Ask a guy who hasnt left his house in 3 weeks and spends at least 14 hours a day on Sup Forums anything

ask a guy who hasnt left his house in 3 weeks and spends at least 14 hours a day on Sup Forums anything

Are you me?

You live off my taxes, can i get a thank you at least?

Why do you let yourself decay like that as a plant?

Are you white trash?

What stops you from killing yourself?

Why do you choose to conitnue being a burden on society and the planet in general? Why not end your miserable, pointless, sad existence and at least not use up the fucking oxygen?

Not op but I didn't leave the house for two years without taking the dole. My mom kept me up until I got a job.

i'm on Sup Forums 12-16 hours a day everyday for the past 11 years you zilch

thanks wageslaves

No need, I'll ask myself.

Your mom made you go out and get a job when you turned 3?

That bitch!

The two of you are providing a valuable service. I'd suggest you coordinate your schedules so that your hours don't overlap.

As the official Chroniclers of Sup Forums, you've accepted the enormous responsibility of recording for all history the various ylyl, trap, rekt, banana, webm, milf, pics you shouldn't share, fb crush, etc.

God speed.

Thanks for supporting my vegetation, people with actual lives? Actually calling sitting on Sup Forums most of the time you're awake 'life' is... really fucking sad.

how do you support yourself/who supports you

STFU try being isolated for the last 10 months, devoid of any social contact, 10 months and before that i had a girlfriend who i loved, who ruined me. 3 weeks,, please.. its school holidays for i guess. man some people live in worlds so dark and lonely, you would kill yourself being in there head for even a day. 3 weeks.. you havn't experienced anything

Do you like caffe latte?

Are you plotting a mass shooting about how nobody understands your deep thoughts?

I was 30 years old. My marriage fell apart, had to sell my house, she got my car, started drinking and lost my job. Ended up back at mom's because lol nowhere else to go. Let the drinking and depression take over my life. It's hard to come back from that shit. But I made it, and I'll never be happy again. But I got a job and my own depressing little hell hole to lay down at night.

hey china can do it, why not?

Do you think of starting a fb fap thread?

AMA. Haven't left house in 365 days. 1 fucking year

What did you do the entire year?

Amazing that so many faggots didn't recognize who it is in the gif.

Proof that the majority of Sup Forums are 12-14 year olds.

STFU newfag.

So it's a rare gif of moot without a cock in his mouth,
Big deal.

Your mum bought you alcohol to fuel your alcoholism? That's pretty shitty parenting

is moot like a new pokeyman?

0/8 saw right through it kid.

Also newfags use the term newfag like it is the hipster thing to do.

Do you only use Sup Forums?

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They couldn't dodge the rodge

set up a small, easy to achieve goal and work for it, try it out

>Also newfags use the term newfag
Sure kid. Only them.

It makes more sense if you know she's a drunk too.

Who's that supreme gentleman in the gif?

I can't remember his name, but I know he was quite the...

...ladykiller

YEEEEEEAH

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Because it is true, find out when newfag was first introduced and how.

Then you will understand "kid".

But since people like you have trouble with looking on the internet, it was late 2007.

And was to describe someone new to Sup Forums who tried extremely hard to fit in but fail at it by anons.

But it has been misused recently to indicate someone just being new to the site as an attack to presume the person who is attack is somehow an "oldfag" another term used by the same people.

I would call them cancer personally. Because they are.

How do you like being cancer kid?

Dick pic please

He tried so hard to find out what is love.....

... his baby hurt some more

is this orlando bloom?

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Don't worry. WWIII will give you a new purpose.

That's some accomplishment you've got there son, being so through with Sup Forums history.
Mommy should be very proud.


>pissing contest with a Sup Forumstard

I stopped right after "duts sim akompeesmints uv get der suh"

OP here, just got done fapping to some pov scat porn. Ready to start answering questions now

>Sup Forums's oldest fag
I can see how your brain would freeze after reading that.

Post links

What's been the best post on Sup Forums in the last 3 weeks?

not OP
but I haven't left the house in over 2 weeks
I have wealthy parents and don't need your taxmoney m8