay. I see nothing contradictory here.

>His parents gave him
nigga that's a pen name if I've ever seen one
they do it just to stand out more

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>he's a lindsey jacobellis fan
wew

I half expected them to come up out of the water and kiss

>any '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''sport''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' with a referee should be removed

MUH DICK

>fuck

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Could True Detective S3 work if, when not true detecting, they were synchronized divers?

Women's diving is pretty nice.

They should have to dive while one of them is erect and inserted into the ass of the other.

How come women never whine about women's beach volleyball being faggotry or women's synchronized diving being faggotry?

Sounds to me like you guys are simply repressed as fuck.

DELETE THIS

N-no homo!!!!

You'd enjoy that, wouldn't you?

Don't you have to test positive for AIDS to compete in that sport?

Did that with your mum last nite.

>How come women never whine about women's beach volleyball being faggotry or women's synchronized diving being faggotry?
Because there's nothing gay about appreciating the female body on full display. The guys who do diving are also usually super homo.

So let me get this straight..

Appreciating women's beauty= okay for everybody.
Appreciating men's beauty= only okay for women

Is that right?

#MasculinitySoFragile

When is that? Fucking NBC only showed Men's diving so far

Roidssia BTFO

Women's synchronized springboard was on yesterday. China won, naturally.

Women's Synchronized 10m platform is tomorrow at 3pm EST.

>tfw too flabby to pull off wearing a speedo

HE WAS IN THE POOL

Is this pure gay love?

It would certainly make me blow my load even faster than it does now.

Not gay but these divers's bodies are beautiful. Anyone who disagrees is probably a repressed homosexual.

Want to know how I know you never lifted a weight in your life?

Sure, tell me

Hot.

he's no nick mccrory

because all the little girls are already in gymnastics

>Goodfellow left his Plymouth home in the run-up to their Rio adventure and moved into Daley’s London apartment to improve the bond between them.

>be me in pub finishing my pint
>see tom daley win bronze
>hugged his teammate and fell in the water whilst hugging
>"puke in mouth a little"
>everyone cringes and starts saying diving is the gayest sport

I got a lot of closeted gay vibes

>caster keeps bringing up that he has a wife
>starts talking about living with Christ and shit

Weight lifters don't got beautiful bodies lmao and their strength doesn't matter because they are out of breath in 2 minutes not even functional strength like swimmers and runners

Please help me out, I've been trying to watch the diving for days but SKY NZ is shitty and their olympic website has been down since it opened, even though I pay $150 a month for it. (Sky NZ is Cable here, olympics.sky.co.nz )

Where the fuck can I download the diving events whether it be from torrent (preferred) or streaming