/cum/

11 Nations of /cum/ edition.

Waifus are pretty hot until I realize how ayy lmao their proportions are

Spanish caribbean goes at least up to orlando

I think these are somewhat accurate. appalachia is weird though, there's definitely a nation there but it isn't at all that big.

also obviously african american nation but it's unrealistic to give them any actual land

oh wait I didn't see how midlands autistically stretches into canada
that's stupid as shit
you know, minnesotans and shit have similar accents to canadians, they should be in the same nation perhaps

use my map pls

I like how appalachia makes a hard turn west and completely exits appalachia for several hundreds of miles.

MOMMY WONT CLEaN MY CLOTHES
THERES A MASSIVE PILE ON MY FLOOR AND I DONT HAVE ANY CLOTHES FOR TOMORROW
WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

That yankeedom is too big

Please put New Brunswick in Nouvelle France

> Tidewater cultural nation

What's the singularity of this people? They look Dixies to me.

USE MY MAP PLS

I'm posting in here to assert my dominance that I am supreme and you are all that of a lean cuisine
In other words I would eat you

That's a bit big, but the coast and especially islands around there are unique due to isolation. For examole the Ocracoke Brogue they speak is thought to be the closest living thing to Elizabethan era English.

Eat up big boi

Your map doesn't even have Canada. I can't work with this shit

>Midwest streches to Montana
>no Great Plains nation

DESU wouldn't mind eating out a qt candian boi

i have a newer version that has some more fixes i just named it midwest because i dont know what else to call it
pic related is newer version, unlabeled

> Dividing Anglo America

Arr rook the same to me, from Arizona to Canada all of them are Gringos.

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>muh Catalans
>muh basques
>muh aragonese
>muh mexicans

All spics to me

But aragonese are lizard people?

>Anglo America

Que voulait-il dire par ceci ?

Mexicans and Spaniards are so different as Jamaicans and British. But I don't see a relevant difference between Canadians and Americans (at least White Americans).

It's clear that Québécois are a different and unique ethnic group. I'm talking about English speaker Canada and English speaker USA.

What is this a recreation of?

bit gay

>Québécois

Je suis néo-brunswickois but I see your point.

Goya's painting of Kronos eating his god kids

>Maricopa county
>Mexico
what kind of jabronis make these shitty maps?

here is a labeled version

>Bay Area and Washington/Oregon together
>Mormons not carving out their own clay
>Mexico not colonizing the entire fucking southwest
>Northwest US and western Canada not blanda'd into a massive yet mostly empty state

East Coast is just random

texas/oklahoma/arkansas would be their own nation desu

>literally no difference between coastal Louisiana and Quebec

Cajuns are displaced Acadiens from New Brunswick, Maine, Nova Scotia, and Québec. They really aren't very different and get together every year at the Festival acadien de Caraquet.

There are other Francophones along the Gulf region, creoles and some huguenot remnants, but cajuns are the lion's share.

texas would be its own nation senpai

This was pour vous

>New France
I'm okay with this
>alongside Qu*bec
*necks self*

I came from Yankeedom but now live in the Midlands.

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i hope all these poor rednecks and edgelords who voted trump in get cancer and cant get treatment because they dont have insurance

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Appears to be traced, source please?

>the moment I itch my balls my roommate looks over at me
It's not what it looks like

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If el norte is tex mex im glad we were not included.

tfw feel when no South Dakota or Finnish bf

feels good

>tfw no fag removal plan

remember to exercise your glutes

You just post 3D women you lazy friccin bean.

howdy, nice states

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What the hell do you want me to post then.

are you the okie of olden /cum/?

This thread needs more Alex

Hey bud

Any woman other than C*r*

probably not, i dont frequent /cum/ very often, and i just got the flag script today.

checkd
also, hello next door neighbor

damn, he was a cool guy

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trashy, but in a good way

howdy

tornadoes

Fact: California is the most powerful state in the world

no.

>In a way it’s pitiful. John Lewis, d. Ga. Still nursing a head wound from 1966 or ’67. Saying Trump is not a legitimate President because the Russians uncovered that the DNC sabotaged Bernie Sanders’ campaign. Crazy.

savage

well you're not wrong

sorry for disappoint, but im cool too

alex no

hello pennman

so, howbout them NFL playoffs

how to sleep

I dont need to search for the name of that man.

I know a ((())) when i see one.

well you're not wrong

Probably went into the military like his pops.

>being this cucked by blondes still

LET HER GO
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It's too late to stop Alex. It was always too late

everyone knows ben stein and everyone likes ben stein

>not liking ayyliums
more for me I suppose.

do okies hate the cowboys or follow them because of proximity? Since the rams left I can only guess they lost a nearby team

alex yes

most everyone i know is a cowboys/steelers/broncos fan.

im personally an atlanta fan.

>he doesn't have an alien abduction fantasy

I always thought oklahomans/texans hated each other, but maybe thats only CFB

why steelers and falcons?

Why is OKC such a shithole

Blondes are the most powerful women in the world.

Fun fact: My ex was jealous of cara and once i suggested her to dye her hair blonde and she got so upset because "i only wanted she to look more like her".

so i stand correct.

Mucho ruido y pocas nueces?

The midlands trigger my autism

STEEL'D

i dont actually live in OKC, i live in western oklahoma for college.

closest city to me thru github, thought id use it.

just got rid of it.

I pull for atlanta, always have.

pitt/atl superbowl?

>17 year old boy body
>Pedico

Triste!

Possible but unlikely, Tom has our number. Last time steelers won was in 2011 in pittsburgh. Have to go back to 2008 for last win in NE, and that was VS matt cassel. I hope I'm wrong though. Le'Veon can be the game changer.

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im gonna go to sleep.

see you tomorrow /cum/.

the face of an angel.

>2 AM
I'm out
night

>going to bed before the Real Senpai hours

Bustas, the lot of you

what do you think about matt for MVP?

do you live off of i 40?

pussy, night tho

woulda been my pick desu. I think brady is gonna get it though.

>have to stay up 6 or 7 more hours to reset my sleep

Yeah, why?

Adios Slowpoke