>His country hasn't been at war with the United States at least once
The true sign of a non-country.
His country hasn't been at war with the United States at least once
Justin King
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Samuel Martin
>when amerika-kun notices you
:3
Anthony Murphy
When were we at war with South Africa, Jordan, Azerbaijan, Armenia, Kuwait, Turkey, Mongolia, Croatia, Bosnia, or Brazil?
You also missed our conflict with the Regency of Algiers, if you consider that to count as Algeria. we fought them in the Second Barbary War. Or are you considering them part of Turkey because the Regency was a vassal of the Ottomans? In which case why is Morocco on there? Operation Torch?
Andrew Sanders
We love you leafs. You and Britain will always be #1 and 2 in no particular order, at least until our population is replaced with Mexicans.
Angel Richardson
When'd we fight finland? and did we ever TECHNICALLY go to war with russia? Why isn't Constantinople filled in red if turkey and greece are?
Henry Bell
Finland was technically part of the Axis.
Nathan Young
Technicality from WW2.
As I recall the only thing from outside USSR was one british bombing
William Richardson
Can't believe I missed that. When did we fight Greece?
I also notice Somalia and Syria are red. Presumably because of Gothic Serpent and Inherent Resolve. But if attacking insurgents inside a country rather than directly attacking the country's government counts as going to war with them, shouldn't Pakistan and Yemen be red as well? We've conducted drone strikes, bombings, cruise missile strikes, and special forces raids in those countries to a greater extent than Somalia.
Ethan Long
>Croatia
>what is WW2
Nathan Bailey
Technically they weren't. They never formally joined the the Axis, they were a co-belligerent. We also never took action against them or declared war on them. At least Thailand and Bulgaria got a token amount of bombs dropped on them (that leveled a couple cities and killed a few thousand civilians).
Actually, I figured it out. Operation Deliberate Force is probably why Bosnia is filled in. I think there were some ethnic Croats in the Austro-Hungarian divisions that get chewed up at the Battle of the Argonne Forest?
Iran should also be red if the definition gets this loose. See Operation Praying Mantis.
Levi Robinson
Yes. The Soviet Union asked the USA and UK to declare war on Finland. The UK agreed and sent one bomber. The USA just said no.
Josiah Scott
I don't recall us declaring war on Croatia or taking any form of military action against them, unlike the other minor Axis members like Romania. Did we bomb you guys?
Josiah Martin
When did they go to war with brazil?
Asher Harris
>when you've been in so many wars in only 200 years and you're not sure which countries you fought against anymore
Austin Gomez
you in fact bombarded our partisans with food, military hardware and supplies during WWII.
Landon Smith
The whole world should be red thanks to proxy wars desu
Also
>USA never fought the USA
Truly a non country
Nathaniel Cooper
>When a leaf shitpost
So cute~
Wyatt Sanchez
Because your navy ran away:
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Ian Scott
Never.
Carter Flores
When did the US go to war with France? Is this counting Vichy France or something?
Dylan Watson
We had some air skirmishes with you guys too apparently.
>
The Air Force of the Independent State of Croatia (Zrakoplovstvo Nezavisne Države Hrvatske, or ZNDH) and the units of the Croatian Air Force Legion (Hrvatska Zrakoplovna Legija, or HZL), returned from service on the Eastern Front provided some level of air support (attack, fighter and transport) right up until May 1945, encountering and sometimes defeating opposing aircraft from the British Royal Air Force, United States Air Force and the Soviet Air Force. Although 1944 had been a catastrophic year for the ZNDH, with aircraft losses amounting to 234, primarily on the ground, it entered 1945 with 196 machines.
Ethan King
US refused to pay their debt to France in 1798
Jackson Nguyen
Christian Brooks
USA a non country
Lucas Hughes
>estonia
what
Thomas Allen
Oh come on, Cambodia and Laos should be red.
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Evan Hill
2 wasnt enough
Noah Hall
are you afraid to fight a ground war? come at me american
Aiden Garcia
ayyyy
Brody Clark
Estonia was a member of the axis powers in WW2 apparently
So was croatia
Jordan Gomez
sneak attack while the military was busy fucking China's ass
coward
Nathan Ortiz
>sneak attack while the military was busy fucking China's ass
More Japanese soldiers died in the Philippines than in China bro.
Jace Ward
Forgot Grenada.
Noah Cook
That's because we were fucking Chinese enjoying victory
Josiah Thompson
ayyyy
Isaac Stewart
ayyyy
John Price
Wasn't that literally after the sneak attack when we were caught with our pants down?
Wasn't that your whole plan in WWII? To get the US with it's pants down so you could have enough time to win in china?
Jack Perry
Better version?
Sebastian Walker
forgot pic
William Torres
Shit, forgot Thailand.
Ah well.
Luis Scott
ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
Liam Phillips
...
Thomas Harris
I'm not sure how showing you losing the war and getting btfo on sea, land, and air was supposed to be an ayyyy.
Camden Edwards
lol, japan gave no fucks about the chinese
Parker Johnson
it's k/d ratio that does matters by your logic in vietnam ;^)
Ryder Howard
Japanese people feel proud and safe killing innocent peasants.
Although, Japan during that era was highly militaristic society. All production capabilities was devoted to output of military related things
Brandon White
Literally 3.8 million of those 4 million were Chinese. We are not talking about the Chinese, but the Americans.
Isaiah Bennett
there are only two things in war - combatants and potential combatants
Adam Taylor
you mean
combatants and potential combatants are the only two things in war, yes?
Carter Nelson
ayyyyyy
Sebastian Wilson
United States has fought in 100 wars since its founding according to Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org
Of these 100, we have only lost six wars we've been involved in
>Red Cloud's War, BTFO by Lakota Injuns
>Bay of Pigs Invasion, BTFO by poor commies
>Vietnam War, BTFO by rice farmers
>Lebanese Civil War
>Somali Civil War
>Russian Civil War
Only Vietnam and the Bay of Pigs were really significant to the US
We've stalemated in two wars
>War of 1812
>Korean War
The US has a victory rate of 92% :^)
Luke Clark
Counting the Bay of Pigs invasion as a US war is really questionable.
Ryan Sanders
>did we ever TECHNICALLY go to war with russia?
Yes, you invaded us in 1919 during the civil war.
Jayden Kelly
We invaded their country and were thoroughly BTFO m8, I count it as a loss
and we lost
Eli King
ww2 is a co-op play and you can't omit your team mates or cannon fodders who contributed to absorbing japanese offense and resources, even though japan was fighting alone in asia pacific :D
Angel Sullivan
>South Africa
Dylan Wood
feels good to be on the right side of history
William Nelson
reminder
Carter Morris
Fuck off faggot.
1. France (eternal greatest ally)
2-99 uk/can/jp/au/kor/pol/etc in particular order
Cameron Carter
We're always willing to stand with you against the Mexican horde you know, most just won't admit it publicly. Just say the word and consider taco removed.
Zachary Hill
wtf i hate sweden now
Ayden Turner
lol